(In a limo on the way to the CSWA Awards Ceremony!)
P. Vicious: Well, we're off to the awards again.
Mexican Muppet: ME don't like awards.
PV: Oh yeah, that's right, last year you got, um, well,
you were disgraced thoroughly, right?
Muppet Kid: Yeah, you got hit on head with awards!
MM: Um, yeah, ME did.
PV: Well, not tonight, Timmy and I are up for greatest
feud.
MM: ME not up for anything.
MK: Maybe they give you "Best Goo" award or something!
MM: Hey, look, a TV and a phone! And jelly beans! Here,
Fozzie, have some! (He stuffs a jelly bean in his Fozzie
Bear doll's mouth)
PV: Um, yeah. Didn't we just pass the Convention Center?
MK: Yeah, WE did. Driver? Driver? (he knocks on the
glass) (the driver turns around)
Driver: Yeah?
PV: Where are we going? We just passed our stop.
Driver: I'm taking the long way....TO YOUR DOOM!
MM: IT'S THE DOCTOR!
MK: Oh no, not again.
PV: This just isn't my day...
MM, MK, PV: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
(fade out as the limo speeds up to over 100 mph....)
Rhubarb Jones: Welcome to the Memphis Hilton Convention
Center, the host of tonight's 1993-94 CSWA AWARDS
CEREMONY, brought to you by CS Enterprises and the CSWA!
Now down to tonight's co-hosts, Sammy Benson and Rudy
Seitzer!
RS: Welcome to all you nominees, wrestlers, managers, and
fans! Like my tux, Sammy?
SB: Yeah, sure, you clean up nice. Now that we're done
with the small talk, shut up and leave the rest to me.
RS: But....
SB: Tonight we honor the best and brightest talent of the
last year in the CSWA. I guess that's why I'm nominated
for Best Commentator!
RS: Yeah, sure. Here to present tonight's first few
awards, here is the one and only, Bill Buckley!
(a few people clap)
BB: Thanks, Rudy. Tonight's first award acknowledges the
greatest card of the last year. The nominees: LAST CALL I,
LAST CALL II, THANKSGIVING WEEKEND '93, and ELVIS LIVES
CELEBRATION VIII. And the winner is:
THANKSGIVING WEEKEND '93! And here to accept the award...
(Tony Dagati steps to the mic)
TD: Thank you, Bill. The CSWA is so proud to... (Stan
Parsons steps in front of him)
SP: Excuse me, kid. On behalf of the CSWA Board of
Directors...
TD: But they said I was supposed to accept the award...
SP: Um, do you work here? Shouldn't you be sweeping
something? Like I was saying, the BOD thanks you all for
your support, good night. (audience cheers)
SB: Looks like Dagati has a little more egg...excuse me,
I mean, goo, on his face again. Here to present the award
for Strongest Wrestler is Hornet...
H: Thanks, Sammy. Tonight's nominees for the CSWA's
Strongest Wrestler are... (nominees flash on screen) And
the winner is...HEAT!
HEAT: I'd just like to thank...
SB: And there you have it folks, HEAT! Thanks for that
great speech! Wish we had more time. The next award is
for the Hottest Prospect for the Future! Rudy will
present the award.
RS: There was a tie for this award. The winners are none
other than Greensboro Champ Troy Windham and Michael
Joseph;MJ Dean!
TW: Thanks, Rudy. It's just great that MJ and I can
share this award.
MJD: Yeah, we'd just like to thank the CSWA for giving us
this great opportunity. Good night.
RS: And now to read some of the awards given by the CSWA
Board of Directors, here is HORTENSE!
SB: She's not going to sing is she?
H: Hush up, Sammy. First on the list, the winner of the
Most Impressive Hold for the third year in a row, Hornet's
SCORPION DEATHLOCK!
H: Congratulations to my favorite sugarpie, Hornet.
Next, the winner of the Highest Flying Award is CSWA
Presidential Champion WILDSTAR! The CSWA Board of
Directors award for Most Dismal Wrestler is THE DOCTOR!
Thankfully he's not here to accept the award! The award
for the Greatest Feud goes to the ARROGANCE/CRAZY LIKE A
MUPPET feud! And finally, the Most Influential Wrestler
Award, and we'd like him to come up here to accept if it
he can, is JACK ROITER! (No one comes up) Is Jack here
tonight? (Mike Roiter stands)
MR: He's um, well, he's....
(Suddenly there's a huge crash in the back of the
Convention Center. A limousine comes crashing through the
doors and into a wall!)
Muppet Kid: We're here! Thank you, thank you! (He throws
kisses to the audience while standing on top of the
limousine)
(Meanwhile, everyone notices that the limousine crashed
through the wall of the men's bathroom. Jack Roiter is
standing there, now with a large wet spot in the front of
his pants.)
Mexican Muppet: Congratulations, Jack!
Jack: Can some....one....help me....please.
I....wet....myself....
(Mike Roiter rushes back and takes Jack out of the
convention center)
Mex: But your award! Can I have it?
Rudy: Let's cut to a commercial......we'll be back folks.
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RS: We're back here at the 1993-94 CSWA Awards Ceremony!
SB: Where we've just seen Jack Roiter with his pants
down, literally.
RS: Here to present the next award is the CSWA
Presidential Champion WILDSTAR!
W: Thanks, Rudy. I can't believe that it's only been two
years since I won this award. The nominees for the
Newcomer of the Year Award are: Former Greensboro
Champion Bonecrusher; Former US/National and present World
Tag Team Champion Mike Roiter; the man who upset Timmy
Windham, Dark Warrior; and ??????????????
And the winner is: BONECRUSHER!
BC: Thank you all so much for this award. I've got to
thank my buddy HEAT for all the help he's given me. And
of course, Mark Windham, for being bad enough to let me
powerbomb him nine times in a row! Thank you!
RS: The next award is for Manager of the Year. The
nominees are: (they flash on the screen). And the Manager
of the Year is: RAY S. CORNETTE.
SB: Thank you, Rudy! As you all know, Ray is away on
vacation and a scouting tour right now, but I'll be happy
to accept this award for him. Here to present three more
awards given by the CSWA Board Of Directors, here is one
of the members himself, Mickey Benedict.
MB: Thanks, Sammy. The BOD would like to recognize a few
more people for their incredible work this past year.
First, we'd like to present an award for Comeback of the
Year. It's been over a year since this man had a heart
attack in the middle of the ring. But he's back, and
he'll be overseeing the officiating at ELVIS LIVES VIII,
this award goes to referee extraordinare, CARL YOUNG!
(Carl stumbles out onto the stage to accept his award.)
MB: The next award was a tough one to determine. The
Match of the Year Award could go to the DREAM MATCH:
Hornet/Windham II at LAST CALL, the match for the National
Championship between Mark Windham and Steven Flair, or
even one of the great battles between ARROGANCE and CLAM
for the World Tag Team Titles. But this year's Match of
the Year Award goes to the ULTRATITLE TOURNAMENT Finals,
Joey Melton vs. Hornet!
MB: The final CSWA Board of Directors award is a very
special one. Last year, the BOD gave the Wrestler of the
Decade award out to celebrate the CSWA's fifth
Anniversary. That award went to Hornet. It's only
fitting that a wrestler of the same caliber be recognized
for this year's Greatest Achievement Award. This year's
award goes to the man who successfully became the UNIFIED
World Champion against all odds, MARK WINDHAM!
MW: I'd just like to thank my friends and family. My
wife Jewels, and my new little baby girl, Thelma. Like
Mickey said, there were a lot of people and things against
me winning this title. But I plan to hold onto it for a
long time, and anybody who wants to get in my way is going
to be taught to step off.
RS: Oh boy. Maybe they should've given it to him for
masterminding the attack on Hornet! I wonder if he had
anything to do with Patrick York's plane crash!?
SB: That's enough, Rudy. This is an awards ceremony, not
your own personal talk show! Speaking of which, the next
award is for the Commentator of the Year Award. To
present the award, here is the son of the old man, this is
Beauford Buckley!
ByB: Um, that's Billy, Sammy.
SB: Whatever.
ByB: The nominees for the Commentator of the Year Award
are: Rudy Seitzer, Stan Parsons, Sammy Benson, and my own
dad, Bill Buckley. And the winner is....(he opens the
envelope)....um, BILL BUCKLEY! (Bill comes to the stage)
Congratulations, Dad!
BB: Thanks, son. I'd just like to thank....hey, wait a
minute, Billy, this envelope says Sammy Benson!
ByB: Well, ummmm....
SB: What?! I won! I really won! (He runs to the podium
and takes the award out of Bill's hands) YOU LIKE ME!
YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKE ME! And who wouldn't! I want to
thank everyone who voted for me, as well as Ray S.
Cornette, MG......
RS: Congratulations, Sammy. Glad you thanked all the
people you work with!
SB: Why should I thank them?
RS: Anyway. We're down to the big three awards of the
night!
RS: First of the Big Three, here is Stan Parsons to
present the Most Popular Wrestler of the Year Award.
SP: There is always hot competition for this award, since
it is determined solely by the fans. This year, for the
first time, we have a tie! The first winner is none other
than the one they call the Muppet Kid, TIMMY WINDHAM!
TW: Thank you! Me want to thank Mark and Hornet and
Mexican Muppet and P. and Sammy and Rudy and Stan and Chad
and Steve and Tony and.....
SP: The other recipient of the Most Popular Wrestler
Award is also the Wrestler of the Year. He'll receive
both awards in just a few minutes!
SB: Thanks, Stan. Up next, here is Vice-President Tony
Dagati to present the Tag Team of the Year Award.
TD: This year's nominees are: ARROGANCE, CRAZY LIKE A
MUPPET, CS EXPRESS, and the ROITERS. This year's Tag Team
of the Year is......"Solid Gold" CS EXPRESS!
SM: Thanks so much for this honor, again....
CG: Next year we'll just have you ship the awards to our
vacation spot. Really, thanks so much to everybody in the
CSWA.
RS: Congratulations, guys. And now it's time for the
daddy award of them all. Here to present the award, here
are CSWA Co-Commissioners Stephen Thomas and Chad Merritt.
CM: Thanks, Rudy. One of these men will be the 1993-94
CSWA Wrestler of the Year.
ST: As well as being a co-winner of the Most Popular
Wrestler Award.
CM: The nominees are...
ST: Unified World Champion "The Living Legend" Mark
Windham, Joey Melton, "The Franchise" Hornet, and ??????
And the winner is....
CM: (opens the envelope) HORNET!!! Congratulations
Hornet on being the Wrestler of the Year once again!
H: Thank you Chad and Steve. I just want to thank
everybody who has stood by me this past year. My
girlfriend Peaches, Rudy Seitzer, even P. Vicious and
Timmy! And especially you fans out there! Thank you for
making it possible for me to win these two awards.
RS: There you have it folks!
SB: Thanks for being with us. We'll see you tomorrow at
ELVIS LIVES CELEBRATION VIII: Takin' Care of Business!
The Elvis Presley Trauma Center
Memphis, Tennessee
September 28, 1994
One day before ELVIS LIVES...
A doctor: Mr. Roiter, you didn't have to bring your father
all the way across the country for treatment. I'm sure your
hospitals in Montana could have done just as well.
Mike Roiter: Well, I heard that this was the best place in
the country. Plus, it makes him able to be near my brother
and I while we wrestle. Thanks for all your help, doc.
Doctor: No problem, Mike. I'm sure we'll have him up and
on his feet in no time.
MR: Do you really think he'll be able to walk again, doc?
Doctor: He'll walk, or he'll die trying. (he laughs)
MR: I think you're probably right, doc. Thanks again.
Doctor: Welcome, Mr. Roiter. (as Jack is wheeled into the
room in his wheelchair)
JR: Well....hello.....doctor.
Doctor: Good, I see your speech therapy is coming along
after your last unfortunate accident.
JR: Yes....
Doctor: Good. We're going to try a new therapy today,
Jack. How does that sound?
JR: Good.....doc...tor...
Doctor: Well then. Your son has already left, so I guess
we're ready to get started. Orderly, thank you, you may
leave now.
Orderly: But doctor, I was told....
Doctor: I don't care what you were told. You may leave...
now!
Orderly: Yes, sir.
Doctor: Well, Mr. Roiter, this therapy we're going to try
should be a real boost to getting you walking again. But I
must warn you, some people don't react well to it.
JR: Any...thing...to...help...me...walk...
Doctor: Alright then. And you've already signed the
consent forms...
JR: What....consent....forms?
