CSWA SUPERPRIMETIME: I Have A Dream January 15, 1996 Featuring: UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "Greatest American Hero" HORNET vs. "Gentleman" JIM WILLIAMS ============================================================ EN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IN A TRIANGLE MATCH "Devastating" MIKE RANDALLS vs. "The Strongest Arms in the World" GUNS vs. "Living Pyscho" MARK WINDHAM ============================================================ ROOFED CAGE SUBMISSION MATCH......LOSER LEAVES FOR 60 DAYS "Stylin'" STEVEN FLAIR vs. "Arrogance" JOEY MELTON ============================================================ ByB: All THREE of those matches would be MAIN EVENTS on ANY NIGHT....in ANY ARENA....EXCEPT for TONIGHT! If you think that's it....you're sadly mistaken! Here's THREE MORE HUGE MATCHES that could be MAIN EVENTS on ANY card AS WELL! ============================================================ SIX-MAN TAG MATCH (If anyone pins Mike Flair, they win the Presidential Championship....if Chain or Samson pins Taylor or Michaels, they win the UNIFIED World Tag Team Titles....) "Lethal" LEX TAYLOR, SCOTTY MICHAELS, & SHAWN MATTHEWS vs. "Marvelous" MIKE CHAIN, JACK "Summer" SAMSON, & MIKE FLAIR ============================================================ ROOFED CAGE MATCH THE ELIMINATOR vs. PRIZM ============================================================ USN CHAMPIOSHIP MATCH SCOTTY MICHAELS vs. "Ironman" ALEXANDR KARELIN ============================================================ GREENSBORO CHAMPIONSHIP REMATCH (For the FINAL time.) "King of Guano" BOB PRAXIS vs. BANDIT ============================================================ EN WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH THE <> CUTTERS vs. THE ARMED FORCES ============================================================ NON-TITLE MATCH NC-17 vs. THE CS EXPRESS ============================================================ IN OTHER ACTION: Lunacy vs. Midnight Warrior Bonecrusher vs. Ringmaster Disco Express vs. Masked Assassins Masters of Misery vs. Wesley Paige/Carl Brigsby Kaledioscope vs. Matthew Lewis Space God vs. Steel Viper Electric Express vs. Rosenthal's Mystery Team Perfection vs. Wild Asian ============================================================ ByB: WHAT A CARD! It's going to be LIVE on U-62 TOMORROW NIGHT.....don't miss it! For your CSWA UPDATE, this is Billy Buckley! (Camera pans into the Omni, where a capacity crowd awaits the beginning of SUPERPrimeTime.....the camera pans down to ringside where a couple of kids are all decked out in HORNET merchandise.....and then down to ringside, and Bill Buckley and Sammy Benson...) ============================================================ BB: HELLO FANS, and welcome to CSWA SUPERPRIMETIME: I HAVE A DREAM! We're coming LIVE on U-62 from the Omni in Atlanta, Georgia, and without a doubt, we've got one of the bigger nights of action in a LONG time here in the CSWA! SB: And we don't have any lobsters or Amish guys, either! BB: (Laughs) That's right, Sammy! Tonight, in the MAIN EVENT, it's the match that quite a few of us have been waiting for....actually, the main EVENTS consist of THREE MATCHES that we've been waiting to see! First off, HORNET is in action tonight, defending the UNIFIED World Championship against "Gentleman" JIM WILLIAMS, the man that believes he's the Anti-Christ! SB: BELIVES? It's the TRUTH, Buckley, even if you have a hard time accepting it! And tonight, Hornet's going to be exposed for the fraud he is....and our SAVIOR will become the UNIFIED World Champion! I love it! BB: Speak for yourself, Sammy. In a TRIANGLE MATCH, the ENTERPRISES WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP will be on the LINE as the CHAMPION, "Devastating" MIKE RANDALLS defends against BOTH "The Strongest Arms in the World" GUNS and "Living Pyscho" MARK WINDHAM.....that's gonna be one for the ages! SB: Coming off of the X-Mas Ironman, all three of these men have it in for each other! Randalls had a great showing at the Ironman, but I think Mark's just looney enough to pull it off tonight! BB: Well, facing a guy named Captain Crustacean can't help him out very much.....but, let's not forget GUNS....sure, he had a rough night at the Ironman.... SB: Which was in part the fault of Hornet....if Hornet didn't show up at ringside against Mark, he could have pulled the whole thing out for all we know! BB: That's very true, Sammy....and remember, GUNS has been the EN World Champion before....at BOB XI, he won a 16-Man Tournament to take home that vacated Championship! SB: Buckley, that was eons ago.....that was before Randalls put the stake in his knee....that was before he was locked in the Scorpion Deathlock for almost 10 minutes back at Elvis Lives....he just isn't the same wrestler! BB: That remains to be seen, Sammy. In the OTHER part of our TRI-Main Event, what's been possibly the FEUD of the PAST YEAR comes to a close as "Stylin'" Steven Flair steps into the ring with "Arrogance" Joey Melton! This isn't just any other match, though....it's going to be a ROOFED CAGE SUBMISSION MATCH! The STF of Flair against Melton's Figure-Four....and the loser of the match, the man that submits is OUTTA HERE for SIXTY DAYS! SB: I hope Joey's got a job lined up, because he's gonna have alot of free time on his hands REAL soon! BB: Fans, that's not all! That's just the TIP of the ICEBERG! We've got TONS of incredible action for you tonight, but, to start it all off, we're going to head down to ringside, as the Midnight Warrior squares off against Lunacy! ============================================================ LUNACY vs. THE MIDNIGHT WARRIOR ============================================================ SB: I bet if the good Dr. King saw this, he'd be rolling over in his grave! This is no way to honor a great man! Please tell me Space God isn't here tonight? BB: Sammy, I'm sorry to tell you, HE IS! SB: Good lord.... BB: We're about to get underway here, as the Warrior and Lunacy lock up! The Warrior shows his strength, driving Lunacy down to the canvas! Lunacy back up, and the Midnight Warrior LEVELS him with a CLOTHESLINE! The Midnight Warrior in control, and he drops down for a cover.....ONE, TWO...... BB: NO! Lunacy kicks out with ease! The Midnight Warrior pulls him back to his feet, and shoves him back into the corner! Big right hand shots are taking their toll on Lunacy! SB: Anyone want popcorn? BB: I'm happy to see that you're into this match, Sammy. The Midnight Warrior WHIPS Lunacy into the opposite corner, with authority, now CHARGES IN.....AND LUNACY PUTS UP THE BOOT! LUNACY OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A BULLDOG! A cover, ONE, TWO, Midnight Warrior JUST out there! Now, Lunacy has turned this match around, and he sends the Midnight Warrior off the ropes.....SPINEBUSTER SLAM! That just might be it! SB: I hope so.... BB: Lunacy going up top, and we haven't seen a sign of movement out of the Midnight Warrior as of yet....ELBOWDROP by LUNACY....AND THE MIDNIGHT WARRIOR MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Midnight Warrior off the ropes....DROPS A SPLASH ON LUNACY! ONE, TWO, LUNACY JUST GETS THE FOOT ON THE ROPES! Midnight Warrior pulling Lunacy to his feet, and we might just be seeing the beginning of the end for Lunacy here tonight..... SB: Oh trust me....the beginning of the end for this guy was a LONG TIME AGO! BB: Midnight Warrior sends Lunacy off the ropes, BACK BODYDROP, NO! LUNACY COUNTERS WITH A DDT! Lunacy with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE! IT'S OVER! Just like that, Lunacy pulls out the BIG WIN! SB: You call it big....I'll call it for what it is....HWA ACTION AT IT'S BEST! BB: Well, Sammy, we don't have Steve McIdiot..... SB: And they don't have Karelin, Flair, GUNS, should I go on, Bill? BB: No need to, Sammy. Up next, we've got an "INTERESTING" Tag-Team Contest, as "Lord of Darkness" CARL BRIGSBY and "Winless" WESLEY PAIGE step into the ring against the MASTERS of MISERY....PAIN AND HURT! SB: I wouldn't get into the ring with those two clods after what happened in Decatur....they might actually hurt someone besides themselves! BB: Maybe they've finally gotten the kinks out of all of their high-flying moves in time for this match! SB: You're kidding, I hope....I saw Paige in an electric wheelchair just a few days ago..... BB: He just might be back in it after tonight! Let's head back down to ringside! ============================================================ CARL BRIGSBY/WESLEY PAIGE vs. THE MASTERS OF MISERY ============================================================ BB: It looks like Paige is going to start off this one against Pain....WAIT A SECOND....he just tripped over his own feet! Ben Worthington's getting a good laugh out of this one.... SB: Buckley, I think he tied his shoes together! BB: Sammy, you're right! Paige trying to untie his shoes and solve the problem, but I've got a feeling that Pain isn't going to give him that luxury! Pain with a series of kicks to the gut, and Paige is already in trouble! Pain picks up Paige....AND SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY! Now, Pain sends Paige off the ropes..... SB: NO, he doesn't! The shoes are still tied together! BB: Paige just goes down to the canvas in a heap! You can tell this is starting to get on the nerves of Pain as he shoves Paige back into the corner, and makes the tag to his partner, Hurt! Pain and Hurt both working over Paige, they're doing a number on the "Winless" One! Hurt picks up Paige....and DROPS HIM WITH A BACK SUPLEX! SB: I believe that's it! BB: Could be! A cover by Hurt, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Paige got the shoulder up! Now, Hurt, somewhat fustrated, pulls Wesley Paige back to his feet, sends him off the ropes, NO, REVERSED BY PAIGE....BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK BY PAIGE! I don't know how he did that, folks! Hurt staggering back to his feet, and Paige follows it up with a SNAP SUPLEX! AMAZING! SB: It is kinda amazing that one of these guys did two moves in a row without maiming himself! BB: Now, Paige back to his corner, and he makes the tag to Brigsby....Brigsby going up top, and I don't believe it, Brigsby and Paige are going for a ROCKET LAUNCHER! SB: That's like sticking your hand into a lawnmower....these guys are asking for it! BB: Paige goes to slam Brigsby off....NO! TOO MUCH WEIGHT! BRIGSBY CRASHES DOWN ON PAIGE, and now, Paige is down on the canvas and hurt! Brigsby staggers up to his feet, apparently unharmed, but Hurt connects with a KNEE TO THE BACK, and Brigsby SLAMS into the corner headfirst! Hurt sends Brigsby off the ropes, and CONNECTS WITH A THUNDEROUS POWERSLAM! A cover, ONE, TWO, NO! Brigsby gets the shoulder up! SB: Worthington should just call the match....Paige and Brigsby are a hazard to anyone and everyone in the arena tonight! BB: Hurt makes the tag back to his partner, Pain, and unlike the motley crew of Paige and Brigsby, the Masters of Misery are working well as a unit! Hurt choking out Brigsby over the top rope....PAIN BOUNDING OFF THE ROPES, AND DROPS DOWN ON THE BACK OF BRIGSBY! That could DECAPITATE THE MAN! I think it's all over! Pain setting up Carl Brigsby, and he's putting him up top for a SUPERPLEX, I believe.... SB: You know, Paige is still laid out in the ring.....I think he hurt his knee after that failed rocket launcher! BB: I believe he did! Pain going for the SUPERPLEX, NO! Brigsby blocks, he won't go....Brigsby with a fist to the gut, and PAIN GOES TUMBLING OFF THE TOP! Brigsby up top..... FLYING BODYPRESS...OH MY GOD, IT CONNECTS! ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! We're seeing an improvement out of them tonight, they're hitting SOME of their moves! SB: I think Pain's in big trouble! BB: Pain staggering around the ring, and Brigsby connects with a DOUBLE-ARM DDT! INCREDIBLE MOVE! I think they may have finally clicked! Paige back to his feet, and Hurt is charging into the ring! Paige grabs Hurt by the head, and THROWS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE! Brigsby and Paige BOTH send Pain off the ropes.....DOUBLE BACK BODYDROP! They're both going up top.....there's no way that they could WIN! SB: I think they're going for a double top rope dropkick! I don't care who's doing it....if they hit this move, they're gonna win the match....and that would be, well....an upset! BB: Pain staggering back to his feet....BRIGSBY AND PAIGE OFF THE TOP.....OH NO!....I DON'T BELIEVE IT! (Benson can be heard laughing in the background...) Sammy, this is NO LAUGHING MATTER! When Paige and Brigsby went off the top, they COLLIDED HEAD-TO-HEAD in MIDAIR! They're BOTH DOWN, and they're BOTH OUT! Pain back to his feet, and he puts a foot on top of each Paige and Brigsby.....ONE, TWO, THREE! It's over, and the Masters of Misery get a big win! SB: Big win? They should be ashamed of themselves! The two biggest jobbers of all time were taking it to them until they made like AmTrak there..... BB: Fans, I think Paige and Brigsby might be hurt again..... Ben Worthington checking them over, and neither man is moving here....this might be serious! Here come the paramedics, and sure enough, once again, both Paige and Brigsby are being carted out on stretchers! SB: You know, if they keep trying to this 'win' that they promised each other, they might KILL EACH OTHER! BB: WHO KNOWS....they might have done just that tonight! We haven't seen a peep of movement out of either since they collided in mid-air! This is just a horrible situation here.....fans, we're going to take a break while the carnage is scraped up, and when we return, MATTHEW LEWIS will make his CSWA DEBUT, as he steps into the ring against Kaledioscope! SB: Let me guess....Kaledioscope is related to Space God? Or maybe Lunacy? What about the Ringmaster? ============================================================ KALEDIOSCOPE vs. MATTHEW LEWIS ============================================================ BB: Well, both Carl Brigsby and Wesley Paige have been sent to a local hospital, hopefully they'll be fine. Matthew Lewis ready to go here, and he takes Kaledioscope down to the canvas with a nicely executed FIREMAN'S CARRY! Manager Kevin Sykora down at ringside, and he's got to be pleased with his charge.....Lewis brings 'Scope to his feet, sends him off the ropes, NICE LEAPFROG....'Scope back off the ropes, and LEWIS HITS A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! SB: Hey, this guy looks pretty good! Then again, he's facing someone that couldn't make the Luxemburg Wrestling Team..... BB: Already on that Olympic kick there, aren't you, Sammy? Lewis with a quick go-behind, and now he sets up 'Scope, WAISTLOCK SUPLEX and BRIDGE, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! KALEDIOSCOPE OUT! So far, I'm VERY impressed with the wrestling skill of Matthew Lewis! He WHIPS 'Scope into the corner with authority, charges with an ELBOW....NO! 'Scope moves out of the way....ROLL-UP FROM BEHIND, ONE....LEWIS OUT BEFORE TWO! SB: You know, I'd bet this guy is Seitzer moonlighting as a wrestler! BB: Well, he seems to be on-par talent-wise with Rudy Seitzer....you never know. Matthew Lewis REALLY working over 'Scope against the ropes here, sends him off the ropes...... WHOA MY, WHAT A LARIET! I think Kaledioscope is out! That's not enough for Sykora, though....and Lewis is putting 'Scope up top....what are we gonna see here? SB: Another trip to the hospital....that's what we're gonna see! BB: LEWIS WITH A BACK-SUPERPLEX....WHOA MY! Lewis hooks the leg, ONE, TWO, THREE....this one's OVER, and Matthew Lewis wins his DEBUT in the CSWA in VERY IMPRESSIVE FASHION! If he keeps up like that, there's no doubt that he'll be heading to the top in NO TIME! SB: Well, remember, the next time he steps in the ring, he isn't going to be facing Rain Man! BB: True....up next, we've got a match, that on paper, well, doesn't look very even....Steel Viper has returned to the ring as of late, and he's tearing up the competition........ Space God will be his opponent tonight, and well, Space God has his hands full..... SB: I'd like to see Space God sent back to the planet Zoltar or wherever the hell he comes from once and for all! BB: Planet Zoltar? (Shakes his head....) Let's keep the matches coming...... SB: If we keep THESE matches coming, we're gonna need a triage center down on the entranceway....they haven't even scraped up Kaledioscope yet! BB: Oh well....we're heading down to ringside! ============================================================ SPACE GOD vs. STEEL VIPER ============================================================ BB: Steel Viper on his way down to ringside, and wait a second....Kaledioscope is being rolled out of the arena on a stretcher.... SB: NOT ANYMORE! BB: Steel Viper TIPS over the stretcher....pulls up Kaledioscope....VIPERBOMB DOWN ON THE CONCRETE! I don't think we're gonna need a stretcher for him anymore....we're gonna need TOE TAGS! Viper laughs as he enters the ring, and the Space God really has to be wondering what he was thinking when he signed that contract..... SB: Well, all he's got to do is set his phaser to kill and call Scotty to beam him up.....then he'll be fine! BB: O-kay. There's the bell, and I don't think this is gonna be a long one! Space God charges Steel Viper with a FLYING BODYPRESS....I DON'T THINK SO! Steel Viper makes the catch and comes CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Steel Viper WHIPS Space God into the corner, and I think he may have moved the ring a good few inches there! We'll be right back! BB: STEEL VIPER CHARGES IN WITH AN AVALANCHE! Forget about it! Space God is down on the canvas, and I don't think he's gonna get up! Viper with an ARROGANT cover, ONE, TWO, and Steel Viper pulls him up! SB: I love it! Look at this....I think they're bringing that electrical-shock thingy to revive Kaledioscope down on the entranceway..... BB: I'm sure you just love that, Sammy.....Steel Viper off the ropes....DROPS A SPLASH! He pulls up the remains of Space God, sets him up....VIPERBOMB.....and now he's going up top....Ben Worthington has the discresion, he should just stop this match before someone gets maimed......HERE COMES THE VIPERSAULT....IT CONNECTS! Steel Viper with the cover, ONE, TWO, THREE! Steel Viper UTTERLY DESTROYS Space God and gets the win..... SB: I don't think Steel Viper is done with Space God yet! BB: Good Lord, I think you're right....doesn't this man know when enough's enough? He presses Space God high over his head, and SLAMS him down on KALEDIOSCOPE, who's on the stretcher again! Now, he's on the outside, and he's rolling the stretcher back down to ringside! SB: He's really making a point here..... BB: And that point is that he should be fined and suspended! I don't care if Space God and Kaledioscope aren't superior competitors in the ring, they don't deserve to be treated like this! Viper on the ring apron...OH NO! VIPERSAULT DOWN ONTO THE STRETCHER! I think he's finally pleased with his, work, and he's heading back to the lockers, but not before he leaves more wreckage than a ten-car pileup! This could take a while before we can get these two wrestlers up and out of here.....let's head to Rudy Seitzer, who's back in the lockeroom with "The Muppet Kid" Timmy Windham! SB: Hopefully, Steel Viper can find his way back there too....what I'd pay to see Timmy get VIPERSAULTED.... ============================================================ RUDY SEITZER: Thanks, Bill.....now, Timmy, after your defeat at the hands of Scotty Michaels at the the X-Mas Spectacular, with an assist from your brother, Mark, you've got to be upset.... TIMMY WINDHAM: That right, Rudy.....Timmy not happy. Mark, I face you face to face....I beat you.....and you take that from me.....when Daddy comes, you hurt him....Mark, you're a bad man....a VERY BAD MAN.....and in the end.....Timmy will make you pay! You hurt daddy.....you hurt me! RS: I understand there's something that you have to announce, Timmy? TW: (Nods) Me and Junior Hornet talk.....we both no like what Mark does....we both think we might re-join together as team and make him hurt like I hurt.....like Junior Hornet hurt....like daddy hurt! ============================================================ BB: Well, Timmy Windham never one to mince words.... SB: He's also never one to use them properly....I think it's time for a translator.... BB: What I think he was aluding to was the possibility that he might be teaming up with Junior Hornet again in the NEAR FUTURE, that Crazy Like a Muppet just might be back! SB: Oh goody....Team Greenvalley.....just what the world needs right now. One thing's for sure....if Timmy keeps coming after Mark, he's going to eventually get that neck snapped again, and this time, it isn't going to heal. He's risking too much stepping into the ring, but then again, he doesn't exactly know better. BB: Next up, we've got some tag-team action as MATT ROSENTHAL'S MYSTERY TEAM steps into the ring with the ELECTRIC EXPRESS! SB: Don't I remember that name? BB: Yes, Mr. Rosenthal made a couple of gloating statements the last time around, and came up empty in the end for it all....this time, he claims he has more talent on his side, and well, that remains to be seen......we'll find out when we return from this message about the upcoming SHOWTIME! SB: Geez....who'd be insane enough to put Randalls and Williams in the same ring? BB: The fans.....that's one of the six matches that they wanted to see, and at Showtime, they're going to get them all! Now, it's time to head back down to ringside.... ============================================================ ELECTRIC EXPRESS vs. ROSENTHAL'S MYSTERY TEAM ============================================================ BB: Mike Day and Kamikaze heading down to ringside....WAIT A SECOND...TWO BIG MASKED MEN JUST JUMPED THEM FROM BEHIND! Now, they're beating the Electric Express INTO the ring! SB: Well, that must be the mystery team! BB: You're not a swift thinker, are you, Sammy...... SB: Ah, put a cork in it, Buckley.... BB: One of these masked men grabs a hold of Kamikaze, and OH MY....he just POWERBOMBED him down to the canvas with authority! I don't think this match has even officially started yet! SB: There's the bell....let the slaughter continue.... BB: Kamikaze struggling back to his feet, and Ben Worthington is admonishing one of these two massive masked men! The other CLOTHESLINES KAMIKAZE OVER THE TOP AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! That would have been a DQ had Worthington seen it! SB: But, he didn't see it, and in the end, that's all that really matters! BB: Mike Day in the ring, and he STAGGERS one of the masked men with a DROPKICK, but all that does is back him into the ropes...Day charges, he's going for a STANDING FRANK-N-PARSONS.....BLOCKED....AND COUNTERED WITH A POWERBOMB! Now, the masked man makes a tag to his fellow masked partner....and they BOTH set up Mike Day.....DOUBLE POWERBOMB! SB: Jesus...after tonight, half of the CSWA isn't going to be able to walk again! Then again, it's not exactly the good half.... BB: Day is out of it! One of the Masked Men drops down on Day, ONE, TWO, THREE....this one is OVER, and never was really a CONTEST! I've got to say, Matt Rosenthal has himself quite a find in this team, whoever they might be! SB: One thing's for sure....they aren't the suckers he brought in last time....this time, he just might be for real! BB: Kamikaze has made it back to his feet, and he manages to chase the masked men out of the ring before than can cause anymore damage to the fallen Day! It's just been a night of mayhem thus far, and later on tonight, we hope to have an update on Wesley Paige, Carl Brigsby, Space God, and Kaledioscope.... SB: Like anyone actually cares..... BB: UP NEXT, one of the great NEW talents to hit the CSWA as of late, the Wild Asian, is once again in action, and this man is phenominal.....tonight, he'll face off against Perfection.... SB: That man's gonna have to live up to his name if he wants a win against the Asian! ============================================================ PERFECTION vs. THE WILD ASIAN ============================================================ BB: The Wild Asian comes down to ringside, with Bandit. In the last few weeks, these two men have bonded, so to speak, and have now become tag-team partners! SB: Awww...ain't that a really touching story? BB: We're ready to go here, and Perfection manages to take the Asian down to the canvas, he rolls over and locks in a half-nelson....he appears to be a schooled competitor! Perfection brings the Asian back to his feet, sends him off the ropes....BACK-BODYDROP....NO! TIGERBOMB BY THE WILD ASIAN! INCREDIBLE, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT RIGHT THERE! Perfection stagering back to his feet......WHOA MY! Wild Asian with a FLYING CROSSBODY....BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Who's gonna make it back up first? BB: Wild Asian staggering back to his feet, and Perfection has yet to barge! Look at this, Wild Asian setting up a chair outside....CHARGES, LEAPS OFF THE CHAIR WITH A SPLASH DOWN UNTO PERFECTION....AND HE PUTS UP THE KNEES! Perfection rolls the Wild Asian into the ring, and BOTH men just beat the ten count of Ben Worthington! Now, Perfection's going up top....HE CONNECTS WITH A FLYING DROPKICK! SB: We might have ourselves a big upset here! BB: You ain't kidding! Perfection covers the Wild Asian, ONE, TWO, FOOT ON THE ROPES! If the cover was in the center of the ring, this match may have been over! Now, Perfect brings the Asian to his feet, throws him back into the corner, AND CONNECTS WITH A CHOP....ANOTHER, and the WILD ASIAN DOESN'T FEEL A THING! The Wild Asian with a CHOP, and DOWN goes Perfection! Wild Asian charges out....CHARGING FRANK-N-PARSONS...NO!......FRANK-N-DRIVER! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! SB: That's the FIRST time I've EVER seen that one! BB: He turned a Frank-N-Parsons into a PILEDRIVER out of nowhere! I think Perfection is out of it here! The Wild Asian sends him off the ropes....FALL-A-WAY SLAM...YES! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE.....NO! Worthington says that Perfection got his right shoulder up! Now the Wild Asian is going up top, and he's looking to finish this thing once and for all! SB: I wouldn't be all too sure that this match is over like that! BB: Wild Asian off the top.....JUMP SPLASH DOWN UNTO PERFECTION....AND HE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! The Wild Asian is hurt, he was fully extended when he missed that move, and he might have busted up his ribs! Perfection is trying HARD to get to his feet, he might be able to get the winning pinfall right here! He's staggering over, and he DRAPES ON ARM ON THE WILD ASIAN....ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! SO CLOSE! SB: He didn't get it....that's ALL that matters! BB: Perfection grabs the top ring-rope, he's trying to pull himself up and compose himself....finally he gets himself together, and SNAPMARES the Wild Asian down to the canvas.....from behind, Perfection charges....AND HITS A ROLLING NECK-SNAP! THAT MIGHT BE IT! Perfection hooks the leg, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! HOW DID THE WILD ASIAN KICK OUT OF THAT ONE? SB: Just when you think you've got this guy beat, he just takes what you have and comes right back at you! BB: So true! Now, Perfection is setting up for his PERFECT-PLEX....here it comes....NO, BLOCKED! The Wild Asian won't go over! Wait a second....he's grabbing the leg of Perfection....NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! ONE, TWO, THREE!!! THE WILD ASIAN GOT HIM, and pulls out yet ANOTHER WIN! This man is AMAZING! SB: Hey, I don't like how he operates, but I've got to admit, eventually, this man is going to get gold of some sort around his waist! BB: Up next, we've got a man that's no stranger to GOLD, and of course, I'm talking about BONECRUSHER, but as of late, he's been in a slump.....tonight he's stepping into the ring with the RINGMASTER, and he should be able to get the win, but with the way things are going for him, WHO KNOWS! SB: Just a few months back, this man was the USN Champion, but it's all gone to hell for him quick.... BB: Very true....his lost to Mark Windham seemed to effect him, as Mark embarked on a long four and a half month reign with that belt.....tonight, the competition is a notch lower, though.... SB: A NOTCH? This guy hangs out with Space God and Kaledioscope....we all saw what happened to them before..... hell, I think he's in the HWA......WHERE THE LOBSTERS and the AMISH PLAY! BB: That's certainly one interesting place! SB: You can't say anything bad about ANYTHING, can you? BB: I can.....about you! Fans, we'll be right back! ============================================================ BONECRUSHER vs. RINGMASTER ============================================================ BB: We're almost ready to go here, and as these two men lock up, it's pretty evident that Bonecrusher has a rather large size and strength advantage! They lock up, and BC sends the Ringmaster down to the canvas with EASE! Ringmaster back up, but not for long, as a clothesline takes him back down to the canvas! SB: Remember, BC hasn't done all THAT badly lately....I think he's due to make a run somewhere down the road, and it could all begin tonight! BB: That remains to be seen. BC picks up the Ringmaster, and CONNECTS with a SIDE SUPLEX! BC going for the quick pin, ONE, TWO, NO....the Ringmaster kicks out! BC sends Ringmaster off the ropes....TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER, NO! Ringmaster back off the ropes, FLYING BODYPRESS! ONE, TWO, THREE.....NO! He almost got the BIG upset! BC not pleased at all, and he just nailed the Ringmaster LOW with a fist! SB: Now he's gonna be singing like Katz in the showers! BB: Or, what about President Schmid? SB: Hell, they're PERFECT for each other! BB: We might have made a love connection, Sammy. BC with a big forearm, and he just DROPS the Ringmaster to the canvas. BC has a smug grin on his face as he WHIPS the Ringmaster in and charges in with a CLOTHESLINE himself! This match has been ALL Bonecrusher thus far! He sets up Ringmaster, BIG VERTICAL SUPLEX.....WHAM! A cover by BC.....ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! The Ringmaster JUST kicks out! BC is in the face of Patrick Young, he thinks he should have gotten the three count! SB: He's got to stop complaining and keep on his opponent! BB: That's just what he's doing as he picks up the Ringmaster...and CONNECTS WITH A CHOKESLAM! He's just taking the Ringmaster APART, and I can't see this match lasting much longer....now, he's going up to the second rope, and even the second rope is foreign territory for BC! SB: Buckley....LOOK WHO'S FACING HIM! BB: BC WITH A LEGDROP OFF THE SECOND ROPE....AND THE RINGMASTER MOVES! The Ringmaster is back to his feet! ONE CLOTHESLINE ROCKS BC, and a SECOND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! The Ringmaster sends BC off the ropes, and HITS WITH A BIG POWERSLAM! A cover, ONE, TWO, BC kicks out with ease, but the RINGMASTER STAYS ON HIM! He's got BC backed into the corner, and he's just hammering away with shoulderblocks to the gut! SB: I don't think Bonecrusher can believe it! He's shocked that the Ringmaster is coming back with offense! BB: Well, he'd better UNSHOCK himself REAL QUICK! The Ringmaster sets up BC....BELLY-TO-BELLY....YES! I don't believe he had the strength to get that one off! Ringmaster with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! BC just gets his foot on the ropes, or we have a BIG upset here! The Ringmaster is going up top, and he could be looking to put an end to this one..... SB: Yeah, but he'd better hurry up, because Bonecrusher is making his way back to his feet! BB: THE RINGMASTER ISN'T GONNA MAKE IT UP THERE IN TIME! BC picks him up....AND SLAMS HIM OFF THE TOP WITH AUTHORITY! Ringmaster staggers back up, and BC LEVELS him with a FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK! The Ringmaster goes through the ropes and to the outside! He doesn't take a breather though, and rushes back up onto the apron! BC's gonna BACK SUPLEX HIM INTO THE RING....YES! A cover right off that, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT, BUT NO DICE! SB: BC's GOT to go for the POWERBOMB! He's got to put this jobber away! BB: Jobber? The Ringmaster has yet to lose in CSWA competition, Sammy..... SB: Yeah, whatever! BB: BC grabs the Ringmaster by the hair and WHIPS him WITH AUTHORITY INTO THE CORNER.....CHARGES IN HIMSELF............ BB: AND MISSES AN ELBOW! THE RINGMASTER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, and ROLLS UP BONECRUSHER....ONE, TWO, THREE!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, THE RINGMASTER HAS GOTTEN THE UPSET WIN! INCREDIBLE! SB: Well, that about finishes off Bonecrusher for good...... you want a low point, you've GOT a low-point! BB: BC is just standing in the ring, stunned. He can't believe what's just transpired.....he hasn't even gone AFTER the Ringmaster, who's doing some kind of dance in the center of the ring.....why, well....WHO KNOWS, but he's got a right to be happy, because he's just pulled himself off a BIG win! SB: BC hasn't even BLINKED after that pinfall, I don't think he believes it even happened! BB: Well, he's gonna have to get himself out of that ring, because in just a few minutes, "Blazin'" BILLY STARR and the MOTORHEAD are going to make their CSWA DEBUTS, as they take on each other! First, though, let's head to STAN PARSONS....yes, STAN PARSONS, who is back after his 'leave of absence'....he's backstage with the CHALLENGER for the UNIFIED World Championship tonight, Jim Williams.... SB: Well, you know what they say......one good loon deserves another! ============================================================ STAN PARSONS: Thank you, Bill....now, Jim Williams, tonight you have to step into the ring with a man that you believe is the Anti-Christ....how can you prepare for someone that is the be-all and end-all? JIM WILLIAMS: Silence, you feeble-minded MIDGET! SP: Hey, I take that one personally! (Williams gives Parsons a could stare, and he pipes down...) JW: Tonight....the BATTLELINES have been DRAWN.....and the APOCOLYPSE will take place....the battle between good and evil, where the SAVIOR and the ANTI-CHRIST will battle for the sake of all of the fate of all of the souls that inhabit the Earth....my victory, is academic, for it has been written.....that the Savior shall come to pass on Earth, the Second Coming, as I am, of Christ.....will defeat the Anti-Christ and reign upon the Earth for a millenium. My time is almost here.....the people that have sided with me, the people that believe my cause....they will survive JUDGEMENT DAY.....but, all others...(snickers), will be cast into the abyss of fire, just as the prophets have spoken from day one.....as will all of the false prophets, the people that spread the word of Hornet....the people that have made him a household name....the people that have made LUCIFER comfortable in our own homes.....without even knowing it....for those people, I have no sympathy.....they have steered their own course into oblivion, and when I lock the Beast, Hornet, into the ABYSS of FIRE.....for one thousand years, they shall go with him.....I shall be the KING of KINGS....the LORD of LORDS.....I shall be the ALPHA and OMEGA, and I shall save those that have had faith in their SAVIOR, and smite all others....Parsons, you are one of the one that I shall smite in just a few short hours..... ....you shall be cast to fire and brimstone, just like many others that will witness the inevitable defeat of the Anti-Christ......tonight.....