Doctor: Oh dear, the nurse must have forgotten them. Oh
well, we'll go ahead anyway. (He reaches down and picks up
a paddle) This, Mr. Roiter, is called SHOCK THERAPY....
JR: What....are....you....
Doctor: Shut up, old man. I'm tired of looking at your
pathetic self.
JR: But....
Doctor: But what? We're either going to make you walk or
you are going to die trying!
JR: I...want...
Doctor: I don't care what you want! I am the master here!
You are nothing! And I'll do whatever I want. (he turns to
the electrostimulation machine) Let's see....I think you
can take a 1000 volts to your limbs to begin with. If that
doesn't make you get up, maybe another 1000 volts will help.
JR: No.....please....
Doctor: You don't have to thank me or apologize for second
guessing me before. That's okay. Just lie back. And here,
this will stop you from biting your tongue off. (He stuffs
a piece of rubber in Roiter's mouth)
JR: Mmmmmmphhh...
Doctor: Alright, it's all juiced up and ready to go. ONE..
TWO....
(Above the small hospital room, lightning flashes and the
skylight bursts open, sending a shower of glass shards
flying and three men bungeeing down)
P. Vicious: You won't do this to anyone else!
Doctor: What? I never gave you shock therapy!
PV: No, you just drove me insane!
Doctor: It didn't take much! Who's your little friend?
PV: He calls himself the Mexican Muppet.
Doctor: Mexican? He looks more like he's from Arizona!
Mexican Muppet: AHHHHHHHHHH!! ME NOT FROM ARIZONA!
(The Mexican Muppet holds up his Fozzie the Bear doll. It's
head starts to spin and then green gook flies from its
mouth and hits the Doctor in the face)
Doctor: AHHHHHHH!!!!! It's burning me!
Jack Roiter: Mmmmmpphhhh.
Timmy Windham: GOOD JOB! Now ME finish it!
(Then Timmy Windham picks up the electroshock paddle the
Doctor dropped)
TW: ONE.....TWO....THREE.....
Doctor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TW: CLEAR!!!!!
(The force of a couple of thousand volts pulses through the
Doctor's body, and he goes limp)
PV: It's over. Finally, it's over. Let's get the pieces
of glass out of Jack and leave.
JR: Mmmmmppphhhh....
MM: ME TAKE THING OUT HIS MOUTH???
PV: Um, no, not right now. Let's get the glass out before
we do so we don't have to hear his screams.
MM: OH, OKAY!
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Rhubarb Jones: It is Thursday night, September 29, 1994,
and we are LIVE here in on the estate of the King himself!
I am standing in the ring where all of tonight's action will
be happening here at Graceland Manor, just beside the
Meditation Gardens and the Trophy Room. Tonight, the CSWA
combines two celebrations into one. First, tonight's events
kick off a celebration of over six-and-a-half years of
wrestling with:
CSWA ANNIVERSARY 1994:
THE WRESTLING KING
And the first supercard on ANNIVERSARY OPENING NIGHT is
another of the CSWA's great traditions. For this and the
next two nights......
ELVIS LIVES CELEBRATION VIII:
Takin' Care of Business
But, of course, folks, that's not all. Because tonight's
MAIN EVENT promises to rank up there as one of the greatest
matches of all time! It is:
THE SCORPION VERSUS THE SHARPSHOOTER
The Dream Match to end all Dream Matches
HORNET/WINDHAM III
There MUST be a Winner!
For the Unified World Championship
BB: Thanks, Rhubarb. Hi all, this is Bill Buckley,
standing just inside the former volleyball court of Elvis
Presley, which has now been turned into a monument for the
gold records he earned since his death. It also houses
Elvis' Entertainer of the Century Award! And tonight, it
will also feature this video wall, on which we're going to
show you and all the other fans some great clips. Right
now, we want to show you HORNET/WINDHAM II from
LAST CALL II on May 20, 1993. Here it goes....
BB: As the whole world knows, tonight's MAIN EVENT is the
DREAM MATCH of all time. For the third time in history,
"The Living Legend"; Mark Windham and Hornet will meet in
the ring. This time, however, things are a little
different. The first time they met as friends, the second
time as enemies, but this time they meet not knowing where
they stand. We don't know if Mark Windham planned the
attack on Hornet to win the title or not. Also for the
first time, the UNIFIED World Championship is on the line.
And finally, for the first time, we WILL have a winner.
There can be no interference, no one else will be allowed
at ringside, and there will be no disqualification.
In the first Hornet/Windham match, Ray S. Cornette
waited until the third fall to do a number on Hornet and
Windham. In the second match, well, we've decided we'll
show you WINDHAM/HORNET II on tape-replay. So, here it is
from LAST CALL II on May 20, 1993...
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BB: And now the moment you've all been waiting for. Five
years in the making, its Hornet versus Mark Windham. The
pre-game hype is over, and this time its for real. Let's
head to Rhubarb Jones.
RJ: (Light dim, fireworks explode, and the greatest light
show ever seen takes place.) AND NOW THE STARTING LINEUP
FOR YOUR WORLD CHAMPION CHICAGO BULLS!! Whoops, wrong
thing. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS A ONE FALL, SEIXTY
MINUTE TIME LIMIT, NO DQ MATCHUP FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF
THE WORLD.
(Metallica's "Wherever I May Roam" plays)
First, the challenger to the title, from Sweetwater,
Texas, standing at 6'5" and weighing in at 257 pounds,
this is the United States Heavyweight Champion, Mark "The
Living Legend" Windham!!
(Crowd erupts)
(Light dim again, and again fireworks explode)
AND THE CURRENT AND NINE TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,
(nine time, meaning all the world betls he's held, such
as: WDWF, JWA, EN and CSWA). FROM GREENSBORO, NORTH
CAROLINA, WEIGHING IN AT 263 POUNDS, AND STANDING AT 6'4",
THIS IS HORNET!!! (crowd goes bonkers)
(DREAM MATCH II from LAST CALL I continues)
SP: Here we are, this no doubt has the potential to be
the greatest match of all-time. And because of that,
we've kicked Sammy Benson out of here, and we've gotten a
guest commentator. He's none other than Dream Warrior.
Wait a minute, Windham grabs the mic.
MW: Hey, Boy! You're not man enough to be here at
ringside, so take your butt back where it belongs. In the
SLWA! The Minor leagues!
DW: One day, Windham, one day.
SP: DW, I've never seen Mark like this, its got to be the
stress of finally facing Hornet.
DW: Let's hope so...
SP: There's the bell, and MW and Hornet circle each
other, like two fighters getting ready to engage in a 15
round war.
DW: I'm just glad I've got a ringside seat.
SP: Windahm and Hornet lock horns, and Hornet sends
Windham flying into a corner. The crowd cheers as this
match is finally taking place. Windham points a finger at
Hornet, and walks over and slap him right in the face.
Hornet slaps back, Mark slaps, Hornet slaps, Mark slaps,
everybody is standing, good gawd its all coming down
tonight!! Windham delivers a right hand to Hornet, but
Hornet ducks and catches him in an atomic drop.
DW: Pain, it hurts.
SP: Hornet has Windham on the mat in a headlock.
DW: Both men's tempers are flaring, and I sure hope
things don't get ugly.
SB: Hey guys, I'm back!
DW: Too late.
SP: Mark lifts Hornet up and there's a belly to back
suplex, but Hornet still hangs on to the headlock.
Windham is up and he fires several right and left hands
into the mid-section of Hornet, thus breaking the
headlock. Windham with an eye gouge.
DW: When Mark said he'd do anything to win, it looks like
he was right!
SP: Windham executes a suplex! And now a knee drop! In
the early going, its Windahm who seems to have everything
working! Well, DW we all know about Hornet's Scorpion and
Mark's Torture Rack, but both men have a great arsenal of
moves.
(Clip from DREAM MATCH II continues...)
DW: That's right. If you were to compare these two guys,
I'd say Hornet has the edge in power, stamina, aerial
moves, but Mark is purely a ring technical, with great
speed and agility. If you were to pick the two best
WRESTLERS in the world today, I'd have to say Mark Windham
and Bret Hart. Both men, have spent time in Stu Hart's
Dungeon.
SP: Windham has Hornet in the turnbuckle, where he chope
the World Champion senseless. Hornet turns the tables and
starts to chop Windham!!! But, Mark again with a rake of
the eyes. Windham scoops Hornet up and there's a body
slam. Windham goes up top, something he's not known to
do. Windham with a jump splash and he gets it!!! Wow,
the last time I saw Hornet so dominated early in a match
was against Joey Melton. The Champion is in deep trouble.
DW: Stan, I'd say it's a little early to say that.
SP: Windham stays on the attack with a powerslam!!
Here's the cover....One...Two..No!! Man that was close.
Windham slaps themat, as he knows he was inches away from
becoming the new champion. Both men have openly said this
is Mark's last chance at the belt. Mark, again with a
suplex! It's apparent he's trying to work over the belt!!
DW: That's what makes watching this guy so great. he
wrestles to his strengths and not the other guy's
weaknesses. In every match you can tell that Mark is
always in control.
SP: Windham, once again with a suplex, but this time it's
a slingshot! Mark is looking great in the early going.
MW picks Hornet up and locks his arms, there's a butterfly
suplex. Hornet bounced a goot five feet in the air, after
he hit the mat. Windham with his second pin, One....Two..
New Champion?..NO!! Mark can't believe the count! He's
saying something to Carl Young.
DW: I couldn't hear it, but you can bet he wasn't wishing
him good luck!
SP: Windham looks mad as he sends the champ into the
ropes and catches him with a clothesline! I think HOrnet
is out! Windham looks in a hurry, he's got a sleeper
hooked in, but Hornet charges for the turnbuckle! Mark
pushed Hornet and his head hits the iron post! Mark is
scooped up by Mark and there's a belly to back! Oh, what
action!! Windham is calling for the DDT!! He nails it!!
But, Hornet rolls outside! Mark follows and whips the
champ into the steel railing!
DW: Pain, it hurts.
(Clip from Hornet/Windham II cont...)
SP: Windham is back in the ring, and he comes running
across. He soars over the top rope and hits Hornet! But,
Hornet catches him and throws him down. Hornet rolls back
into the ring and comes back out with a shooting star
press! We've got some late breaking news...let's go to
Rudy Seizter who's standing by with Co-President Stephen
Thomas.
RS: Thanks, Stan. Mr. Thomas, we understand CS
Enterprises has made a huge business deal.
ST: Well, I wouldn't really call it a business deal, but
yes, it's huge.
RS: How much can you tell us about it?
ST: I'll tell you all about it, but then I'll have to
kill you. Just kidding. The deal involves the SLWA and
the new league, the JLA, the Japan Legends Alliance. CS
Enterprises forked out the money to start our third
league, the JLA. Our first one, as you know is the CSWA,
our second was the USWA, and now the JLA. The JLA will of
course operate out of Japan, as well as all over the
country. Former STL President Steve Schroeder is heading
up the league. He's been aching to get back in the
promoting business, but has been a bit short on cash.
Together with him leading the way, we'll strive to make
the JLA the best league we can.
RS: So, what's the big news?
ST: The big news is that we're all....(his phone rings)
Excuse me Stan, I mean Rudy, I've got to take this. Yeah.
You're kidding...How'd it happen..Alright I'm coming.
RS: Was that business?
ST: No, Jimmy Walker finally got another TV series, what
do you think??? Later.
RS: What about the big news.
ST: Read about it in CS's new newspater we just bought.
USA Today no more, now its called the CS Tribune.
RS: I've got a job to do!!
ST: Humm...I'll take care of that.
RS: What does that mean?
ST: It means you're fired.
RS: I've got a family!
ST: I'll take care of that.
RS: What!!!!
ST: I know people, who know people, well you get the
idea.
RS: Let's go back to ringside.
SP: We're back live, and over the past five minutes this
match has turned around. Hornet has hit shooting star
presses, an ad stretch, a flying dropkick, and he's had
the scorpion hooked in for the last two minutes! But,
Windham finally gets to the ropes.
DW: This match is everything we thought it would be and
more!
SP: Who are you, Bud Collins? Anyway, Hornet is up top
and he comes off with a reverse moonsault! Here's the
cover. One...Two....and 3/4! I thought that ws it right
there.
DW: So did I!
SP: Again, Hornet climbs the turnbuckles, and again he
soars off with a reverse moonsault! One...Two...no!!! I
can't believe Marky Mark didn't go down for the count!
Hornet must be in a flying mood, because he travels again
to the top. There's another reverse moonsault with a
complete flip. The cover, this could be it! One.......
Two.......