(Stares into the camera, and Parsons has a fearful look in his eye....) SP: Um.....back to you.....Bill..... ============================================================ SB: You know, a person as mentally unstable as Parsons probably believes a good half of what Williams said! You see, I'm a smart man....I know it's a mind game, but, it's a damn good one, and it's gonna get the job done tonight! BB: That man is a very sick man.....and if I was Hornet, I would be fearful of him, because someone that can even THINK of these things, who knows what he's capable of! Fans, we've got to take a short break, but don't worry, we'll be back with MORE ACTION on this SPECIAL MARTIN LUTHER KING JUNIOR'S BIRTHDAY EDITION of CSWA SUPERPRIMETIME here on U-62! ============================================================ "Blazin'" BILLY STARR vs. MOTORHEAD ============================================================ BB: We're ready to go here, a lock-up, and Motorhead sends Starr down to the canvas with authority! Motorhead the bigger of these two men, and he's HAMMERING Starr with big right and left hand shots, Starr finally caves to the canvas! Motorhead with a SCOOP.....AND A SLAM! A cover by Motorhead, ONE, TWO....NO! Starr with the kickout! SB: I guess we would be wrong if we called Motorhead a technical wrestler..... BB: Motorhead off the ropes....DROPS A BIG ELBOW, NO! Starr out of the way! Starr to his feet, and he connects with a few forearms to the chin! Starr sends Motorhead off the rope....BIG FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Starr waiting for Motorhead to get up.....A SUPLEX....NO! A BRAINBUSTER! WHOA MY! Billy Starr with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Somehow, Motorhead managed to kick out of that one..... SB: You know what I want to know? Why he's named Motorhead. BB: That's a good question....why don't you go ask him. Billy Starr in control of this match, he picks up Motorhead, SIDE SALTO SUPLEX! Starr appears to be a very strong man for his smaller frame, and now he's going up top! SB: I've got to admit myself....this guy looks pretty good! BB: FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK by STARR....AND MOTORHEAD SIDESTEPS HIM! Motorhead waiting for Starr to get back to his feet, CHARGES WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE AND SENDS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES, DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Motorhead going to the outside, and he's looking to do some damage! He grabs Starr by the hair, and SLAMS him headfirst into the ring apron! Now, he's pointing toward the ringpost...... SB: Someone give the man a treat.....he just figured out what it is.... BB: Motorhead's going to whip Starr into the post....NO! STARR REVERSES, and MOTORHEAD CRASHES INTO THE STEEL! Starr rolls into the ring to break the count, now he grabs the top rope....PLANCHA DOWN ONTO MOTORHEAD! Billy Starr's turning things around here! He rolls Motorhead into the ring, and he's heading up top......FLYING ELBOW....IT CONNECTS! A cover by Starr, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Motorhead JUST got the elbow up! SB: It doesn't matter....he isn't gonna survive this onslaught much longer! BB: Starr WHIPS Motorhead into the corner....CHARGES IN WITH A VERTICAL SPLASH....NO! MOTORHEAD MAKES THE CATCH AND HITS AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Motorhead off the ropes, CLOTHESLINE....NO! Starr sidesteps him, and hooks him into a full-nelson! SB: What on Earth is THAT gonna do to a big guy like Motorhead? BB: No....wait a second....he turns it into the DRAGON SUPLEX! HE GOT THE BRIDGE, WHAT A MOVE! ONE, TWO, THREE!!! BILLY STARR GETS THE WIN with that IMPRESSIVE manuver! What a way to start of his CSWA career! SB: You ain't kidding....that was one hell of a move, but, you know, I think I've seen that out of someone before! BB: I think I did too.....but I just can't place it. And lookie here....the BIG SILVER BALL is dropping down, and we all know what time it is! SB: Yeah....time to puke....that's what time it is. BB: The DISCO EXPRESS is making their way down to ringside, with their new-found buddy, the DISCO MIDGET! They're really dancing up a storm as they make their way into the ring.... SB: You would think these guys would eventually get a clue. Everywhere they go, people boo them.....people throw stuff at them, and STILL, they continue on dancing! BB: What can I say....these guys, they LOVE DISCO! They were looking all over Atlanta for a Discotech, but couldn't believe it when there wasn't one! SB: There hasn't been one here for like ten years! BB: And how would you know that? SB: I plead the fifth, Buckley..... ============================================================ DISCO EXPRESS vs. THE MASKED ASSASSINS ============================================================ BB: Scope and Bullet are waiting patiently, but I think they've had about enough of the Disco Express' dancing here! SB: They're not the only one.....some lady in the tenth row just clocked the Boogie Man with her high-heels....hell, look, I think it's still stuck in his 'fro! BB: That's quite enough, Sammy! Finally, the big silver ball is heading back up to the rafters, and we're going to get the one underway....as soon as the Disco Express gets their leisure suits and tacky gold jewerly off..... SB: Which could take an eternity.... BB: SCOPE AND BULLET HAVE HAD ENOUGH! They CHARGE the Disco Express from behind! Scope LEVELS the Disco Inferno with a CLOTHESLINE, and Bullet sends the Boogie Man head-first into the ringpost! Now, BOTH Masked Assassins send Disco Inferno off the ropes....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE....NO, INFERNO DUCKS, AND HITS BOTH ASSASSINS WITH A CLOTHESLINE ON HIS OWN! Scope staggers back against the ropes, and the Boogie Man pulls him down over the apron! SB: That should have been a DQ....RIGHT THERE! C'mon, Young! BB: It can't be a DQ, the bell never rung, Sammy. Finally, this match is OFFICALLY underway as the Disco Inferno starts off against Bullet! Disco with a big shoulderblock to the gut, and he goes for a PILEDRIVER....NO! Bullet won't go over and BACK-BODYDROPS Disco Inferno down to the canvas! Bullet picks up Inferno....BIG BACKBREAKER! A cover, ONE, TWO, NOT EVEN CLOSE! SB: Well, the Disco Express is a pretty good team here...... you've got to do more than that to put them away! BB: Bullet stays on Inferno, sends him off the ropes, POWERSLAM....NO! Disco Inferno gets over his shoulder, back off the ropes....FLYING BODYPRESS! ONE, TWO, NO! Bullet back up, and he manages to take control of this match with a headlock....BUT NOT FOR LONG! DISCO INFERNO COUNTERS WITH A NICELY EXECUTED WAISTLOCK SUPLEX! The Disco Midget is down at ringside, and he's dancing up a storm..... SB: Too bad no one can see him....he's shorter than the ring apron! BB: Disco Inferno has a hold of Bullet, and he makes a tag to the Boogie Man! Boogie Man runs off a few right hands to the gut, now....CONNECTS WITH A KNEELIFT! Bullet almost does a 360 as he flops to the mat! Boogie Man is the MUCH stronger of the two....and he picks up Bullet....HE PRESSES BULLET....AND SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY! Bullet has REALLY got to make the tag here! SB: You ain't kidding.....he's been in the ring for the whole match! BB: Boogie Man sends Bullet off the ropes, TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM....IT CONNECTS! A cover by the Boogie Man, ONE, TWO, THREE.....NO! Scope in the ring, and he broke it up! Now, the Disco Inferno's in the ring, and we've got all hell breaking lose! The Disco Express sends Scope in for the ride.....DOUBLE KICK TO THE GUT.....DOUBLE SUPLEX! That's about all for Scope, and now, Bullet's staggering back to his feet! SB: This is incredible.....they're just totally MANHANDLING the former Unified World Tag Team Champions! BB: That they are! Boogie Man has Bullet up in a POWERBOMB POSITION, and the Disco Inferno is going up top.....OH NO, HERE COMES THE DISCOBOMB.....IT CONNECTS! FORGET ABOUT IT! Boogie Man with the cover, ONE, TWO, THREE! It's OVER, and the Disco Express picks up a HUGE win tonight! It can't be much longer before these guys get a crack at some sort of tag gold here in the CSWA! SB: First, they've got to get past the <> Cutters at Showtime, though! BB: No, it's the <> Cutters and the Red Midget! SB: Sure....like Tully and Ern are actually going to tag up with that freak of nature....hopefully they'll nail a GOURDBUSTER on him and finish him off for GOOD! BB: But, Sammy, that would give the <> Cutters a disadvantage against the Disco Express and the Disco Midget! SB: Oh, please....Disco's coming to an end for GOOD at Showtime! I've talked to Tully and Ern, and they just LOATHE Disco.... BB: The <> Cutters loathe EVERYONE. SB: Is there something wrong with that? BB: To everyone besides you....yes. Up next, we've got our FIRST TITLE DEFENSE of the night, as the GREENSBORO Championship is up for grabs, as "King of Guano" BOB PRAXIS defends for the FINAL time against the former Champion, BANDIT! SB: That's right....if Bandit wants that title, he's gonna have to win it tonight, because Poopman ain't giving him another shot at it! BB: That's correct....BUT, in the first two matches, Bandit has been ripped off by the devious Dr. Guggen....tonight, he's bringing the Wild Asian down to ringside, and this time, Guggen isn't going to be able to get away with his tatics! SB: Oh, I think we'll see a pooping tonight....don't worry. BB: It's time to head down to ringside, fans, for what shouldbe an "interesting" match.... ============================================================ GREENSBORO CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "King of Guano" BOB PRAXIS vs. BANDIT ============================================================ BB: We're almost ready to go here, but first, Dr. Guggen has to open up his giant bag of guano and deposit it in that wheelbarrow of his.....that smell is REPULSIVE! SB: So, it's not as bad as those rowdy fans at the X-Mas Spectacular....throwing dried poop at everyone! I thought I was at a Giants game for a second! BB: Bandit getting last minute directions from the Wild Asian, and he's the lock-up....BANDIT SENDS PRAXIS DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORIT! Bandit, a MONSTER of a man, is going to have the decided strength advantage in this match! Praxis staggering back to his feet, and Bandit HITS a CLOTHESLINE! Praxis down, and Bandit pulls him to his feet! Bandit sets up for a SNAP SUPLEX....IT CONNECTS! This one could be over ALREADY! SB: No way....Poopman's got incredible recouperative powers! BB: Um, whatever....Bandit with a cover, ONE, TWO, NO! Praxis JUST kicks out! Bandit backs Praxis into the corner, and he's working Praxis over with shouldblocks to the gut! Bandit moves back, and Praxis plops down to the canvas. Bandit off the ropes....BIG KNEEDROP....NO! PRAXIS OUT OF THE WAY! SB: Praxis has to stay on Bandit while he's down! BB: That's the first intelligent thing you've said all night, Sammy! SB: Thanks.... BB: (Sighs.) Praxis stomping away at the knee of Bandit, hoping to give Bandit a bad wheel! Praxis picks up Bandit, and HITS WITH A KNEEBREAKER! Bandit's in pain, and remember, EVERYONE's the same height when they're down on the mat! Praxis pulling Bandit into the center of the ring, and he LOCKS IN A FIGURE-FOUR! That's the first time we've ever seen that move out of Praxis! SB: He's a great wrestler, and he's got a WEALTH of wrestling manuevers! BB: Bandit screaming out in pain, but there's no way he'll ever give this one up....Worthington asks, and he gets an animinated "NO!" in response! Bandit reaching back for more strength, and he BREAKS the HOLD with PURE POWER! Praxis can't believe it! Praxis going up to the second rope....I think he's making a big mistake here! SB: Why? He's going for the GUANO DROP.....it's over! BB: HERE COMES THE GUANO DROP....AND BANDIT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Praxis down on the canvas, and it's a good thing that Bandit got out of the way of that one! Bandit getting back to his feet....HE CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! BB: Praxis doubles over, and Bandit HITS A DDT! That might be it! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Praxis ALMOST lost the title right there! Bandit's taking control of this match, he sets up Praxis, and HITS A SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! Dr. Guggen better come up with something quick, or his charge isn't going to have the GREENSBORO Championship anymore! SB: Don't get your panties in a bunch, Buckley.....he's a mastermind...I'm sure he has something in mind! BB: I don't wear panties, Sammy.....I'm not a HWA announcer. Bandit pulls Praxis back to his feet, sends him off the ropes....WAIT...DR. GUGGEN GRABS ahold of Praxis and keeps him from going back towards Bandit! Praxis out of the ring, and he's trying to rest up for a second....LOOK OUT! The Wild Asian from behind with a SPIN-WHEEL KICK! He's rolling Praxis into the ring! SB: NO! That's not fair! C'mon, Worthington, DQ HIM! BB: Praxis can't believe it, and he's screaming at the Wild Asian....BANDIT FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLL-UP, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Praxis up, HITS a CLOTHESLINE, but Bandit isn't going ANYWHERE! Praxis goes for another, and Bandit just shoulderblocks him down to the canvas! Bob Praxis is in BIG TROUBLE! Bandit's taking everything he has and throwing it back at him! Bandit lifts up Praxis....BACK SUPLEX! Now, Bandit is going for the BOW AND ARROW, HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN! SB: C'mon! Someone's got to stop this! Where's Dr. Guggen when you need him? BB: Worthington asking Praxis if he wants to give it up, and I can't see him holding up much longer....WAIT, GUGGEN'S IN THE RING! Guggen just KICKED Bandit in the GUT! I don't believe it! WORTHINGTON JUST DQ'ED PRAXIS! SB: HA HA! I love it....that's why Dr. Guggen is the brightest manager in the CSWA! BB: The Wild Asian is in the ring, and he's FURIOUS! Asian with a DROPKICK on Guggen, and Guggen goes through the ropes, LANDING IN THE WHEELBARROW! Guggen's been pooped! Both Bandit and the Wild Asian are beating Praxis senseless, but it doesn't make a difference! Bandit DIDN'T WIN THE TITLE, therefore he can't get another shot at the title! Dr. Guggen used that stipulation to his advantage, and Bob Praxis is STILL the Greensboro Champion, even though Bandit picks up the DQ win! SB: Isn't it a shame! I don't think the Wild Asian realizes what he's done here, either....if you poop Dr. Guggen, you're going to pay for it in the end! BB: I'm sure the Wild Asian is shaking in his boots, Sammy. Up next, we've got a HUGE tag-team match! Keep in mind, the United States Tag Team Championship Belts are NOT on the line this week, BUT, NC-17 will still be facing the CS Express in what should be a GREAT MATCH! SB: You ain't kidding! Tsunami and Wildstar are finally going to put an end to the CS Express once and for all...... they're part of the Corporation, they know how to get the job done! BB: This is sure to be a high-flying encounter that's going to please the fans! Let's head down to ringside! ============================================================ NON-TITLE MATCH NC-17 vs. THE CS EXPRESS ============================================================ BB: Ray S. Cornette down at ringside, and he's confering with his team before this one gets underway! Chad Gibson is going to start this one off against Tsunami! Here's a lock-up....AND TSUNAMI SENDS GIBSON DOWN WITH A JAPANESE ARM-DRAG! Gibson back up, Tsunami sends him off the ropes, STANDING FRANK-N-PARSONS....WHOA MY! A cover, ONE, TWO, Gibson out! Tsunami WHIPS Gibson into the corner, here comes a HAND-SPRING ELBOW....NO! GIBSON GOT OUT OF THE WAY! Tsunami staggers out, and Gibson hits a DROPKICK! SB: I can't even keep up with this match! BB: Gibson with a leaping headscissors, and he rolls Tsunami down to the canvas, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Nami out! BB: Gibson keeps control of the match, hitting an ATOMIC DROP! Tsunami turns, and GIBSON CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Gibson holds Tsunami, and makes the tag to Steve Morton! Morton up to the second rope, DROPS AN AXEHANDLE ON TSUNAMI! A cover, ONE, TWO, Tsunami out with ease! Morton sends Tsunami off the ropes, DROPS HIS HEAD DOWN.....LEAPING DDT BY TSUNAMI....WHOA MY! Tsunami staggering to his corner, and makes the tag to Wildstar, who's going up top! SB: C'mon, Wildstar....FINISH HIM OFF! BB: Wildstar off the top....CONNECTS WITH A FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK ON MORTON! Wildstar off the ropes, ASAI MOONSAULT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! Wildstar with a cover, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Steve Morton is in trouble here because of the high-flying tatics of Wildstar! Wildstar going to the outside.....SLINGSHOT LEGDROP ON MORTON....AND MORTON PUTS UP THE BOOT! Wildstar staggers back against the ropes, and Morton sets him up, SNAP SUPLEX! Morton rolls on top, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Wildstar with the kickout! SB: That was an awful fast count there....don't tell me Worthington is still taking kick-backs from the CS Express! BB: HE IS NOT! Steve Morton lifts up Wildstar, and drops him with a BACK SUPLEX! The CS Express has turned things around, and Morton makes the tag to Chad Gibson! Gibson going up top....MORTON GRABS HIM....ROCKET LAUNCHER ON WILDSTAR, INCREDIBLE! ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT RIGHT THERE! Gibson stays on Wildstar, chopping him back against the ropes! Gibson sends Wildstar off the ropes, CLOTHESLINE, Wildstar ducks under, Wildstar back off the ropes, SOMMERSAULT DROPKICK! SB: This match is just incredible! There's no way else to describe it! BB: Both men are down, and Ben Worthington is laying a count on both Chad Gibson and Wildstar! Wildstar reaching out with his arm....HE TAGS IN TSUNAMI! Gibson staggering back to his feet, and Tsunami LEAPS into the ring with a DROPKICK! Tsunami sends Gibson off the ropes, HITS A FALL-A-WAY SLAM! ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Gibson gets the arm up! Tsunami SLAMS Gibson down to the canvas with authority, and he's going up top! SB: We're gonna see a MOONSAULT here! Look at Ray S, I don't think I've EVER seen him so giddy before! BB: Tsunami up top....ONE AND A HALF MOONSAULT INTO A LEGDROP....IT CONNECTS! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! This match is OVER! Tsunami with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! MORTON BROKE IT UP! Morton in the ring, and he's brawling with Tsunami! That brings Wildstar into the ring, and Wildstar chops down Morton from behind! SB: Here we go again.....Worthington loses control over yet ANOTHER match! BB: Wildstar and Tsunami sends Morton off the ropes, DOUBLE CHOP....NO! Morton slides under! DROPKICK ON TSUNAMI! DROPKICK ON WILDSTAR, and Wildstar goes through the ropes to the outside! Morton back to his corner, and Gibson staggers over to tag him in! Morton going up top, waiting for Tsunami to get back to his feet.....SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE TOP....AND TSUNAMI CONNECTS WITH A CRESCENT KICK! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! TSUNAMI KNOCKED MORTON OUT! He's just got to get over and make the cover! SB: C'mon....CRAWL....CRAWL....victory is a few inches away! BB: Tsunami is struggling, and he DRAPES an ARM on MORTON, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Morton GOT THE ARM UP! SB: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!! BB: Tsunami can't believe it! He's back to his feet, and he sends Morton into the corner, charges in with a LEAPING SPLASH....AND MORTON MOVES! Morton schoolboys Tsunami from behind, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! TSUNAMI JUST KICKS OUT! What a match! Tsunami up first, and he connects with a chop to the Adam's Apple! Chad Gibson finally getting back up to the apron, but his partner is in trouble! Tsunami holding Morton for a series of Wildstar chops, and finally, he tags his partner in! Wildstar's going up top, AGAIN! This could be it.....HERE COMES THE REVERSE MOONSAULT.................. BB: MORTON MOVED! Wildstar crashed back-first on the canvas, and he's hurt! Morton over to his corner....HE TAGS IN GIBSON! Wildstar reaches out....AND HE TAGS BACK IN TSUNAMI! Tsunami charges Chad Gibson, Gibson with a LEAPFROG! Gibson turns around, and CONNECTS with a DROPKICK that sends Tsunami crashing into the corner! Gibson charges in, and heads up to the second rope....NAILING TSUNAMI WITH PUNCHES! The crowd counts along, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR....NO! Tsunami blocks and hits Gibson with an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Tsunami leaps in the air....REVERSE BULLDOG! SB: I don't know if that's what the move's called, but whatever it is....IT HURTS! BB: Gibson down on the canvas, holding his head, and Tsunami covers Gibson, ONE, TWO, THREE....FOOT ON THE ROPES! That was REALLY close! Tsunami pulls Gibson into the center of the ring....sets him up....SNATCH POWERBOMB....NO! GIBSON COUNTERS WITH A FRANK-N-PARSONS....AND BRIDGES BACK, ONE, TWO, THREE!!! IT'S OVER! Gibson got Tsunami, and the CS Express WINS.....WHAT A MATCH! SB: Dammit! Why doesn't ANYTHING ever go my way? BB: Because you're Sammy Benson.....it's simple enough to figure out. Gibson and Morton celebrating in the ring, and WAIT A SECOND....THE <> CUTTERS JUST CAME OUT FROM THE CROWD! Enderson and Planchard are in the ring, and Enderson NAILS Gibson with a SPINEBUSTER! Planchard setting up Steve Morton for a PILEDRIVER.....OH NO! Enderson's going up to the second rope! SB: I love it! They're going to end Morton's career, once and for all! BB: SPIKE PILEDRIVER BY THE <> CUTTERS! Morton's out cold on the canvas! Gibson getting back to his feet, BUT NOT FOR LONG! Enderson NAILS him with one of the EN World Tag Team Belts! Enderson and Planchard SPIT on the CS Express, and leave the ring laughing.... SB: The <> Cutters are making life miserable for the CS Express! First, they take the EN World Tag Titles off of them, then, they knock them out of the UNIFIED World Tag Team Championship Tournament, and now, they may have crippled Morton for life! BB: Um, Sammy, I don't think so.....Steve Morton is back to his feet, but he's still feeling the affects of that spike piledriver! He's VERY lucky that he didn't end up getting hurt badly by that.....up next, fans, we've got a HUGE MATCH! As you now know, Scotty Michaels DEFEATED the USN Champion "The Muppet Kid" Timmy Windham at the X-Mas Spectacular to win the UNITED STATES/NATIONAL Championship! Tonight, he's going to make his FIRST defense, and it's going to be a tough one, that's for sure! SB: Oh yeah....the man that turned his back on the Corporation....KARELIN. He'll pay for that, I tell 'ya, he'll pay for it! BB: What are YOU going to do about it? Alexandr Karelin, the FORMER Presidential Champion, the FORMER UNIFIED World Champion, has been HOT as of late, with victorious over Steven Flair and an UPSET of GUNS, which was quite a suprise! Don't think that Scotty Michaels doesn't have momentum in his corner though, because in recent weeks, he's become a DUAL Champion, winning the UNIFIED World Tag Titles against Lex Taylor, and of course, he's now the USN Champion! SB: He's making a BIG mistake wrestling two matches tonight! Karelin, win or lose, is going to take alot out of him, and then, he's got to step into the ring and defend those tag titles in a SIX-MAN! BB: That's very true....now, I don't know how Alexandr Karelin will fare against an aerialist like Michaels........ I would guess Tsunami is compareable to Michaels, and Karelin has faced him twice, both times getting easy victories! This is going to be an INCREDIBLY interesting match.....we've got to take a break for our sponsors, and we'll be back with MORE ACTION! ============================================================ USN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH SCOTTY MICHAELS vs. "Ironman" ALEXANDR KARELIN ============================================================ BB: We're almost ready to go, and you've got to wonder how much of a factor Mad Mike is going to end up being in this match.... SB: I don't have to wonder.....the man's a weasel! I'm happy I left him to die with those midgets! BB: We're going to have a lock-up here, and that's a mistake! Michaels goes for an armbar, but Karelin won't budge....instead, KARELIN STRIKES WITH A SHORT-CLOTHESLINE! Michaels back up, and Karelin PRESSES HIM HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD, SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Michaels staggering, KARELIN LEVELS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE, and Michaels is down and out on the floor! SB: Michaels has to remember that Karelin is a CSWA SUPERSTAR....in fact, he may have softened up Adler enough to allow Hornet to defeat him....now, there's ANOTHER reason to hate the man! BB: Michaels back up on the apron, and Karelin SUPLEXES him back into the ring! Karelin with a cover, ONE, TWO, Michaels with the kickout! Karelin WHIPS Michaels off of the ropes, and HITS A POWERSLAM! This match has been ALL Karelin thus far! Michaels is down and out on the canvas, and he's in danger of losing his title ALREADY! Karelin off the ropes, ELBOWDROP....AND MICHAELS MOVES! SB: Scotty Michaels has to use his aerial talents to his advantage! BB: Karelin back up, and Michaels hits a DROPKICK! Karelin staggering, but not down....Michaels with a headlock, and rolls Karelin down to the canvas, ONE, TWO, Karelin out with ease! Karelin fights back to his feet, CLOTHESLINE....NO! Michaels ducks under, and goes for a CRUCIFIX CRADLE, YES! ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! SB: That's what Michaels has to do! Now, he's got to avoid Karelin! BB: Karelin getting back up....MICHAELS GOES FOR A FRANK-N- PARSONS....NO! Karelin grabs the ropes, and Michaels crashes down to the canvas! Karelin grabs Michaels from behind, WAISTLOCK SUPLEX! Karelin just folded up Michaels like an accordian! Karelin lifts up Michaels again, and HITS A LEAPING BACK SUPLEX! Karelin with a cover on Michaels, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! FOOT ON THE ROPES! SB: Karelin's using his technical skill to his advantage, and that's gonna be trouble for Michaels! BB: Karelin going in for the kill, sends Michaels off the ropes, DUCKS HIS HEAD, MICHAELS LEAPS OVER....AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! Karelin staggers back, but he doesn't go down! Michaels off the ropes, LEAPS....AND KARELIN CATCHES HIM! Karelin locks in a BEARHUG, and Michaels is in BIG TROUBLE! Michaels quickly fading, and he's trying to box the ears of Karelin...IT WORKS! Karelin breaks the hold! SB: It's a good thing that worked, or it would have been all over for Michaels.... BB: Michaels back off the ropes....HE HITS A THEZ PRESS! ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Karelin just kicked out! Michaels quickly grabs Karelin....SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Michaels to the outside....grabs the ropes....SLINGSHOT SPLASH ON KARELIN, IT CONNECTS! ONE, TWO, FOOT ON THE ROPES BY KARELIN! Michaels is steamed, he thinks Mad Mike put the foot on the ropes! SB: There's no doubt that he did.....Mad Mike and Karelin are nothing but cheaters! BB: Sammy, you're as fickle as they come! Michaels is putting Karelin up top.....what's he going to do....WHOA MY! TOP ROPE FRANK-N-PARSONS.....IT CONNECTS! THAT'S GOT TO BE IT! There's NO WAY that Karelin will EVER kick out from that! Michaels with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE.....NO! KARELIN GOT THE ARM UP! Michaels SLAMS his fist down into the canvas, he can't believe that Karelin kicked out! SB: He's wasting time! He's got to put Karelin away! BB: Michaels still arguing...AND KARELIN'S UP! Michaels doesn't realize it yet, and Karelin NAILS Michaels with a big right hand as his turns around! Michaels stunned, Karelin sends him off the ropes....BIG LARIET! A cover by Karelin, ONE, TWO, Michaels JUST kicks out! Karelin putting Michaels up top, following him up.....HERE COMES A SUPERPLEX, AND IT CONNECTS! THAT COULD BE IT! SB: PLEASE don't let this happen....PLEASE! BB: Karelin not going for the cover, he's going for the KILL! He sets up Scotty Michaels....BIG LEAPING PILEDRIVER! GOOD NIGHT! Karelin WHIPS Michaels into the corner WITH AUTHORITY.....HERE COMES THE RUSSIAN SICKLE....NO! Michaels had the prescence of mind to leap up to the TOP ROPE! Karelin hits the buckle....MICHAELS OFF THE TOP WITH A MOONSAULT BODYPRESS! ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! KARELIN JUST KICKS OUT! WHAT A MATCH! SB: That's the first person I've ever seen get out of the way of that move! BB: Michaels now taking control, NAILS Karelin with a right hand, and another...Karelin wobbling in the center of the ring, and he finally caves down to the canvas! Michaels climbing up top, and Karelin isn't moving....Michaels off the top....BIG FLYING ELBOWDROP TO THE BACK! That's GOT to be it! Michaels rolls Karelin over, another cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! ANOTHER CLOSE CALL! Michaels is REALLY fustrated, he thinks he should have had this one won by now! SB: He's got to stop whining and complaining, and try to win the match! BB: I've got to agree with you, Sammy! Michaels on top of Karelin, he's going for a BOSTON CRAB! Worthington asking Karelin if he'll give it up, but I don't see any way that's going to happen....in fact, Karelin's up to his knees....... he's lifting up Michaels....AND DROPS HIM TO THE CANVAS WITH A CRUCIFIX! If Karelin can get over for the cover, he just might WIN this match! SB: If he can get over to make the cover, that's gonna be the end for sure! BB: We might have a NEW USN Champion in just a few seconds! Karelin crawling over to Michaels, covers, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Michaels raises the right arm up! NEITHER MAN CAN GET THE PINFALL! Karelin pulling himself back up, he's setting up Michaels for a POWERBOMB....NO! Michaels over the shoulder, ROLLS KARELIN UP FROM BEHIND, ONE, TWO, KARELIN KICKS OUT! Michaels goes for a SUPERKICK....AND KARELIN DUCKS! Karelin with an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! SB: Michaels left himself open for that, it's GOT TO HURT! BB: Karelin going in for the kill, sends Michaels into the corner....AND THIS TIME, HE HITS THE RUSSIAN SICKLE! A cover by Karelin, ONE, TWO, NEW CHAMPION....NO! MICHAELS GOT HIS ARM ON THE ROPES! Karelin is just stunned! He's dragging the fallen Michaels into the center of the ring, HERE COMES THE GERMAN SUPLEX....NO, MICHAELS WON'T GO! HE BLOCKS! Michaels LEAPS UP WITH HIS LEGS AND HOOKS KARELIN, WHOA MY, WHAT A MOVE! HE'S GOT KARELIN IN A CRADLE, ONE, TWO, THREE!!!! IT'S OVER, and SCOTTY MICHAELS HAS GOTTEN AN INCREDIBLE WIN! SB: (Laughing) Stupid commie....that's what you get when you leave the Corporation! BB: Scotty Michaels is ESTATIC, he just got a BIG win over one of the biggest SUPERSTARS in the CSWA! Karelin back up, and I don't think he can believe it! He's tapping Michaels on the shoulder, and I think he's gonna NAIL HIM....no, he's offering Michaels his hand! Michaels not sure, but finally accepts, and Karelin raises Michaels' hand in the air, congraduating him! A show of sportsmanship from Alexandr Karelin? What's up? SB: The man's gone soft....that's all I have to say.... BB: Interesting....fans, it's time for a break, but UP NEXT, we'll be back with ELI taking on PRIZM in a CAGE! Finally, this feud is going to be settled, once and for all! We'll be right back..... ============================================================ ROOFED STEEL CAGE GRUDGE MATCH THE ELIMINATOR vs. PRIZM ============================================================ BB: We're ALMOST ready to go, and hopefully, unlike last time, we'll be able to get this match started without something out of the norm happening! Last time when it seemed we were ready to get started, out of nowhere, the lights went black, and when they came back, we found Jim Williams in the ring, and Hornet lying in an electrocuted lump! SB: Personally, I'd rather see THAT again! BB: I know you would! Eli and Prizm lock up, and the Eliminator sends him down to the canvas with authority! Alicia and Poison Ivy down at ringside for Eli, which is strange enough, because Prizm claims to have the "dead" Alicia in his possession! SB: I'm not going to even try and figure it out.... BB: Prizm back up, and Eli is ROCKING him with big right and left hands! Eli is filled with rage, and he's taking it out on Prizm! Eli whips Prizm into the corner with authority, charges into the corner....AND CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Prizm caves to the canvas, but Eli doesn't want to go for a cover, he just wants to dish out more punishment! He pulls Prizm to his feet, grabs him by the throat....CHOKESLAM....YES! No offense out of Prizm in this match thus far! SB: Don't worry, it'll eventually come.... BB: Eli WHIPS Prizm into the CAGE with authority, and the cage is shaking from that shot....Prizm slumped up against the ropes and the cage....ELI CHARGES....AND PRIZM PUTS UP THE BOOT! Eli staggers back, and Prizm sends him into the cage FULL FORCE! Eli staggering, and DOWN he goes! Prizm with a quick cover, ONE, TWO, ELI WITH A POWERFUL KICKOUT! SB: Why do I get a feeling that Prizm wants out of this ring as soon as possible? BB: That's how he's wrestling this match, that's for sure. Prizm picks up Eli....AND SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY! Now, he's got Eli draped over the bottom rope, and he's choking away.....Patrick Young watching on, there isn't very much that he can do to stop this....Prizm finally pulls Eli to his feet, and runs him into the cage yet again! Prizm turning the match around, and now he's taking it to the Eliminator! SB: It's about time someone took this overated imbecile down! BB: Just a reminder, the Eliminator's INTRACONTINENTAL Championship is NOT on the line tonight! Prizm sends Eli off the ropes....MAKES THE CATCH....STUN GUN! THAT COULD BE IT! A cover, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! We've got to take a break fans, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! BB: We're back, and Eli is down on the canvas.....he's in trouble and Poison Ivy and Alicia can't bear to watch! Prizm is going for all the marbles now, he sends Eli off the ropes....TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER....HE HITS IT! THIS ONE'S OVER! Prizm with another cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! ELI JUST GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! SB: He did not! These CSWA referees are the most crooked bunch I've EVER seen! BB: Put a sock in it, Benson....Prizm SLAMS Eli down to the canvas, and he's going up top.....he's going to try and put away the Eliminator here once and for all.....KNEEDROP OFF THE TOP.....NO! THE ELIMINATOR MOVES! The Eliminator getting to his feet, as if none of this had an effect on him! He's waiting for Prizm to get back to his feet, he NAILS him with a big right hand, and Prizm staggers back against the cage! Eli WINDS UP.....AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE CAGE HARD! I swear, that HAD to move the ring! SB: You say that during EVERY cage match! BB: I'm telling you, IT DID! Prizm plops down to the canvas, but the Eliminator isn't done with him yet! Eli puts Prizm up on the second rope.....AND HITS A BACK SUPERPLEX! A cover by Eli, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! PRIZM JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP! Eli doesn't complain, he just keeps working over Prizm....SENDS HIM INTO THE CORNER WITH AUTHORITY, CHARGES IN....AND PRIZM PUTS UP THE BOOT! Eli staggers back out of the corners! SB: YES! Prizm's gonna put away this piece of garbage and his sailor-mouthed manager once and for all! BB: Prizm up to the second rope.....FLYING CLOTHESLINE ON ELI! That's GOT to be it! Prizm with the cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Eli KICKS OUT WITH AUTHORITY! He's rising to his feet, while Prizm turns to Alicia and Poison Ivy, Prizm doesn't even know the Eliminator is up! Eli taps Prizm on the shoulder....KICKS HIM IN THE GUT.....AND HITS A POWERBOMB! Eli with the cover, ONE, TWO, THREE! THE ELIMINATOR GETS the BIG WIN OVER PRIZM....