SP: Thre...NO!! Hornet grabs Carl Young.
Hornet: (yelling) You dumb twit!! Can't you count!
One...Two...Three. You know three comes after two, and
before four. Goodness, you've got to be a Parsons. Stupid
man, can't count to three, falls off the apron. (Hornet
smacks Carl!)
DW: What just happened?
SB: Bravo, Bravo, more show, more show! Slap him again!
Lord knows he's cheated me out of five or six titles. Go
Hornet, go!
SP: Things might turn ugly once again.
P. Vicious: Bang! Bang!
(Sammy Benson runs out screaming)
PV: What's wrong with him?
DW: No doubt he's getting a change of pants.
SP: Mark Windham just kneed Hornet from behind and Hornet
hits Carl, sending Carl into the iron post!
DW: Goodnight!!!
SP: Not again....Windham has the cover. One....Two......
Three...but no one's there. Mark goes over to Young, he
grabs CArl and starts to shake him. Mark shakes his head
and turns around, and is nailed by a shooting star press!
Mark's head hit the back of the turnbuckle! One...Two...
Three.. Four..Five...Six...
DW: Hornet has Mark pinned!!!! What's going on, can't
any ref here make a call...
SP: Here come Pee Wee Troutman!! PEE WEE YOU DON'T HAVE
YOUR LICENSE BACK!!
PWT: Oh yeah, bye!
DW: I'm sick of this...
(Clip from Hornet/Windham II cont...)
SP: DW, where are you going. Things are getting out of
hand.
PV: Hey, I'm your second hand man now!! We new buddies!
SP; NO!!!!!!!! DW has grabbed a cup full of ice from one
of the fans and has poured it on Carl's head. Carl starts
to move around.
(Crowd stands and cheers)
SP: Hornet sees DW and goes over to the ropes. Hornet is
just standing there shurgging his shoulders, as if to say,
"Why the heck are you here?" DW tries to explain, look
out!! Windham from behind. Mark isn't worried about
Hornet, he goes outside and pops DW in the head.
MW: I told you to stay away, boy.
SP: Mark sends DW flying over the railing and into the
fan's lap.
Fan (Paul Miller): Hey, that was my drink.
SP: MW is back in the ring and Hornet still looks groggy.
Mark has him up in a bridge suplex. Carl rolls over.
ONE...............................................................................................
SP: Count fool, count!
TWO.................................................................................................................
.THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Mark
Windham is the new champion. Here's the official word.
Rhubarb Jones: (to Carl) What's the call?
Carl Young: Mark won, no Hornet won, no Mark, ahhh I
don't know they were both on the mat.
RJ: Oh no...we need a ruling, you know idiot this is for
the WORLD BELT!!!! Make up your mind.
CY: The winner is...
CY: The winner is....uh..hummm..oh..How am I supposed to
know, I've got a headache this big.
RJ: How big?
CY: You see that woman over there. That big.
RJ: Man, that's big.
CY: The match is a draw...
(Mark and Hornet run over)
MW: What!! Draw? Look peon, make up your mind, who won!!
It's not that hard.
H: Come on, you can do it. Come on...
CY: I'm sorry, guys, wait a minute, I can't breathe.
MW: Goodness, you've got to be the worst ref ever. Here
pal, take an enema.
(Clip from Windham/Hornet II continues...)
CY: I'm serious, I can't breathe.
H: There's no time for this, the World belt is on the
line!
CY: I........can't........breathe.
MW: (grabbing his wrist) what's this...Carl Young, Heart
Condition?
H: Whoops...
MW: Nobody saw anything. You weren't here. Everybody
out of the pool!
RJ: Look guys, I've still got a pulse.
MW: Oh,l happy days.
(co-president Chad Merritt comes down to the ring)
(stepping over and almost tripping on Carl)
CM: Watch it pal, this suit cost thousands. Hey,
shouldn't he be breathing.
CY: I.............can't..........
RJ: Goodness, he's going into convulsions.
MW: Should he be shaking like that.
H: He's turning blue.
MW: Blue's definitely his color.
CM: We have to go with his LAST CALL.
H: (grabbing Carl and shaking) Speak man, speak! Who
won!!!!????
CY: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....Goodbye, cruel world.......
H: Speakkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
RJ: Guys, I lost that pulse.
H: Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I touched him...
CM: Great, I've actually got to do something. Rhubarb
(as he turns around and almost knocks Rhubarb off the
apron) Where's the video?
(Everybody heads to the commentator's table.)
(The video tape plays)
CM: Alright, there's DW flying into Paul Miller's lap.
hey, Rhub, fast forward...Stop! Stop! Great, go back you
idiot. Stop!! Stop!! Give me the remote. Who hired you?
RJ: You did.
CM: What was I drinking? There it is! Slow motion..
there's the suplex, the cover, One....Two.....(the screen
switches to P. Vicious looking into the camera.)
PV: Is it filming? Is it on? Hey, Muppet are you sure
we have clearance to be down here playing with this stuff?
MK: What does it matter...whoops, I mean, ME DON'T KNOW,
WHAT IT MATTER, THAT MAN DEAD, THEY BE DOWN THERE FOR
HOURS..US PLAY WITH STUFF, US HAVE FUN...HEY, YOU BE
SAMMY, AND I'LL BE STAN.
PV: Hey, why do I always have to be Sammy.
MK: WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A PARSONS.
PV: This is true!
Everybody watching the video: Ahhhh!!!!
CM: Guys, what's the call?
MW: Hornet, we've given our best everywhere over the past
five years, its only fitting that nobody knows who won.
H: I agree, it's time to go home....
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BB: And that was the end of Hornet and Mark Windham's
second match up. (Of course, we didn't include the sing-
along or Carl Young being rushed to the hospital!!!)
however, tonight there won't be a sing-along (we hope).
But there WILL be a winner! And that's all later tonight
in the MAIN EVENT. We'll be back...
(The following is a presentation of CS Enterprises)
(Wide angle pan of the lawns of Graceland)
BB: We're back and set for the start of Elvis Lives
Celebration Weekend!!!! (crowd cheers) Today is just the
first day of what will be the three greatest days in the
history of the CSWA!! As always I'm joined by Sammy
Benson!!!
SB: Hello Buckley, and once again it's a pleasure to be
hosting the greatest card in CSWA history!!
BB: Hosting...
SB: We've been down this road many times before..
BB: Right?
SB: Mr. "I lost at the awards".....Haaaaaa! (pulls out the
award for best commentator) Look but don't touch!!
BB: Fans, we've got a ton of action for ya tonight, which
will all be capped off by the Unified Heavyweight
Championship match, HORNET vs. "The Living Legend" Mark
Windham! There must be a winner!! We'll get things
rollin' with our first match of the night!!
SB: I'll take this one, Bill. I'm a little more
qualified. The first match of the night features a man
who continues to make a name for himself in the CSWA.
He's a young star who has been very impressive in the last
few months. And he'll be facing off against a former CSWA
star and champion. So, without further adieu, here is
Kevin Dunlap vs. Blond Devil!
Kevin Dunlap vs. Blond Devil
This one was no contest at all! Dunlap took the former
CSWA Champ and threw him all around the ring. Blond Devil
tried to come back with a flurry of indian chops, but
Dunlap shrugged them off and nailed Blond Devil with a
neckbreaker. A back slide cover won the match for the
rising star!
BB: Kevin Dunlap impresses me more and more every time he
comes out here! He's always matched up against veterans,
and yet he still comes out on top!
SB: Yeah, maybe someone will throw some real competition
his way soon!
BB: Up now, another CSWA veteran steps into the ring.
"Air" Allen Stokes is a former multi-time CSWA World
Junior Champion as well as the winner of a *P* Lightweight
Tournament in 1992. Since then, his career has seemed to
drag. Tonight, he'll be facing a man who has now become
more than a rookie, but not quite a veteran.
SB: Yeah, you have to actually win a match to be a
veteran.
BB: Iron Eagle steps in the ring against the former
master of flight. It remains to be seen which one of
these wrestlers will be able to take to the sky tonight in
the ring.
Iron Eagle vs. "Air" Allen Stokes
The lanky man from Washington, DC was taken down early
by Stokes' incredible speed. But Stokes seemed to run out
of steam after Iron Eagle caught him with a combination
spin kick and snap suplex. From there, Iron Eagle seemed
to be in control. A german suplex set Stokes up for IE's
360-degree splash from the top. And then, a final
moonsault by Iron Eagle got him an impressive win!
SB: I never thought I'd see the day...
BB: I can second that one! Iron Eagle could be a force!
I've heard that he may be one of the new wrestlers in the
World League of Legends starting up soon.
SB: It might be just the place for him to develop his
young ability. Or then again, they may just need a
jobber.
BB: Hey, he's nobody's jobber after what we just saw in
the ring! Up next, Dark Warrior takes to the ring!
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BB: Dark Warrior hopes to continue his winning ways. In
the Unified World Tournament, he was able to pull a major
upset against then-Intracontinental Champ Timmy Windham!
And he went toe-to-toe with former Pacific and IC champ
Sammy Flair as well. He lost that one because of Flair's
weaverlock. Tonight, he seeks to add one more win and
move up the rankings. He'll face a man who is two inches
taller and 35 lbs heavier, Thunder.
Dark Warrior vs. THUNDER
Thunder came out ready, catching Dark Warrior with a
body slam and then a DDT. But the nominee for Newcomer of
the Year was then able to break out of Thunder's full
nelson and turn it into a spinebuster of his own. A
following Stungun set Thunder up for DW's STF leglock.
Then Dark Warrior went for the finish with his snap-frank
n' parsons, the Guillotine. Dark Warrior wins again!
SB: This Dark Warrior kid is really scaring me. I mean,
anybody who can catch Muppet Kid offguard has got to be a
little weird himself!
BB: I don't think so, Sammy. He's just an impressive
wrestler. With another match or two like the one we just
saw, he could be in title contention very soon, if he
isn't already! Up next, a tag team matchup.
SB: Is it time for the scaffold? Huh? Huh? Please?
BB: Calm down. Not yet, Sammy, that's later. Up now,
two relatively new teams in the CSWA spar off. First in
the ring, here are "The Torturer" Terry Armstrong and The
Destructor, known together as Maximum Pain! And their
opponents, Scope and Bullet, the men who are trained to
kill inside or outside of the ring, here are the Masked
Assassins! The Masked Assassins will face the CS Express
on Saturday, hoping to move up the tag team ladder
quickly!
SB: Hey, they may win by forfeit if Gibson or Morton gets
knocked off that scaffold tonight!
BB: There's the bell. Scope starts out against Terry
Armstrong. He's called the Torturer, but Scope is the one
doing the torturing first, catching Armstrong with a
powerbomb! But Terry is up, and he counters with a
piledriver! The masked man Scope is up quickly, and he
nails Armstrong with a short clothesline and then follows
up with a torture rack! Armstrong has nowhere to go!
Destructor tries to run in the ring and help his partner,
but he's stopped by the ref! Armstrong manages to get out
of the maneuver, unfortunately it's by falling hard to the
mat. But Armstrong catches Scope off guard and dives for
his corner, tagging in The Destructor! The Destructor
goes to work, catching Scope in a sharpshooter! Scope
grabs the ropes, but finds himself back on the mat as
Destructor clotheslines him down! But Scope is trained to
be quick, and he catches the Destructor with an implant
DDT and then puts him in the torture rack! Destructor is
able to escape however, and he DDT's Scope to the mat. He
follows up with a closed fist uppercut. The ref warns him
about the closed fist, but Destructor is already onto
another move, now hooking Scope in the backbreaker! He
slams Scope teo the mat, but the Assassin is able to use
his speed to make it to the corner and tag in his partner,
Bullet! Bullet comes flying out of the corner and catches
Destructor, who was more concerned with catching Scope!
That costs him, as Bullet nails him with a shake, rattle,
and roll! And there's another by Bullet! Bullet covers,
hooking one leg. One....Two...no, Destructor powers out.
But Bullet continues his attack, hooking in the
sharpshooter. That's his finisher! Now, he hooks the leg
again! One....Two....THREE!!!! The Masked Assassins win
this match! We could see a great matchup between them and
the CS Express on Saturday!
SB: Especially if the CS Express is injured or tired
after the Scaffold match tonight!!!! We could see them
lose their second match or third in a row!
BB: We'll have to see about that. Just remember, the CS
Express has wrestled on a scaffold more times than any
other team in this league.
SB: But I'm sure that the TR Express will have some
surprises waiting for them!
BB: Up next, a man from the Orient makes his debut here
in the CSWA. He's from Sapporo, Japan and is part of the
Billion Dollar Stable! He's a small man, at only 6'1" and
201 pounds, but from what we've heard, he's got an
incredible arsenal.
SB: I've seen him in action in Japan, Bill. This man
makes up for the size disadvantage he usually has in sheer
speed and power.
BB: Well, he'll need all of it he can get. His opponent
tonight is much bigger, and well, I've got to say it, much
crazier than Yakazuma. First, from Sapporo, Japan, in his
debut match, here is Hiroku Yakazuma!!! And his opponent,
from Greenvalley Institution for the Mentally Deranged,
this is P. Vicious!
SB: Oh, Lord, no. Not again.
BB: There's the bell. Yakazuma wastes no time in
throwing Vicious to the mat and nailing him with a Garvin
stomp.
SB: Hey, the Billion Dollar Man pays him by the win, not
by the hour.
BB: But Vicious is up, and he hooks in a reverse
chinlock. But the lightweight is able to slip out of P's
grasp. He trips the big man up, and then comes off the
top with a Pearl of the Orient! What a maneuver! And
what speed!!!
SB: Hey, I told you.
BB: That was incredible! Yakazuma heads to the top again
and nails Vicious with a flying dropkick! There's another
pearl of the Orient! An elbow smash keeps Vicious on the
mat, while Hiroku goes to the top again! ANOTHER Pearl!
He hooks in a full nelson, and then he's back on the top!
There's a Flash flip!
SB: Haven't seen that in a while! Wow!
BB: He covers with an inside cradle! One.....Two....
THREEE!! Hiroku Yakazuma not only wins the match, but
does it by simply shutting down P. Vicious!
SB: We need him around a lot more!
BB: Next up, the Greensboro Heavyweight Title match!
BB: Wow, Hiroku Yakazuma might be right, he could be the
next World Junior Champion! Chester McGovern better watch
out!
SB: Oh boy, I think I'm gonna like this next match!
BB: I think everybody will, Sammy. It a rematch for the
Greensboro Heavyweight Championship. First, from places
unknown, standing at 6'7", 325 lbs. This man is the
former Greensboro Champion, BONECRUSHER! His opponent,
from Dallas, Texas, 6'3", 201 lbs, he is the present
Greensboro Heavyweight Champion, here is TROY WINDHAM!
This match could be incredible!
SB: Look at those stats, Windham is giving away over 120
lbs! If Bonecrusher catches him with that powerbomb, I
don't see anyway that he won't be the next G'boro Champ.
BB: You're probably right! But while Windham may not
have the power, he's got incredible speed and agility.
He's got to keep Bonecrusher on the mat and use some
submission holds to win this one. And here we go! The
two men hook up in the center of the ring. Windham twirls
Bonecrusher around and hooks in a bear hug! Bonecrusher
quickly powers out and catches Windham with a belly to
belly suplex.
SB: Troy won't win that way!
BB: Bonecrusher nails Windham to the mat with an Implant
DDT! He heads to the top!
SB: Already?
BB: Windham is seriously dazed by that DDT! And here
comes Bonecrusher! TR SHOULDERBLOCK! And Bonecrusher
heads to the top again! Windham struggles to his feet.
Another TR Shoulderblock by Bonecrusher! He could pin him
here!
SB: But Windham rolls out of the ring!
BB: Smart move by the youngster! Bonecrusher follows
him, but Troy has the advantage and hooks in a sleeper
hold.
SB: Choke!
BB: Well, not yet, but now Troy starts to choke
Bonecrusher on the ring apron! Troy rolls back in the
ring, followed closely by a very angry Bonecrusher.
Bonecrusher charges the G'boro Champ, and lifts him up!
POWERBOMB!
SB: Count it, Pee Wee!
BB: ONE.....TWO...NO, Troy gets a foot on the ropes!
Somehow he had the sense of mind to do that! Bonecrusher
drags Troy to his feet and catches him with a hip toss.
Windham comes off the ropes and is able to catch
Bonecrusher with a flying dropkick! Bonecrusher is
stunned but he doesn't fall. Windham comes off the ropes
again! Flying Dropkick again! And now, Bonecrusher goes
down. Troy uses a belly to belly suplex to keep him down,
and then follows with a choke! That just angers
Bonecrusher, and now the big man is on his feet! He power
slams Windham to the mat and heads to the top again!!!
Here it comes! Another TR Shoulderblock! But he didn't
quite catch Troy with the full power of that one.
SB: Oh, he'll make up for it.
BB: You're right, because here comes a POWERBOMB! Man,
the ring just shook like there was an earthquake!
SB: There was! We just saw a shockwave on the Windham
fault line! There's the cover!
BB: ONE.....TWO..no, Windham again gets his foot on the
ropes! Bonecrusher has got to keep him in the middle of
the ring to win this one. He picks up Windham and climbs
to the top! There's a TR belly to back suplex! Windham
rolls out of the ring, trying to shake out the cobwebs!
He climbs back in and trips up Bonecrusher, allowing him
to catch him with a powerslam. With Bonecrusher now off
his feet, Troy uses a choke to keep him down. He follows
with a sleeper hold, alternating between it and a choke!
Bonecrusher looks like he's starting to slow down some.
And now Troy Windham hooks in the Iron Claw!
SB: Oh, no, the Windham curse.
BB: This could be a big shift in momentum. Bonecrusher
tries to punch his way out, but Troy's arm span is able to
keep him away and safe. Now Windham scoops up BC and
power slams him again! There's another choke by Troy.
He's doing everything in his power to keep Bonecrusher on
the mat. There's another sleeper by the G'boro Champion.
This one could put Bonecrusher's lights out.
BB: Bonecrusher finds enough strength to power out of the
sleeper hold. He knows that whatever advantage he had
before is gone now. He catches Windham with a savat kick,
but Troy just hooks in another blatant choke. Troy tries
to pin Bonecrusher with an inside cradle! No, he only
gets a one-count. Now, Windham heads to the top. He
tries to catch Bonecrusher with sunset flip from the top
rope! NO! He just crashed and burned! Bonecrusher nails
Troy as he gets up with a short clothesline! And now
there's a Tombstone! He could be back in this thing!
SB: GO, Bonecrusher!
BB: But he gets caught in the Iron Claw again!
SB: Goodnight!
BB: Bonecrusher sinks to his knees, and Windham tries to
cover with a small package! ONE.....Two.......THREE!!!!
Troy Windham hangs on to his Greensboro Championship!
SB: I don't know how, but he actually did it. Great,
another Windham he thinks he's unbeatable!
BB: UP next, HEAT meets Wildstar for the CSWA
Presidential Championship! And then, a Roiter
doubleheader as we see both Mike and Bubba in singles
action!
BB: Up next, the CSWA Presidential Championship is on the
line! Wildstar has had trouble holding on to titles
lately. He was the Pacific Champion, but it was retired
by the CSWA. Then he lost the IC belt to Muppet Kid.
Now, can he hold on to the Presidential Title against his
biggest competition yet? It remains to be seen.
SB: No contest. HEAT will take this one early.
BB: We'll see. First, this man is a former United States
Heavyweight Champion. He hails from the home of American
independence, Philadelphia, PA, this is HEAT!!!!! And his
opponent is the former Eastern States Heritage Champion, a
former IC Champ, a former Pacific Champ, and the current
CSWA PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPION, this is WILDSTAR!!!
SB: HEAT can feel the gold around his waist already!
BB: They square off, and it is Wildstar getting the upper
hand with a full nelson. HEAT powers out, but Wildstar
gouges the eye, setting HEAT up for another full nelson.
There's a double thrust punch by the Presidential Champ,
and another eye gouge! Wildstar wants this one over
early, anyway possible. But HEAT is able to hook in a
headlock while he recovers from that series of eye gouges.
Now he catches the champ with a belly to belly suplex.
And then he hooks that headlock back in.
SB: Hey, that's good technical wrestling.
BB: I'm surprised you know that! Wildstar fireman's
carries HEAT and then nails him with a series of chops
that they can hear up there in the balcony! Man!
Wildstar whips HEAT into the ropes. There's a flying body
press by the champ! He follows up with a boston crab!
HEAT is in trouble here. He tries to power out, but
Wildstar has it hooked in tight. (A couple of minutes
pass) I don't know how much more of this HEAT can take.
He's inching his way to the ropes, and there, he finally
grabs hold, breaking the boston crab.
SB: Come on Heat!
BB: HEAT hooks in a bear hug, but Wildstar powers out and
hooks in a full nelson of his own. HEAT grabs the ropes
and goes back to the bear hug. Again, the Pres. champ
powers out, and this time catches HEAT in the throat with
a double thrust punch!
(Wildstar/HEAT continues...)
BB: Man, Wildstar wants this thing over! He's bending
some rules badly!
SB: Hey, he's not Hornet's goody-goody protg anymore,
and he hasn't been for a long time.
BB: You're right, Sammy. It's been almost two years
since Hornet and Wildstar split under bad terms. Wildstar
was even a member of the CORPORATION for a while wasn't
he?
SB: Not really, he was just allied with us...
BB: Well, he's not allied with anyone but himself now.
HEAT catches him with a savat kick, but Wildstar uses a
fireman's takeover to send him to the mat. That sets HEAT
up for the Scorpion Deathlock!
SB: Oh no.
BB: This could be the second best move in all of
wrestling, since Hornet taught it to Wildstar years ago.
HEAT finally grabs the ropes. As he makes it to his feet,
Wildstar delivers another double thrust punch to the
throat. And now he heads to the top while HEAT writhes in
pain!
SB: Goodnight, Irene.
BB: Here comes Wildstar! REVERSE MOONSAULT! ONE...TWO..
..THREE!!! Wildstar retains the CSWA Presidential Title!
He looks impressive, Sammy. I mean, HEAT is no pushover!
SB: Hey, I gotta admit it, the kid looks good.
BB: Up next, Bubba Roiter and the Model meet in a steel
cage!
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Bubba Roiter vs. The Model
Steel Cage Match
While Mike will enter a cage of his own tomorrow,
brother Bubba took on tag team enemy The Model of Royal
Fashion. The Roiters and Royal Fashion will meet for the
belts tomorrow night. The Model had his moments, but he
was giving up 75 lbs to Roiter. Bubba countered the
Model's hot shots and catapults with bulldogs and suplexes
of his own. The momentum fell in Bubba's favor when the
Model missed a flying body press. Bubba used a short arm
clothesline to set the Model up for the three-count.
BB: Well Sammy, that's the first time we've seen Bubba in
singles action. He looked impressive.
SB: Sure, sure he did.
BB: Hey, Sammy, you have to give credit where credit is
due. Well, here comes his brother, Mike. Mike Roiter,
the former US/National Champ and current World Tag Team
Champ has a busy weekend lined up. Tonight he faces off
in a top contenders match against Degadeth. Tomorrow he
and Bubba defend the titles against Royal Fashion, AND he
tags up with Mark Windham against HEAT and Bonecrusher.
And then Saturday, the Roiters defend against their
biggest challenge yet, ARROGANCE.
SB: That's an incredibly grueling lineup, Bill. I still
can't believe he accepted the offer to tag up with
Windham! I mean, look what the psycho did to his father!
You wanna talk about giving credit where credit is due,
all the credit in the world should be given to Jack
Roiter. Not only did he have a great wrestling career,
but his sons are successful too! I mean, they're the
World Tag Champs!
BB: Wait a minute, did I just hear kind and heartfelt
words escape your mouth?
SB: Hey, it doesn't happen often, but it DOES happen.
BB: I'm speechless.
SB: Don't we wish.
BB: The two men are in the ring. The former CSWA World
Champion and a man who has held almost every singles title
in the league, Degadeth, versus a man who almost won the
Unified Championship, reigns as the CWA Unified/World
Champ, and has held an amazing number of World Titles in
other leagues.
SB: Hey, it doesn't get much better than this. And we
still get to see Hornet and Windham go at it!
BB: You're really happy about seeing them knock each
other senseless later, aren't you.
SB: You better believe it, Billyboy.
BB: And we're ready to go as referee Pee Wee Troutman
calls for the bell to start this great matchup. Degadeth
comes out on top in the grapple, scooping the CWA Unified
Champ up and sending him down with a power slam! But
Roiter is up quickly, and he catches Degadeth off the
ropes with a high elevation backdrop!
SB: He's gonna go for it!
BB: He charges for the Roiter Line!!! But nobody's home!