(Lights go black....) HOLD ON....WHAT THE HELL???? SB: That's it....you grabbed my ass again....how many times do I have to tell you? BB: I DID NOT! The lights are back on, and Prizm is no longer in the ring! Eli is down in the corner, and look at the video wall.....that's.....that's.... SB: DR. SILVER! BB: You're right! Eli back up, and he can't believe it! Dr. Silver is on the video wall, and I think he's got something to say! ============================================================ DR. SILVER: Eliminator.....live the lie......for I know the TRUTH.... ============================================================ BB: What was THAT all about? SB: Who knows....this whole thing makes no sense to me, and quite frankly, I don't really care....not when I get to watch my SAVIOR take out Hornet a little later on tonight! BB: Your SAVIOR? Sheesh....speaking of Hornet, fans, when we return, we're going to be taking it back down to Rudy Seitzer, who will be with GUNS and Hornet in their lockeroom! We'll be right back! (In the lockeroom of HORNET and GUNS....Hornet sits in a chair with the UNIFIED World Championship around his shoulder, and GUNS is warming up with weights before him match....) ============================================================ RUDY SEITZER: Hornet, GUNS, it's certainly going to be a big night for the both of you....first, HORNET, tonight, you've got to defend the UNIFIED World Championship against a man that claims that he's the SAVIOR and that you're the ANTI-CHRIST....doesn't that have you the least bit worried? HORNET: Rudy, I've faced this type a million times before... ..I've seen them come, I've seen them go, and while Jim Williams has a NEW ludricious claim, he's no different than the rest. He claims that I'm Satan himself, well, he might just see Satan himself when he gets into that ring with me. Honestly, I don't have time to play games with him and that goofball 'follower' of his, Johnny Tropic....I'm taking Williams down tonight, and trust me, the World's going to be a WHOLE lot better for it! RS: Thanks, Hornet....now, GUNS (GUNS turns to Seitzer....) tonight, you've got a chance to get the EN World Championship back around your waist, as you step into the ring for a Triangle Match against the Champion, Mike Randalls, and another lunatic, Mark Windham....are you ready? GUNS: Are you ready? That's the BEST question you can give me? (Shakes his head...) You know, the fact of the matter is that I SHOULD be the EN World Champion RIGHT now....(Hornet gets up....) HORNET: Hold on, buddy....what happened at X-Mas, it was all an accident....I didn't mean to do what happened, but in the heat of the moment, I got into it with Mark....but, tonight, I'm not going to make that same mistake....I'm not coming down to ringside....I'm gonna let you win that title, and buddy, I wish you all the luck in the WORLD! (Hornet extends his hand to GUNS, who shakes it...) GUNS: Randalls....you got lucky ONCE......fool me once, shame on you....fool me twice, shame on ME....I'm leaving the ring with MY BELT around MY WAIST! I should have never lost it in the first place, and now, tonight, I'm coming back to claim what's rightfully mine....Mikey, you can bring all of the DARKNESS that you can find, but that isn't going to stop "The Strongest Arms in the World".....and Mark, well, we've had our wars in the last couple of weeks, and I'm looking forward to giving you the beating of your LIFE tonight....this little nutzo charade of yours is getting a little old, and it's all coming to an END TONIGHT, 'cause '96 is gonna be MY YEAR! RS: The best of luck to both of you....now, back to you, Bill! ============================================================ BB: They can deny whatever they want, but it's obvious there's tension between GUNS and HORNET! SB: You ain't kidding. Did you catch that line from GUNS? "I should have never lost it in the first place"....gee, I wonder who that was directed towards! BB: Obviously, it was directed towards Hornet, whether he heard that, well, that's another thing....it's going to be interesting to see how things unfold later on tonight, that's for sure! Fans, we've got to take another break, but we'll be right back with the EN World Championship Match! SB: I can't wait for that.... BB: And I'm sure the folks at home can't either....we'll be right back! BB: WOW....that was amazing! (Large foghorn goes off....) Well, I guess we all know what THAT means! SB: OH NO....AIR RAID! We're doomed! (Benson hides under the desk....) BB: Um, not quite, Sammy....it means that it's time for the ARRIVAL OF BATTLESHIP and SUBMARINE....THE ARMED FORCES! We've got an INCREDIBLE TAG TEAM MATCH tonight as the <> Cutters DEFEND the EN World Tag Titles against the Armed Forces! These two had their share of wars in the AAWC, and I'm sure we're going to see another one tonight! SB: The AAWC....now, that was a federation....they had wrestling, not something that would pass as a circus freakshow! BB: The <> Cutters are making their way down to ringside, with Maxwell Diamond, and let me tell you.....these fans absolutely HATE Ern Enderson and Tully Planchard for all they've done to the CS Express.... SB: Boo hoo....isn't that sad....you see, all that matters is that the <> Cutters are the CHAMPS....and the CS Express don't have their precious belts anymore! BB: This is gonna be a great one, let's head down to ringside! ============================================================ EN WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH THE <> CUTTERS vs. THE ARMED FORCES ============================================================ BB: We're ready to go, and Ern Enderson is going to start off against Submarine....they lock up, and Ern hits a knee to the gut! Submarine doubles over, and Ern hits a KNEELIFT! Ern sends Submarine off the ropes....SPINEBUSTER, NO! Submarine leaps over, and CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE ON THE WAY BACK! Enderson back up, and ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE FROM SUBMARINE! Submarine drops down for a cover, ONE, TWO, ERN KICKS OUT! SB: I love both of these teams SO MUCH, why do they have to fight each other! Why don't they just team up and destroy the CS Express? BB: I'd bet you'd love to see that....Submarine WHIPS Ern into the corner, charges in with a DROPKICK....AND ERN MOVES! Submarine is caught up in the corner, and that's a terrible place for him to be! Ern kicking away at the gut of Submarine, and finally pulls him off the top! Enderson picks him up....SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! Enderson covers Submarine, ONE, TWO, SUBMARINE OUT! Enderson holds Submarine, and makes the tag to Planchard, who connects with an axehandle! SB: You know, as soon as Battleship gets into the ring, all hell's gonna break loose! BB: I think part of the <> Cutter plan is to keep Submarine in the ring for as long as possible! Planchard sets up Submarine...FACE-FRONT SUPLEX! A cover, ONE, TWO, FOOT ON THE ROPES BY SUBMARINE! Planchard glaring at TTL, but I don't think he put the foot on the ropes! Planchard now has Submarine in the center of the ring, and he's locking in an ABDOMINAL STRETCH! SB: That's typical <> Cutter wrestling there....they just bust you down, piece by piece, until you can't go on anymore! BB: Very true! Submarine trying to get the leg of Planchard, and he HIP-TOSSES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Planchard charges Submarine....AND HE CONNECTS WITH A POWERSLAM! ONE, TWO, PLANCHARD OUT! Submarine reaching for the corner, and NO! Planchard takes him down to the canvas with a drop-toehold! SB: Whoa....that was close! BB: You're not kidding! Planchard keeps the hold locked, and now, Enderson in the ring, DROPS AN ELBOW down on the head of Submarine! That, of course, brings Battleship into the ring, and gives the <> Cutters a chance to double-team! Planchard holds Battleship, Enderson off the ropes, and LEVELS BATTLESHIP WITH A CLOTHESLINE! WHAT A MOVE! Planchard back to his corner, and tags Enderson into the match! Enderson off the ropes.....AND DROPS AN ELBOW! Submarine has been in the ring for this WHOLE MATCH, and he's HURT! BB: Enderson pulling Submarine into the center of the ring .....DDT....NO! Submarine won't go! Submarine counters with a SUPLEX...YES! Both men are down, and can Submarine make the tag? YES! HERE COMES BATTLESHIP! Enderson charges Battleship....BIG MISTAKE, HE GOES DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS! Now, Planchard's in the ring, and Battleship makes the catch....BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! SB: If this keeps up, we're gonna have new champs! BB: Without a doubt! Tully Planchard is laid out in the center of the ring, and Ern Enderson is DOWN, BEGGING FOR MERCY! He isn't going to get any from Battleship, that's for sure! Battleship pulls Enderson to his feet, sends him into the corner.....AVALANCHE....NO! ENDERSON MOVED! Enderson leaps onto the back of Battleship, and he's trying to hook in a SLEEPER! SB: That ain't gonna work! BB: Battleship backing into the corner....AND HE SQUASHES ENDERSON! Enderson plops down to the canvas, and this match is OVER! A cover by Battleship, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Somehow, Enderson got his foot on the ropes! WAIT A SECOND, DIAMOND'S ON THE APRON! Worthington's arguing him.......... AND BATTLESHIP ACCIDENTLY HIT HIM ON THE WAY OFF THE ROPES! Worthington is DOWN, and he's CALLING A DQ! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! Battleship DROPS A SPLASH ON ENDERSON! He would have gotten the three count, and the Armed Forces WOULD have been the NEW EN WORLD TAG CHAMPIONS! SB: The Armed Forces aren't happy! Look at TTL! BB: TTL is SHOVING Ben Worthington, and Submarine and Battleship are BESIDES themselves! Nothing's going to change his decision, and the <> Cutters get a win via DQ and KEEP the belts, because of the interference on the part of Maxwell Diamond! Diamond's got the <> Cutters out of the ring, and they are not in good shape! SB: Well, Battleship DESTROYED both of them! I mean, I like both of these teams, but the Armed Forces got RIPPED off! BB: I tend to agree with you on that one, but the <> Cutters survive the match with the titles, and the CS Express HAS to be happy about that! SB: Yeah, I'm sure they don't want to run into Battleship again.... BB: NOW, it's time THREE HUGE MATCHES! We get it all started with a SIX-MAN TAG MATCH! But, this isn't ANY SIX MAN TAG MATCH! The DREAM TEAM and Shawn Matthews will take on the HORSEMEN in a ROOFED CAGE, that stipulation just being added tonight! Here's the rules....if Mike Flair gets pinned by either Matthews, Taylor, or Michaels, they become the Presidential Champion! If Taylor or Michaels are pinned by either Mike Chain or Jack Samson, Chain and Samson become the NEW UNIFIED World Tag Team Champions! Scotty Michaels' USN Championship is NOT on the line in this match! SB: Without a doubt, we're gonna have NEW Tag Team Champions tonight! Michaels HAS to be worn out after that incredibly tough match against Karelin, and they're going to take it to him! BB: Let's head down to ringside.... ============================================================ SIX-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH SCOTTY MICHAELS, LEX TAYLOR and SHAWN MATTHEWS vs. MIKE FLAIR, MIKE CHAIN and JACK SAMSON ============================================================ BB: We're ready to go here, and Lex Taylor is going to start out for the dream-team....Chain and Samson telling Flair that they want in, and it looks like Mike Chain's going to start out for the Horsemen! Taylor and Chain lock up, and neither man can budge the other! Finally, Chain with a thumb to the eyes, and he sends Taylor off the ropes, CLOTHESLINE, NO! Taylor ducks under, comes back off the ropes with a FLYING BODYPRESS, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT RIGHT THERE! SB: You know, I wonder