"The Angel of Death" hit the mat and rolled! He's scouted
Roiter enough to know that that backdrop is a set up
maneuver. Roiter pulls Degadeth to his feet and catches
him with a short clothesline anyway! Degadeth jumps to
his feet and starts choking Roiter using the ropes! Now,
Degadeth trips Roiter up and hooks in a boston crab!
Roiter grabs the ropes, but Degadeth keeps him down with a
karate kick and hooks the boston in again.
SB: Man, what action.
BB: Roiter breaks the hold early again, grabbing the
ropes. He's on his feet, and he sends Degadeth flying
with a tilt-a-whirl suplex! There's a belly to back by
Roiter as well! But Degadeth catches Roiter with a heart
punch, and now a karate kick! He sends Roiter flying into
the corner!
SB: Man, Roiter hit hard! He had to have had the wind
knocked out of him, at least!
BB: Degadeth sits him on the top rope. He's going for
his SUPERPLEX! But Roiter's getting his feet under him!
Degadeth tries to pull Roiter over, but Roiter has his
feet locked on the ropes. Now Roiter pulls! Degadeth
just went over the top rope and hit the floor!!!! He had
to fall 12 feet!
SB: I think he could be injured, Bill, seriously!
BB: The ref calls for the bell.
SB: And for the paramedics!
(Five minutes pass)
BB: Amazingly, Degadeth isn't hurt, just bruised! He
does win the match by disqualification since he was thrown
over the rop. But what a match by Roiter!!! That was
incredible. We'll see him in action twice tomorrow!
BB: And we're ready to go as referee Pee Wee Troutman
calls for the bell to start this great matchup. Degadeth
comes out on top in the grapple, scooping the CWA Unified
Champ up and sending him down with a power slam! But
Roiter is up quickly, and he catches Degadeth off the
ropes with a high elevation backdrop!
SB: He's gonna go for it!
BB: He charges for the Roiter Line!!! But nobody's home!
"The Angel of Death" hit the mat and rolled! He's scouted
Roiter enough to know that that backdrop is a set up
maneuver. Roiter pulls Degadeth to his feet and catches
him with a short clothesline anyway! Degadeth jumps to
his feet and starts choking Roiter using the ropes! Now,
Degadeth trips Roiter up and hooks in a boston crab!
Roiter grabs the ropes, but Degadeth keeps him down with a
karate kick and hooks the boston in again.
SB: Man, what action.
BB: Roiter breaks the hold early again, grabbing the
ropes. He's on his feet, and he sends Degadeth flying
with a tilt-a-whirl suplex! There's a belly to back by
Roiter as well! But Degadeth catches Roiter with a heart
punch, and now a karate kick! He sends Roiter flying into
the corner!
SB: Man, Roiter hit hard! He had to have had the wind
knocked out of him, at least!
BB: Degadeth sits him on the top rope. He's going for
his SUPERPLEX! But Roiter's getting his feet under him!
Degadeth tries to pull Roiter over, but Roiter has his
feet locked on the ropes. Now Roiter pulls! Degadeth
just went over the top rope and hit the floor!!!! He had
to fall 12 feet!
SB: I think he could be injured, Bill, seriously!
BB: The ref calls for the bell.
SB: And for the paramedics!
(Five minutes pass)
BB: Amazingly, Degadeth isn't hurt, just bruised! He
does win the match by disqualification since he was thrown
over the rop. But what a match by Roiter!!! That was
incredible. We'll see him in action twice tomorrow!
BB: Folks, we're just one match away from the Main
Event!!! Hornet/Mark Windham coming up next!! But, first
it's the long awaited, much talked about scaffold match
between, two of the most feared tag teams in the world.
The CS Express meet the TR Express in a grudge match!
SB: A grudge match, on a 30 foot scaffold..
BB: All night long the scaffold has been overhead, and now
we're going to see some action on top of it!
SB: I can't wait to see those CS punks come crashing
down!! I love it!!
BB: To give you a little history on this match, we welcome
our partner Mickey Benedict! Mickey, you'll also be
joining us for the big Main Event, but first as a CSWA BOD
member tell us why this match was signed.
MB: Bill, if you recall at Labor Day Layout, the famed TR
Express took out the World Tag Team Champions the CS
Express causing them to lose the titles to the Roiter
Brothers! Tony Eaton, and Ryan Lane have gained success in
the CWA...And now they've come to the big leagues to see
just who is the best tag team in the world!
SB: Wait just a minute, Mickey...Maybe Windham's last
attack took more out of you than we thought! Despite what
these two teams have accomplished, you've got to throw in
Joey Melton and Steven Flair=Arrogance!
BB: You're right Sammy...I hate saying that..
MB: Also, let's not forget Crazy Like a Muppet!!
BB: I think its' Muppet Mania now!! Being that Timmy is
now teaming with the Mexician Muppet!
SB: Let's not go there..
BB: On the subject of great teams, we can't overlook the
World tag team champions the Roiters!!!
SB: Face it Buckley, the CSWA is loaded with Tag talent!
BB: Right you are, and without further delay let's go down
to Rhubarb Jones!!
Rhubarb Jones: Ladies and Gentlemen, this a one fall
thirty minute time limit match!! This match is for the En
Unified World tag team titles, and the CPUWA tag titles!!
To win the match, the teams must throw their opponents off
of the scaffold!!! And now, let's get
readddddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyy for the start of the match....
(CS vs. TR Express cont.)
(Free Fallin' by Tom Petty plays)
Now making their way to ringside, the EN and CPUWA Tag
team title holders the team of Tony Eaton and Ryan Lane,
the TR Express!!(Mixed reaction) (some kid holds up a sign
that reads CWA: rules) (Beside the kid, Steve Day holds up
a sign that reads CSWA: Six years of wrestling excellence)
Their opponents(crowd goes bonkers) two-time World Tag
Team Champions, with only one professional defeat(that by
countout), Chad Gibson and Steve Morton, "Solid Gold" the
CS Express!!!!!!(crowd erupts)
BB: Alright!!!! I'm ready for this one!!
SB:(on the phone) Noo....That's peppperoni and sausage,
not green peppers...
BB: Sammy! What are you doing?
SB: Huh?
BB: Good golly Miss Amos. Things are starting to get
exciting, as both teams are no doubt going over their game
plans before climbing the scaffold!!
SB: Billybob, we've got to remember that CS are the
masters of the Scaffold match...
BB: Indeed. They've been fighting this kind of match for
six years now! (crowd cheers) Lookout, Sammy!! Tony Eaton
has started up the scaffold first, and behind him is Ryan!
On the other side of the ring, Chad Morton heads up the
ladder first for the CS Express!!
MB: It looks like we've got some problems...Eaton is
refusing to go any further!!!
BB: He's in a shouting match with the fans, as apparently
he's refusing to go any higher!!!
SB: Geez, these clowns pay $200 for ringside seats, and
they think that gives them the right to belittle the
wrestlers!!
BB: Ryan Lane has caught up with Tony, and he's in Tony's
face screaming at him to get up the scaffold!!! Tony's
holding on for dear life!!!
MB: But look at Gibson, he's already on the scaffold
running around!! Morton is up as well!
SB: That's why they're so good at this match, neither man
fears being up that high!
BB: The bell finally rings, and Lane is up top!! Chad
Morton runs over and executes a hip toss sending Lane
halfway across the scaffold!!! Ryan is up, but Morton
delivers a dropkick!! And oh my Lane nearly rolled off the
scaffold!!
SB: This is insane!
BB: Morton continues with a body slam!!! Ryan Lane is in
some serious trouble!!! His partner, Tony Eaton is still
on the last step of the ladder, refusing to get on the
scaffold!!! Morton hovers over Lane, nailing him with
rights to the head!!! Lane is up, and he fires a left hook
to the midsection of Morton!! There's an attempted DDT by
Lane, but Morton flips Lane over and sends him down hard
on the scaffold!!
MB: I heard that scream from way up here!
BB: Chad Gibson comes running across the scaffold, and
Morton hip tosses him onto Lane!!!(crowd cheers) What a
move!!
SB: Lane is done!
BB: Ryan manages to get to his feet, but Gibson hammers
him with a right hand, Morton with a left, Gibson with a
right, Morton with a left, Gibson with another right!!
SB: Ryan looks like a ping-pong! Now, it's Steve Morton
with a butterfly suplex....
BB: Oh brother....it's Morton with a Boston crab!! And
Gibson goes over to the other side, to meet Eaton!! The
crowd is going wild as Morton pulls Eaton by the hair onto
the scaffold!!!
MB: What a match..!
BB: Hey!!!! Tony Eaton just threw some kind of powder in
the eyes Gibson!!!
SB: I love it, it was all a set-up!
BB: Eaton with a clothesline!! He's got some kind of rope,
and he's choking Chad with it!!! (TR's manager TD Dagati
climbs the ladder)
MB: What's this....Dagati is going up to the scaffold!!
BB: My goodness.....Lane with a tombstone piledriver!!!
And Gibson rolls off the scaffold (crowd gasps)
SB: No!!! He's hanging on to the bottom of the scaffold by
one hand!!!!
BB: Dagati has made his way up, and he's got a golf club
in hand!!!
SB: I think that's a 3-wood!
(Scaffold Match continues!)
BB: Morton still has the Boston crab on Lane, but he
doesn't see what's coming!! Eaton takes a swing and pops
Morton in the head!!
SB: Fore!!!
BB: Stop it!! Eaton with a elbow drop!! Lane struggles to
his feet!
MB: His back is in pain..
SB: That's obvious old man!!
BB: Lane holds Morton up, and Eaton fires away!! Dagati
with a kick to the midsection! And TD starts to strut
around smelling the victory!!(crowd boos) Lane with a
neckbreaker!!
MB: Morton's out of it, Bill...
BB: Eaton has Steve's legs in his hands, and Lane is
climbing up to the camera booth!!!
SB: That's an extra 15 feet high!!!
BB: (crowd screaming) Here he comes...oh my!!!! An elbow
drop from 15 feet, onto a 30 foot high scaffold! And
Morton is cut wide open!! Morton is stood up, and Eaton
with a savat kick!!
MB: I can't believe it, but Gibson is going from handle
bar to handle bar on the bottom of the scaffold!!
BB: Dagait calls for the end! And again it's Eaton holding
Steve up, and Lane going to the camera booth! He's
signaling to the fans...
SB: End it Ryan!!
BB: Ryan flies off (as he does Steve Morton manages to
break out of the hold Tony Eaton has on him) and he hits
Tony by accident!!! Eaton is dazed and he staggers over to
the side of the scaffold.
MB: What in the world....?
BB: (Chad Gibson who's hanging around the bottom of the
scaffold, swings his feet back up, and wraps his feet
around Tony's head) Gibson has Eaton in a leglock, and
flips Tony off the scaffold!!!!!!!!
SB: Lookout!!
BB: Eaton hits the match, 30 feet below, hard!!!!!!!
MB: He must have bounced an extra 10 feet in the air!
BB: (crowd goes wild) The CS Express are the new EN
Unified World Tag Team Champions, and the new CPUWA World
Tag Team Champions!!! Lane can't believe what's happened,
and he's almost in tears!! Morton with the golf club,
nails Lane and he is sent off the scaffold!!!
SB: Fall down and go boom!
BB: Morton raises his hand in victory!!! But.....Dagati
shoves him off the scaffold!!!
MB: Morton hit hard!! Dagati now is laughing out loud!!!
SB: Great day in the morning!!!("Muppet kid"Timmy Windham
and the "Mexican Muppet" El Nino (a.k.a the Arizonian)
bungee down to the scaffold....
Tony Dagati: Hey.....don't do anything foolish!!
Timmy Windham: YOU CHEAT......YOU MUST PAY!!
MMEl Nino: I HOPE YOU LIKE GOO!! (holding his fozzie bear
to the face of Dagati, he pushes a button. The head of the
bear starts to twirl around at alarming rate..Some kind of
goo starts to fly out of the bear's mouth!)
TD: ahhhhhhh!!! Dagati starts to fall backwards and he
falls off the scaffold!!!
Bill Buckley: We need help...(right Adam) Eaton and Lane
pull TD out of the ring, as Dagati is out cold!!!
MB: Steve Morton isn't in great shape either, but he'll
survive!!
BB: And now Timmy and the Mexician Muppet, grab ahold of
Chad and bungee down to the mat!! Where ref Ben
Worthington presents the EN and CPUWA tag belts to the CS
Express!!!
SB: Rest assured the TR Express will have their day in the
sun!!
BB: We've just witnessed the start of no doubt a historic
tag rivalry!!
SB: I'm just glad its' over!
BB: We've got to take some time off, clean up the goo, and
get ready for the MAIN EVENT!!!! While we're doing that
we're going to show you some hightlights of Dream match
2!! When we come back from that, we'll have the MAIN
EVENT!! For the Unified World Heavyweight Championship!
"The Franchise" HORNET vs. "The Living Legend" Mark Windham
It's the SCORPION vs. THE SHARPSHOOTER
We'll be back with the match of the decade!!
BB: It's almost time for the MAIN EVENT here at ELVIS
LIVES VIII! The lawns of Gracenland are packed with
wrestling fans waiting to see this next matchup! Joining
Sammy and I here at ringside to help call the incredible
action we're about to see is former CSWA Presidential
Champion, National Champion, and Ultratitle Champion,
Mickey Benedict! Thanks for joining us, Mickey.
MB: I should thank you for asking, Bill. There's nowhere
else I'd rather be at this moment for this great match.
It's always amazing when these two superstars collide.
They're the best going around today.
BB: Any predictions for this match?
SB: Somehow, someway, they'll find a way to make it a
draw again.
BB: And how would they do that? There's no time-limit,
no disqualification, no interference...
SB: Trust me, they'll find a way. We're never going to
find a true winner.
MB: I disagree. I hate to say it, but I think "The
Living Psycho," oh, excuse me, "Legend" is going to find
some way to pull this one off.
SB: Don't let him hear you call him that!
MB: Hey, we're talking about the man who's beaten me for
every major title I've ever held, and twice he attacked me
for no reason at all. I think if anybody can call him a
psycho, it's me.
SB: I guess you've got a point there.
BB: How much of a factor is Hornet's back injury going to
play tonight?
MB: All Windham has to do is work on the back of Hornet
and he's got the match.
SB: And he's got the arsenal to do it. The German
suplex, boston crab, torture rack, superplex, figure four,
all his favorites are maneuvers that attack the back.
BB: And don't forget the one that he could use to end it
all, the Sharpshooter! But let's not count Hornet out of
it yet. He claims his back won't be a major factor. And
he has an impressive arsenal too.
MB: Yeah, the Scorpion is the most feared moved in all of
wrestling, AND the most effective. And if he catches
Windham with either a shooting star press or a Hornet
splash, he could be just a Scorpion away from a submission
win.
BB: Before we introduce tonight's wrestlers, as if they
needed introductions, let's introduce the special guests
of the night. First, a young lady who has been a special
honored guest at many CSWA events, here is Olympic Gold
Medalist Kristi Yamaguchi. We're also very proud to
announce that watching the action in the front row is
Baywatch's CJ, Pamela Denise Anderson.
SB: Boobwatch Hooters!
BB: And, smoking his cigar in his special front-row seat,
there is New York's pride and joy, David Letterman! Also
in the front row sitting together are Mark Windham's wife
and little girl, Jewels and Thelma, as well as Hornet's
girlfriend Peaches and his advisor, Rudy Seitzer.
SB: Isn't there someway we can ban Rudy from all CSWA
events?
BB: Um, he's on the Board of Directors, Sammy. He pays
your salary.
SB: Oh, that's Rudy! Sorry, I thought you said Pooty!
BB: Um, that's quite enough. Let's start with the
introductions. Rhubarb?
Rhubarb Jones: This match has no time limit, the
disqualification and count-out rules have been waived, and
the winner must win two out of three falls. There must be
a winner by pinfall.
SB: Well, that's a mouthful!
RJ: First, from Greensboro, North Carolina, (crowd stands
and cheers) this man stands at 6'5" and 269 pounds. He
will be wearing the black and gold tights. He is the only
man to hold the CSWA World Heavyweight Championship three
times. He is a two-time US Champion, an Ultratitle
Champion, and has been a US Tag Champ. He was the first
CSWA UNIFIED Champion, the first and only two-time
ENTERPRISES World Champion, the UWL Superleague Champion,
and has held THIRTY World Championships and overall, 47
titles! This man is known as THE FRANCHISE of the CSWA!
The former UNIFIED World Heavyweight Champion, this is
HORNET!
(Hornet enters to a standing ovation, with a few boos to
be heard under the screams of approval)
Rhubarb: And now, the man who resides in Chicago,
Illinois, and stands at 6'5" and 245 pounds. He will be
wearing the blue trunks. He began his career as the
Greensboro Champion, and has made his name synonomous with
the United States and National Championships, holding them
four times and two times respectively. He has held only
one World Championship. However, that title is the one he
wears around his waist tonight! This is the man they call
THE LIVING LEGEND! They also call him the UNIFIED WORLD
CHAMPION! He is.....MARK STONEWALL JACKSON WINDHAM!!!!!!
(He also enters to a standing ovation)
This match is two-out-of-three falls for the UNIFIED WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! It is sanctioned by the CSWA,
CS Enterprises, and the fans! This is the Dream Match to
end all Dream Matches. The Scorpion versus the
Sharpshooter!
BB: What an intro for both men by Rhubarb! But now all
the hype is over. The smoke from the fireworks is
floating away, and it's time for them both to settle down
to business.
SB: Look at their faces, Bill. Mark's is one of grim
determination. Hornet seems a little more troubled, but
still incredibly determined.
BB: These two are the best in the world. Hornet,
although he's not wearing any tape, must be worried about
his back.
SB: What's tape gonna do for his back anyway? And look,
Mark still wears a kneepad around that left knee he
injured three years ago.
BB: It's time to get this show on the road! The referee
inside the ring is Pee Wee Troutman, while outside in case
of an emergency is Ben Worthington. Carl Young is
overseeing as Head Referee and is in the front row.
SB: Looks like they've got it all covered!
BB: Referee Troutman calls for the bell! Hornet/Windham
III is underway!
BB: The fans are on their feet! Some boys are painted
like Hornet, others have their Windham bandanas on.
SB: Wait a minute. What does that kid have on?
BB: The one in the green shirt? I think it says, "I'm a
Muppet Maniac."
SB: Security!
Mickey: Hornet and Windham come out of their corners and
meet in the center of the ring.
BB: They're just staring at each other. Hornet reaches
out a hand to shake with Windham. The fans are cheering
for it! Windham looks left to the fans, looks to the
right. And now he slaps Hornet's hand away! Hornet is in
shock!
MB: And now Windham takes advantage of it and body slams
Hornet to the mat! Windham follows up with an Iron Claw!
BB: But Hornet sweeps Windham's leg out from under him,
and both men hit the mat. Hornet is on his feet first,
and he sends Windham flying with a belly to back suplex.
But the Sweetwater, Texas native is quickly on his feet.
The two men grapple, with Hornet, no Windham, no Hornet
coming out on top and hooking a sleeper hold. But Windham
reverses it!
MB: What a move by Windham! He reversed the sleeper and
now has it hooked in tight! But Hornet drops to his knees
and Windham's chin pops hard on Hornet's head, sending
Windham flying.
SB: That's using your...
BB: Don't say it, Sammy. Hornet has the advantage this
time, and he uses it to catch Windham with a brainbuster!
Hornet heads to bounce off the ropes, jumps over Windham,
comes off the other side, and he catches "The Living
Legend" with a flying dropkick! He covers and hooks the
leg. One...no, Windham's up. Windham pushes Hornet into
the ropes, and then whips him across the ring. He misses
a clothesline, but catches Hornet from the other direction
with a lariat!!!!
MB: Hornet could have been decapitated with that one!
Windham follows up, hooking in a figure four! This is the
first real move we've seen by Mark to work on Hornet's
back. And it's working! Hornet looks like he's in
serious pain!
BB: But he grabs the ropes and rolls outside once again.
MB: Smart move by Hornet. Both men need to keep the
match at their own pace.
BB: But this time Windham follows him outside! Hornet
wasn't watching, and Windham body slams Hornet onto the
mat and climbs back inside. Ref Troutman begins his count
on Hornet.
MB: I have no idea why he's doing that. There is no
countout in this match!
BB: He can lose this fall by count-out, but not the
match, Mickey.
MB: Ah! But it doesn't matter, because Hornet climbs
back onto the apron, and is suplexed back into the ring by
Windham!
BB: Windham is unable to capitalize however, because
Hornet is on his feet quickly and hooks in a full nelson.
MB: I can't believe that suplex didn't keep Hornet down
longer with his back injury. Just shows you what
adrenalin can do.
BB: Windham grabs the ropes, breaking the hold, and
delivers a savat kick to Hornet. But Hornet catches his
foot, swings him around and lifts him up for a slingshot
suplex off the ropes!
MB: Uh oh, Bill, it looks like Hornet hurt himself more
than Windham right there. It's just reflex for him to do
that, but he's got to remember his back!
SB: I'm sure he will after that!
BB: Windham again takes advantage of it and hooks in the
Sharpshooter! He's going for the first fall right here!
He's got it hooked in!
MB: But Hornet is too close to the ropes. All he has to
do it reach out to break the hold.
BB: Which he does, but not before he's felt the pain of
the Sharpshooter!
BB: Windham drags Hornet up from the mat after the
sharpshooter, and now it looks as if he's going for a
german suplex! But Hornet blocks the move, and instead
delivers a belly to back suplex of his own.
MB: Hornet needs that one badly. Now he hooks in an ad
stretch! That's one of his best executed and actually
most effective maneuvers. And he's got it right in the
middle of the ring.
BB: Windham tries to power out, but Hornet has it cinched
in. Windham tries to move for the ropes, but is unable to
make any headway. Finally, Hornet releases the painful
maneuver, and delivers a series of heart kicks to the
chest of the Unified World Champion!
MB: Windham is knocked against the ropes where Hornet
just lets go with a few rights and lefts. The ref
cautions him, and Hornet backs away. But Windham catches
him with a savat kick, sending him to the mat. Now
Windham hooks in the figure four leglock!
BB: And this time Windham has a submission maneuver
hooked in in the center of the ring! Hornet cannot reach
the ropes!
MB: He's trying to work up enough momentum to turn over,
but the pain he must be going through with his back is
incredible.
BB: He's halfway rolled over....he's got it!!! He rolls
over and reverses the figure four!!! Now Windham is
caught in the middle of the ring!!
MB: But once it's been reversed, it's easier to untie
your legs from your opponent. It's still incredibly
painful until you do, though!
SB: Pain, it hurts.
BB: Who are you, Dream Warrior? Hornet releases the
move.
MB: His back couldn't take even the effort of cinching it
in anymore. If Windham gets a boston crab or sharpshooter
hooked in, it's over.
BB: Both men are on their feet, and they both looked
drained. This is only the first fall, and it's one of the
best matches we've seen!
(Fall One continued)
BB: Both men throw a few punches, but fewer still
connect. They lock up, and Hornet catches Mark with a
knee to the midsection and then DDTs him into the mat.
MB: Hornet's heading up top!
SB: NO! He can't be going for what I think he's going
for!
BB: He's gonna go for the Shooting Star Press!
MB: He's got to hurry, if he misses this, it's all over!
BB: Windham is moving slightly, still face down on the
mat! Hornet begins the flip! AND.....HE.................
NAILS IT!!!!! Hornet catches Windham with the shooting
star press! He rolls Mark over and hooks the leg!
ONE.....TWO...no! Windham powers out somehow. Hornet
scoops Windham up on his back into the backbreaker!
MB: But his back can't take the 245 pounds! It gives way
and both men collapse to the mat! Windham is on top of
Hornet! ONE......no, Hornet rolls out. Both men are
dazed and confused!
SB: Isn't that a....
BB: Shut up, Sammy. Both men pull themselves up on the
ropes. Windham has a slight advantage getting to his
feet. He rushes toward Hornet to clothesline him!!!
Hornet ducks, and sends Windham over the top rope with a
back drop! Windham missed the apron and hit hard on the
mat and concrete below!!!!
MB: Incredible!
SB: Don't you say anything else?
BB: Hornet rolls out of the ring and pushes Windham back
into the ring! He follows and hooks in a bear hug!!!
Windham grabs the ropes, but Hornet follows up with by
whipping Windham across the ring into the turnbuckle!
MB: Hornet splash?!
BB: No, Windham hits the turnbuckle and bounces back
toward the center of the ring. Hornet comes off the ropes
as well with a huge clothesline!!! He hooks and covers!!!
ONE.....TWO......THREEEEEEEEE!!!! The winner of the
first fall for the Unified World Championship is HORNET!
BB: The two men are in their three-minute rest period
before the second fall. What a first fall that was!
Windham's got to win the next two to hold onto the belt.
Talk about pressure.
MB: Yeah, but both men are drained, and Hornet is already
injured. I don't think he can go the distance. Then
again, after what we just saw, Windham may not be on his
feet much longer!
SB: I'm telling you, somehow, someway, there will be a
draw.
BB: Troutman calls for the bell to begin the second fall.
Windham comes out first, slowly charging toward Hornet.
You can see the exhaustion in the eyes of both men.
MB: They lock up once again, and Windham comes out on top
with a body slam. Now he hooks in the claw, keeping
Hornet on the mat. He doesn't want to feel another
shooting star press!
BB: But Hornet uses incredible leg strength to power up
to his feet, although Windham still has the claw on!
Hornet pulls Windham with him into the ropes and sends him
flying, breaking the claw.
MB: But Windham comes back off the ropes...
BB: And Hornet catches him with a forearm! Hornet pulls
Mark to his feet and hooks in a full nelson. Mark rips
out of the hold and sends Hornet into and through the
second rope!!! Hornet is stunned outside the ring.
MB: And Windham follows quickly.
SB: Smart move.
MB: He catches Hornet with another body slam. Hornet is
on his feet though, and he sends Windham charging into the
iron post!!! Windham is hurt, but that doesn't stop him
from throwing Hornet neck-first onto the steel barricade.
He's choking Hornet over the barricade!
SB: And Mark's talking to some fan! It's a kid dressed
up in a Hornet shirt and paint, complete with plastic belt
around his shoulder!
(Fall Two, outside the ring...)
SB: The kid is yelling at Mark, telling him to stop
choking Hornet! Mark just took the kid's head and snapped
it back. The kid went flying into the seat behind him!
Steve Day: Ow, that hurt!
Tony Dagati: Hey, my popcorn! (it goes flying in the air)
Get off of me!
Philip Jacques: (catches the popcorn) Hey, is this
margarine or real butter on this popcorn?
Steve Day: Whoa, check please!
BB: Mark drags Hornet back in the ring! Hornet tries a
belly to back suplex, but Windham blocks it and counter
with a powerslam!!! Hornet is on his feet though, and he
catches Mark with a heart kick!! Now he hooks in the
Scorpion Deathlock!!!!
MB: Windham's got to get out of it quick, or Hornet's the
new Unified Champ!
BB: He grabs the ropes quickly and pulls Hornet down with
him. Windham is on his feet and he catches Hornet with a
german suplex!!!! ONE...no, Hornet gets a foot on the
ropes. Hornet gets pulled to his feet by Mark and whipped
into the ropes. There's a lariat by the Unified Champ!!!
Hornet got nailed!!!! Windham picks Hornet up and sits
him on the top rope!
MB: He's going for the superplex right here in front of
our table! (Mark spits on Mickey) Hey! What are you
doing!!!!
BB: Mark has Hornet set! And there it is, the
SUPERPLEX!!!! Mark hooks the leg and covers!
ONE....TWO........THREE!!!!!! Mark Windham wins the
second fall!! We're evened up here for the Unified World
Championship at one fall a piece!
SB: Hey, I'm telling you. Whether it's a heart attack or
some kind of interference, or something new, it's going to
be a draw.
MB: I can't believe that joker just spit on me!
SB: Hey, when ya gotta spit, it doesn't matter who's in
the way!
MB: He spit on me!
BB: Two minutes until the third and final fall of this
match!
BB: Well, folks, we've seen two amazing falls already.
And now, the third and final fall. We must have a winner
for the Unified World Championship.
SB: I'm amazed. So far, there have been no Muppets, no
fireballs, no double-pins, no interference, no heart
attacks or other medical problems, and most of all, no
goo! I think the Mexican's Muppet doll must have to have
24 hours or something to recharge its goo supply before it
can fire again.
MB: I'm sure TD Dagati's happy to hear that!
BB: Well, surprise, surprise, both men have one fall a
piece and it comes down to this. Where have we seen this
before?
SB: Um, probably in the first two matches between these
two.
BB: Thanks for clearing that up, Sammy. The only
difference, this time there must be a winner.
SB: You've really made a big deal out of that. What
happens if somehow there ISN'T a winner? What are you
gonna do then?
BB: I have absolutely no idea.
SB: I didn't think so.
BB: The fans are still on their feet. They've only sat
down for probably a minute or two of this match. And
right now, there's almost a dead silence for a crowd this
big. Referee Pee Wee Troutman climbs into the ring. He
calls for the bell to being the third fall!
SB: Let the hijinx begin!
MB: Both men walk out slowly to the center of the ring,
both limping just a little bit. They know that they can
take as long as they want to rest outside the ring, or if
they really wanted to, they could take to each other with
chairs. But I don't think we're going to see that happen.
SB: (disappointed) Why not?
MB: Because these are two sportsmen, two men who know how
much this match means. Windham catches Hornet with a body
slam, and Hornet rolls outside.
BB: Windham follows quickly. The two men grapple, and
Windham once again gets sent into the iron post.
SB: I guess you were wrong.
(Fall Three cont!)
BB: Windham is furious that he just got shoved into the
post once again! Both men are coming this way!
MB: (to Mark) Hey, that's my chair!!!
BB: Mark Windham has one of the chairs from our table and
he's facing off against Hornet with it!
MB: He's got my chair!
SB: Stop whining, Mickey! We've got a match going on
here!
BB: Windham swings, Hornet ducks, and the chair crashes
into the iron post behind Hornet. But Hornet has hold of
part of the chair, and he rips it from Mark's grasp. Mark
charges Hornet, and Hornet catches Windham in the side
with the chair, then throws it to the ground. Mark scoops
up the chair and now threatens Hornet with it again!
SB: Nail him champ!
BB: And Mark rams it into Hornet's back as he turns to
get back in the ring! Both men look ready to collapse.
MB: And Hornet doesn't look like he has anything left
after that shot to the back, with MY chair!
BB: And Windham has Hornet in the center of the ring, set
up for one of his favorite moves. And he nails it, the
German suplex!!! Troutman counts it. ONE......TWO.......
NO, I don't know how Hornet kicked out, but he did!
Windham is on his feet, trying to figure out how Hornet
did it! Hornet on the other hand is taking the
opportunity to collapse on his stomach.
MB: Windham needs to figure out why he's turned into a
lunatic! "The Living Psycho" is right! I can't believe
he took my chair!
SB: Mickey, calm down! Uh oh...(Mark leans through the
second rope)
Mark Windham: What did you just say, old man?
(Mark grabs hold of the little hair Mickey has left and
drags him up on the commentators' table. Meanwhile,
Hornet is still on his knees on the mat, trying to recover
from the last couple of blows)
MW: I'm tired of you and your senior citizen mouth,
Benedict!
BB: Mark Windham is standing in one of the corners right
now, and he and Hornet are simply staring at each other.
I can't tell whether they're going to fight some more or
just let it be. I guess we've got our answer, as Mark
Windham rolls out of the ring and heads over to talk to
his wife and baby girl. Hornet's girlfriend Peaches is in
the ring with him. Hornet gives her a long hug, but now
he's heading down here towards our table.
Congratulations, Hornet!
H: Show me the replay, Bill. What just happened?
(Bill shows Hornet the replay, after which, Hornet pulls
Mickey to his feet by his shirt.)
MB: Hey, that's my good shirt.
H: Shut up, Mickey. I don't care whether you're a member
of the Board of Directors or not, if you ever, EVER do
anything like that again, you're going to answer to me.
MB: But champ....I mean...
H: You heard me Mickey. Just go home and stay out of my
way, AND Mark's. I'm tired of looking at your pathetic
face.
(Hornet walks towards Mark. In the meantime, P. Vicious,
Muppet Kid, and the CS Express have come down to
congratulate Hornet in the ring)
H: (to Mark) I'm sorry, that's not how I wanted it to
happen. You know that, don't you?
MW: I guess so. Hey, I had the chances, I just didn't
make them pan out. See ya around, Hornet.
H: See ya, Mark. (He heads back to the ring)
BB: It may take a long time before their friendship is
back to where it was.
SB: Excuse me, Bill, I've got to go do something.
BB: What? Where are you going? Oh well...in the ring,
Head Referee Carl Young is presenting the Unified World
Belt to Hornet. The fans are ecstatic! Wait a minute,
the fans near one of the exits are yelling about
something. And now at another of the exits. Something's
going on here!
(The Aftermath of the Hornet/Windham match)
BB: There's two men coming from one of the exits down the
aisle. And now there's another man and a woman coming
from the other! Wow, one of the men is 7'4" tall! Hornet
hasn't seen them yet. And he's got no one to help him
out! Timmy Windham and P. Vicious have already left to go
back to the congratulations party! And Windham is headed
down one of the other aisles with his wife and daughter!
I can almost see who's coming down to the ring. There's
Duke of Doom, along with Misty Malory! And on the other
side, it's their partners, Phantasm and a large masked
man! They're all in the ring!
Misty: Alright, Hornet, I think it's time for you to
announce that Phantasm gets the next shot.
Hornet: What are you talking about, woman?
Phantasm: Listen, I'm the real MFL Champion. You either
acknowledge that, or you give me the shot at the Unified
Title I'm due.
Hornet: Listen, I was the one who merged the MFL
Championship into the Unified Title. I don't even know
who you are. And you think I'm going to give you the
first shot at the belt? You must be crazy!
Misty: You wanna see crazy?
(She slaps Hornet, and then the other three go to work on
Hornet.)
BB: It's a brawl in the center of the ring! Duke of Doom
has got Hornet's arms back behind him, and Phantasm is
delivering savat kicks and punches, while Misty gets in a
few kicks of her own! Now, DOD has Hornet laid out over
his knee while Phantasm and the masked man work on his
back! Hornet's still got the Unified Belt in his arms,
and he's trying to fight back with it. Wait a minute,
Mark Windham's slowly making his way back down to the
ring! Will he help them attack Hornet or will he help out
his former friend! Meanwhile, Hornet's being dragged to
his feet, while Misty is getting her chance to slap and
kick him! Windham's now on the ring apron! Duke of Doom
gestures for Mark to come in and join in on their fun,
while Hornet slowly meets Mark's gaze.
Mark nods....and Hornet tosses him the Unified Belt!!!!!
Mark rushes into the ring and catches the 7-foot man with
the gold belt to the head! Hornet pushes Misty out of the
way and delivers a hard right hand to the Duke of Doom!
And now P. Vicious and Timmy Windham are on their way back
to the ring! Mark catches DOD to the back of the head
with the belt, and Hornet trips up Phantasm. Now Vicious
and Timmy are in the ring! Vicious sits on the big masked
man and starts using him for a punching bag. And Timmy
has his arm around Misty. He gives her a big, sloppy
kiss!!! The Duke of Doom is trying to keep Mark Windham
off him. And Hornet has his belt back and is getting his
revenge on Phantasm!!! Meanwhile, Timmy Windham has Misty
Malory over one shoulder and is taking her out of the
ring!!! Duke of Doom breaks away from Mark Windham and
rolls out of the ring to chase Timmy down the aisle!
Hornet isn't letting up on Phantasm, but the MFL is able
to roll out of the ring. And the masked man finally gets
out from under the backside of P. Vicious and heads down
the aisle as well. Hornet is hurt. Windham and Vicious
help him to his feet and out of the ring. Hornet waves to
the cheering crowd, but I can see the pain on his face.
Well, folks, that's our last match of the night. We're
going to head back to the Jungle Room with Hornet's
celebration before we leave you for the night here in
Graceland. Here's Stan Parsons in the Jungle Room!
SP: Thanks, Rudy. Hornet, Vicious, and Mark have just
made it back here, and helped Hornet off his feet.
Everyone you can think of is here: the CS Express, MJ
Dean, Troy Windham, the entire Parsons clan, Chester
McGovern, Wildstar, Dark Warrior, even Sammy Benson! Hold
on, Bill, Hornet's got a glass of champagne and he's
calling for silence. His girlfriend Peaches is beside him
on the couch.
Hornet: I'm glad you're all here to share this with me.
Especially Peaches here, because I have something
important to ask her. (He pulls a ring out of his trunks)
Peaches, will you marry me?
Peaches: YES!
Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhh...
SP: Well Stan, not only is he the Unified Champ, but he's
engaged to be married! What a night!
BB: You're right Stan. And there's more to come tomorrow
and Saturday! Thanks for being with us here, fans! We'll
see ya tomorrow!!!
(The following is a presentation of CS Enterprises)
Hello everyone I'm Bill Buckly and we're back and ready
for Day 2 of the Elvis Lives Celebration!!! If you missed
last night's action, well...shame on you! What a night!
Sammy Benson: What a night, indeed! We crowned a NEW Unified
World Heavyweight
Champion!!! That's right, HORNET defeated his longtime pal
"The Living Legend" Mark Windham!
BB: Defeated with the help of Mickey Benedict!! A CSWA BOD
member, who hit Mark over the head with a mic, and Hornet
not seeing that Windham had been knocked sensesless, covered
him for the pin!
SB: I still say that CS Enterprises should take some kind of
action against the old man!
BB: We might just see that Sammy!! With or without Mickey's
interference, it was one of if not
the greatest match of all-times!
SB: No question about it!! Hey, did I mention that I won
best commentator.....?
BB: About a thousand times! Day one is now in the history
books, but day 2 is looking good right
onw! We'll see HORNET vs. LOKI! A big four man tag match up,
and the Main Event, Mark
Windham and Mike Roiter will take own HEAT/Bonecrusher in a
steel cage!!
SB: I can't wait for that one....
BB: With no further delay let's get Elives Lives VII: Takin'
care of Business day 2 underway!
*****For the World Tag team titles*****
The Roiters vs Royal Fashion
This match took place first, to give Mike Roiter a
chance to rest before his tag match in the
Main Event! Two of the top teams in the CSWA faced off, and
it lived up to its' billing. Bubba Roiter fresh off a
singles victory last night, got off to an early start...In
the beginning he and his brother Mike showed excellent tag work,
as they clearly had Sir Dunton and the Model off their game...
However, Dunton and the Model battled back nicely, doing a
good deal of the work on the outside. About 21 minutes into the
match, Mike Roiter caught the Model in the ROITER Line,
and covered him for the pin! The Roiter brothers hold on to
the belts!
Winner: THE ROITERS
BB: Mike and Bubba certainly look to be at the top of their
game, Sammy?
SB: Well, they sure do, and they're going to have to be if
they expect to hold on to the belts in the
face of all the great teams that are headed their way!
BB: Good point. Let's go to Rhubarb Jones!
******Delerious vs Punisher*************
Delerious has been up and down in the CSWA early in his
career, but tonight he needed to
be at his very best if he wanted to defeat a CWA legend in
the Punisher! The Punisher hasn't wrestled much in the CSWA,
but he already was talking about HORNET, and
Windham...Tonight
was a different story...The Punisher was on his way to
finishing this match off in under ten
minutes...After a Powerbomb, he went up top for a TR sunset
flip...Delerious sat on the pin
attempt, and reversed the pin for a win!! Although the
Punisher dominated in the match, Delerious
gets the victory!!
Winner: DELERIOUS
BB: What a shocking turn of events?
SB: What happened?
BB: Pay attention Sammy....
**********Sir Dunton vs Iron Eagle**********
SirDunton has held various titles around the world, and
after failing in an attempt at
the World Tag Team Championship, he looked to move up the
singles ladder..His opponent Iron Eagle has boardered on the
verge of becoming a jobber, but at times he has shown
potential.. He's
entered the World League of Legends, in an attempt to revamp
his skills. If he needs any work, he
certainly didn't show it tonight. Iron Eagle was on Dunton
like goo to TD's head! Dunton, perhaps
tired by his earlier tag match, didn't give much of a
effort. Eagle had the crowd pumped up, as the
CSWA finally saw the Iron Eagle we've been waiting for!
Winner: IRON EAGLE
BB: I'm in awe? Iron Eagle just manhandled a great champion?
SB: I wouldn't call Sir Dunton a great champion...
BB: I would...
SB: That says it all right there..
*******CS Express/Aerial Express vs. TR/Masked Assassins***
After last nights' scaffold match both the CS and TR
Expresses were ready to go at it
again. The CS Express teamed with their former arch rival
Bobby Barnes and Luke Contos, the
Aerial Express!! TR teamed with teh Masked Assissans..All
8-men saw a good deal of action, that
never stopped from the opening bell! To say that this match
had a fast pace, would be an
understatement!! The match was highlighted by an exchange of
moves by Morton and Tony
Eaton! The two men displayed a wide range of counter moves,
in a span of two minutes!! The Assissans looked equally
impressive, as they held their own against CS and the Aerial
Express!!
The match lasted the 25 minute time limit, as the final
seconds saw numerous pinning attempts all
around the ring.
Winner: TIME LIMIT DRAW
BB: Wow! After watching that, I'm in favor of more 4-man
tag action!
SB: I'm in favor of getting you off the air..
BB: Is that Marvin who's walking off with your award??
SB: What!!!
BB: Folks, I've just gotten word that tonights HORNET/Loki
match-up has been postponed. CS Enterprises has cancelled
the match due to last nights' grueling turn of events. The
match and the
aftermath!! But, they've confirmed that Loki will be one of
the first wrestlers to receive a shot at
the Unified World Championship!! Let's head to the ring for
Wildstar vs. Rodney Lawerence for
the CSWA Presidential Title!!!!
BB: We're down to our last match of day 2! And the Main
Event promises to be every bit as good
as last nights'! Let's head down to Rhubarb Jones!!!
RJ: Ladies and Gentlemen its' time for the MAIN EVENT!!!
This is a one fall, 30 minute time
limit!!! Inside of a steel cage!!! Introducing first.....
(Bad to the bone plays) a former Greensboro Heavyweight
champion, from parts unknown, 6'7"
325 lbs. this is BONECRUSHER!!!!!(crowd boos) His partner
from Philadelphia, PA, a fomer US
champion, 6'6" 298 lbs., here comes
HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(mixed reaction)
And now they're opponents!!!!!!!!! (La Grange by ZZ Top
plays) First, from Avon, Monatana,
one half of the current World Tag Team Champions, and the
current CWA World heavyweight
Champion, 6'5" 300 lbs, Mike Roiter!!!!(crowd cheers)
His partner residing in Chicagoo, Ill, a former Unified
World Champion, 4-time United States
Champion, 2-time National Champion, Greensboro Champion,
CSWA Champion, and World 6-man champion, 6'5 263 lbs, "The
Living Legend" Mark Stonewall Jackson Windham!!!!!(crowd
goes wild)
BB: We're all set!!! Both teams are outside the ring, as
they're awaiting the steel cage to be lowered down!!!
SB: Here it comes!!!
BB: The cage is in place, and HEAT and Bonecrusher are the
first ones through!!! Mark
Windham is motioning for Roiter to go first, Mike goes
through the ropes.....Oh my!!!!!
SB: YES!!!!
BB: What in the world!!! Windham just nailed Roiter from
behind!! (crowd is stunned) And, oh no!!!! He's slamming the
cage door on Roiter's right arn!!!!
SB: Goodnight!!
BB: Mark is slamming the door again and again on Roiter's
right arm!!! Mike falls out of the rin
and onto the floor!!
SB: I love it!
BB: Roiter is grasping his arm, crying out it pain!!
Windham's got a chair, (crowd makes noise as
the chair nails the head of Mike)!!!!! Windham with a
Piledriver on the chair!!!! We need some
help out here!!!! Mark now has Roiter in the Torture
Rack!!!!
SB: He's got it good, too....
BB: Heat and Bonecrusher and standing inside the ring
watching!!
BB: Finally, we get some help as extra CSWA officals come
down to help. And, Windham slams
Pee wee Troutman's face to the side of the cage!!!
SB: Fine!
BB: Here comes Bubba Roiter, and he covers Mike so more
damage cannot be done!..... Why?
Why did Windham do it!
SB: He's insane, that's why?
BB: (Mark picks up Roiter's CWA Unified belt, and throws it
around his shoulder)
He's got the mic,
Mark Windham: Roiter, you're not man enough to be called a
World Champion, so I'm taking this off your hands for you.
If you want it back, come get it!!! Haaaa!! From this day
one, Mark Windham will be known as the CWA Unified
Champion.....I don't care if TR or CS Enterprises
sanactions it or not....I'm the "Living Legend" and I do as
I **** well please!!! Roiter, go home
and tell daddy Jack what I did!!! Tell him he's next!!!
After I done with him he won't have a leg to
stand on....oh, I'm sorry he doesn't have one now!!!!! I am
THE, THE ONE AND ONLY
"LIVING LEGEND"!!!! And until you and your old man realize
that there's going to be hell to
pay wherever I roam!!! HEAT, Bonecrusher another night
another time!!! I'm the Alpha and the
Omega, Roiter, you remember that!!!
BB: By Goodness, fans we're out of time....We'll be back
tomorrow night for the conclusion of the
Elvis Lives Celebration weekend!!! Let's get out of here!
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It's been an incredible two days so far! On Thursday we
saw Hornet crowned the Unified World Champion in one of
the best matchups ever against Mark Windham! The CS
Express became the CPUWA and EN World Tag Team Champions
in the scaffold match against the TR Express! And then
last night, Mike Roiter suffered a pulled ligament in his
arm when his "partner," Mark Windham slammed the steel
cage door on him before their match! Tonight is the last
night of ELVIS LIVES and let's get the action rolling!
(Guys, this is really, really, late, so here's the short,
short form)
The Mask vs. Blond Devil
No contest. The Mask toyed with the CSWA vet,
eventually ending it with his finisher, the MaskBomb.
Mask makes a very impressive debut in the CSWA.
The Mighty Ganon vs. KC Colossus
Well, if Colossus' career wasn't over after his match
with Rodney Lawrence, it certainly was after he got mauled
by Ganon. Once again, a great debut. Ganon will be a
powerhouse in the CSWA.
"Enforcer" Eric Jackson vs. Euphoria
Another debut match, but Jackson had his work cut out
for him against the former singles and tag champ. Jackson
got caught in the figure four early, but was able to
outmaneuver Euphoria in the end. An irish whip/side
suplex combination did the trick to give the Enforcer his
first win! And a big one!
Kevin Dunlap vs. Punisher
A close match, with an incredible size and strength
difference. However, the top contender for the World
Junior Title was not to be outdone by the big man. Kevin
Dunlap squeaks out yet another win!
CS Express vs. Masked Assassins
The Express is on a roll again after losing the World
Tag Championships. Scope and Bullet had a hard time
tagging and an even harder time keeping Morton and Gibson
down. With their famed rocket launcher the CPUWA and EN
Tag Champions won the match.
Mike Flair vs. Road Runner
Flair showed why he's considered one of the best with a
great win. Flair didn't even allow Road Runner to touch
him, except when he was busy throwing him from one end of
the mat to the other. It was little more than a public
exhibition, ending with a figure four on Road Runner. The
winner: MIKE FLAIR
MJ Dean vs. Steven Flair
The rising superstar put up a good fight against the
former National Champ. He was able to defend against all
of Flair's attacks, but had little chance to mount an
offense of his own. In the end, it was good enough to
battle Flair to a timelimit draw.
Phantasm vs. Terminator
Phantasm's debut was against a member of the
CORPORATION and a former champion from long, long ago.
But the man who calls himself the MFL Champion and heir to
the Unified Championship made Terminator look like nothing
more than a jobber. Winner: PHANTASM
Bonecrusher vs. Sir Dunton
Bonecrusher had been 11 lately, with his loss for the
Greensboro Championship to Troy Windham, and his win for
the US/National Championship from Avery Prosser. He put
himself in the win column for his recent three matches by
powerbombing and clotheslining Sir Dunton all around the
town. Winner: BONECRUSHER
The Psycho Tag Match between P. Vicious/Doctor and
Timmy Windham/Mexican Muppet was canceled when none of the
participants could be found in the arena!! So, the last
match of the card was to be a World Tag Team Title Defense
with The Roiters defending against ARROGANCE, Joey Melton
and Steven Flair. However, doctors said that while Mike
Roiter's arm was not broken, his anterior crucier ligament
in his right arm was damaged by Windham's attack. He may
be returning to action soon, but it would not be this
night. CSWA officials determined that because the Roiters
could not defend the titles, the belts would be awarded to
ARROGANCE.
This made ARROGANCE threetime World Tag Team Champs
and they hadn't lifted a finger! However, officials also
determined that ARROGANCE would have to defend the
titles that night. Other officials were searching for Royal
Fashion, Masked Assassins, or the CS Express, but the
question of who ARROGANCE would face was solved when Timmy
Windham bungeed down from the lights. The CSWA official
in the ring, Mickey Benedict, decided that the team of
MUPPET MANIA, Timmy Windham and "The Mexican Muppet;
El Nino would face ARROGANCE. They did, and in a rather
short match. El Nino ended up in the ring against Steven
Flair, and with the help of a combination leg sweep/boston
crab, MUPPET MANIA became the New World Tag Team
Champions!!!!!!