if Mike Flair's going to even tag in. Why would he want to risk his title? BB: That's a very good question, Sammy! Chain made it to his feet first, and sends Lex Taylor down to the canvas! Chain sends Taylor in for the ride....BIG POWERSLAM! A cover, ONE, TWO, KICKOUT BY LEX! Chain SLAMS Taylor headfirst into the cage, and he makes the tag to Jack Samson! Samson NAILS Taylor with a big right hand, and Taylor slumps against the cage! Samson backing up....CHARGES TAYLOR....CLOTHESLINE, NO! TAYLOR MOVES AND SAMSON CARRIES INTO THE CAGE! SB: Now, there was a real brainy move on the part of Samson! BB: TAYLOR WITH A ROLL-UP FROM BEHIND, ONE, TWO, THREE...NO! Samson out! Taylor seems to have gained some momentum, and LEVELS Samson with a CLOTHESLINE! Taylor picks up Samson, and HITS A BACKBREAKER! Samson down on the canvas, and Taylor makes the tag to Shawn Matthews! SB: There's a smart move, I've got to give them credit! They don't have ANYTHING to lose if Matthews is in the ring! BB: Samson staggering back to his feet, BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK BY MATTHEWS, it sends Samson INTO the cage! Samson charges back off the cage, only to be HIPTOSSED to the canvas! Matthews with a cover, ONE....NO WAY! Samson out with AUTHORITY! Matthews bounces off the ropes.....FLYING BODYPRESS....NO! SAMSON CATCHES HIM, AND HITS THE SUMMERSLAM! He goes for a cover, but Chain's in the ring, telling him not to go for it! SB: Good thinking! If Samson had pinned Matthews, NOTHING would have come out of this match! BB: Samson picks up Matthews and HEAVES him into the corner of the Dream Team, he wants Scotty Michaels! Michaels tags himself in, and Samson DECKS him with a CLOTHESLINE on the way in! Samson picks up Michaels HIGH above his head, AND HEAVES HIM INTO THE CAGE! I don't believe it! Michaels could be OUT after that one! Samson with a cover, ONE, TWO, NEW TAG CHAMPS....NO! Michaels gets his foot on the ropes! Samson holding Michaels, and he tags in Mike Flair! Flair WORKING Michaels over with big chops to the chest, and Michaels caves to the canvas! SB: There's no logic in Flair being in the ring, though! He can't win the titles for Samson and Chain! BB: That's right, the rules of this are mighty confusing when you're getting the brains beaten out of you in the ring! Flair picks up Michaels....HITS A SNAP SUPLEX! He's not going for a cover, so you know he's only in there to do some damage! Flair WHIPS Michaels into the corner, CHARGES IN WITH A KNEE.....NO! Michaels moves, and Flair gets a taste of the cage! Michaels going up top.....SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON FLAIR, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! SB: Scotty Michaels almost won himself a THIRD TITLE! BB: That would have been something, for sure! Michaels now TAKING IT TO FLAIR, SLAMMING HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE CAGE REPEATEDLY! Michaels sets up Flair, GUTWRENCH SUPLEX........ INTO A POWERBOMB! He points to Taylor, and tags him into the match....Taylor drops down, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Flair gets the shoulder up! We ALMOST had a new Presidential Champion in Lex Taylor! Taylor sets up Flair for a PILEDRIVER....NO! Flair with a BACK-BODYDROP.....AND WHOA MY, TAYLOR CARRIES INTO THE CAGE! SB: I think that busted Taylor open.....he's holding his head....now's the chance for Flair to get himself out of the ring! BB: Flair doing just that, TAGGING JACK SAMSON BACK INTO THE MATCH! Samson ALL over Taylor, rubbing his head against the cage, and you're right....Taylor's busted open straight across his forehead, blood is all over the mat! Samson puts Taylor down across the middle rope....BOUNDS OFF THE ROPES, and comes CRASHING DOWN ON TOP OF TAYLOR! You could rupture someone's larynx using a move like that! SB: Oh, like anyone would be upset if Lex Taylor couldn't talk anymore! BB: Sammy! Samson picks up Taylor, and drops him with a CRUSHING SIDE SUPLEX! A cover by Jack Samson, ONE, TWO, THREE COUNT....NO! Taylor manages to get the arm up in a nick of time! Fans, we've got to take a break! BB: Lex Taylor STILL getting pummeled by Jack Samson! Samson grabs Taylor by his hair....AND RUNS HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE CAGE! That might have knocked him out! Samson makes the tag to Mike Chain, and we could be seeing the beginning of the end for the DREAM TEAM! Chain's going up top, waiting for Taylor to stagger back to his feet....FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Taylor with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! TAYLOR KICKED OUT! SB: Why didn't Michaels just come in and bust up the three count? BB: I guess he has confidence in Taylor! Chain looking to end this one, though, and Lex Taylor is FAR from being in good shape at this point, he's lost a TON of blood! Chain sends Taylor off the ropes....HE HITS THE LETHAL INJECTION! We're going to have NEW Unified World Tag Team Champions! Chain with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! MATTHEWS CAME OFF THE TOP WITH AN ELBOW ON CHAIN! Both Chain and Taylor are DOWN! SB: I don't think either of them are about to get up, either! That elbow landed right down on the back of Chain's head! BB: Taylor struggling to make it to the corner, AND HE TAGS IN SHAWN MATTHEWS! Matthews going up top again....JUMP SPLASH DOWN ON CHAIN....IT CONNECTS! Matthews with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Samson shoves Matthews off.....LOOK OUT! MICHAELS IN THE RING, and he LEAPS at Samson! Now, Mike Flair's in the ring, and he just CLOTHESLINED Scotty Michaels from behind! SB: Wait a second....I see.....HOOTERS! BB: Why in the WORLD is Teri Melton coming down to ringside for THIS match? SB: Who cares.....HOOTERS! BB: Sammy, you said that already. All hell has broken loose inside of the cage, and Michaels and Matthews are at a distinct disadvantage, as all three Horsemen are pounding them senseless! Samson and Chain send Michaels off the ropes, DOUBLE BOOT TO THE FACE! Matthews is CLIPPED out by Mike Flair....Ben Worthington trying to get gain control over this match, and Lex Taylor JUST CLOTHESLINED HIM DOWN FROM BEHIND! Taylor's blinded from the blood in his eyes, and he can't see! SB: Sure he is.....everyone's always wanted to take a shot at Worthington, and Taylor's living his dream! BB: Wait a second....Teri Melton motioning to Lex Taylor, SHE JUST THREW HIM BRASS KNUCKLES! WHAT THE HELL? Taylor's trying to pick them up, but Flair STOMPS on the hand of Taylor, and takes the knuckles HIMSELF....FLAIR DECKS TAYLOR! Matthews over, and he's down too! Teri walking back to the lockers, I don't even know if she saw what just transpired! SB: I don't even know what that was all about! BB: Neither do I! Worthington making it back to his feet, and Taylor and Matthews are being mauled by Samson and Flair! LOOK OUT! CHAIN SMALL-PACKAGES MICHAELS, ONE, TWO, THREE! Worthington says that the match is OVER! BUT MICHAELS ISN'T THE LEGAL MAN......MATTHEWS IS! SB: TOO BAD! Maybe Taylor should have thought about that, before clotheslining Worthington! BB: In all of the chaos and confusion, Mike Chain has scored a PINFALL on Scotty Michaels! Michaels wasn't the legal man, but Worthington is stunned from an earilier blow, and he doesn't know! HE'S AWARDING THE BELTS TO SAMSON AND CHAIN, they're the NEW Unified World Tag Team Champions! I don't believe it....WHAT A CROCK! SB: Stop whining, Buckley....if your little 'hero', Lex Taylor hadn't caused all of this, Worthington would have noticed that Michaels wasn't the legal man.....but hey, WHAT HE CAN'T SEE....HE CAN'T STOP! (Laughs) BB: Taylor, Michaels and Matthews going back to the lockerooms very dejected, and look at Chain and Samson celebrate in the ring.....that means that all three of the Horsemen now have themselves a Championship Belt! BB: We're back, and as you can see, the cage is still up, it's time to BEGIN our TRIPLE MAIN EVENT! Later on, HORNET will defend the Unified World Championship against Jim Williams and Mike Randalls will defend the EN World Championship in a TRIANGLE MATCH against GUNS and Mark Windham, but now, we're going to see the culimination of a feud that has EXPLODED in the last few months! Now, throughout the Summer, there was a mysterious masked man that seemed to follow Steven Flair wherever he went......... this man was revealed to be Joey Melton, as Ray S. Cornette had RETURNED to the CSWA, apparently reclaiming the Corporation away from Teri Melton and Flair at the same time..... SB: Yeah, but we found out that wasn't exactly the truth. (Laughs...) BB: That's right, Sammy, these same two men faced off in the MAIN EVENT of SuperStition '95, and during that steel cage match, it appeared that Joey Melton would get the victory over his former protege and would win the UNIFIED World Championship.....but, at that time, Ray S. Cornette showed his true colors, "turning" on Melton when it appeared he had the match won.....with a little help from Teri, Steven got a CHEAP pinfall and retained his Unified World Championship before finally losing to HORNET at a SPT in the middle of November. SB: Why did you have to bring THAT up? BB: To annoy you, that's why.....at the Thanksgiving Weekend Spectacular, the feud esculated a step further, as Steven Flair faced off against "Mr. Magnificent" Tom Adler, the two men battling for the THEN AAWC Universial/EN World Championship, as well as a crack at HORNET in the main event....as Flair seemed to have a win in his grasp, Joey Melton came in and savate-kicked Flair into an Adler roll-up, costing Flair his chance to get the Unified World Championship back! SB: What an ingrate.... BB: A re-match between the two was signed for the Chicago Showtime, and Melton won that match via pinfall.....after the match, the Corporation attacked, and if not for Alexandr Karelin's vendetta against Flair, Melton may have been permanently injured....to retaliate, during the SPT in Decatcur on Christmas Eve, Melton put Karelin's foot on the ropes as it appeared Steven Flair had won a cage match between the two after using brass knuckles. As we know, Karelin went on to win the match, and afterwards, Flair challenged Melton to the match that we're going to see tonight....a STEEL CAGE SUBMISSION MATCH! It's the STF of Steven Flair against the Figure-Four of Joey Melton, and this is just going to be something special..... SB: Let's not forget one thing, though..... BB: That's right, Sammy....the loser of this match MUST LEAVE THE CSWA for a time of 60 DAYS! We won't be seeing the loser of this match in a CSWA ring again until the end of March, folks.....with all of that said, it's time to head down to ringside for this match...... ============================================================ STEEL CAGE SUBMISSION MATCH, LOSER LEAVES FOR SIXTY DAYS "Arrogance" JOEY MELTON vs. "Stylin'" STEVEN FLAIR ============================================================ BB: There's the bell, and this classic battle of teacher versus student is underway....keep in mind, because this is a roofed cage match, Teri Melton can't get involved, and that might change the flow of this match.....Flair jawing with Melton, and he SLAPS Joey in the face....BIG MISTAKE! Melton comes back with a roundhouse right, and sends Flair down to the canvas! Melton sends Flair off the ropes, BIG BACK-BODYDROP! Flair backs into the corner, and he's begging for mercy from Melton, but Melton isn't going to fall for that one! Flair pulls himself back up, and MELTON CHARGES INTO THE CORNER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Melton grabs Flair by the hair and FLIPS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER! This match has been ALL MELTON THUS FAR! We'll be right back on U-62! BB: Melton grabs Flair by the head, SENDS HIM INTO THE CAGE....NO! Flair blocks! Flair sends Melton into the cage WITH AUTHORITY! Melton back to his feet, but he's staggered....AND STEVEN FLAIR CLIPS OUT HIS KNEE FROM BEHIND! SB: WHAT A SMART MOVE! This match is OVER! BB: Calm down, Sammy! Melton's holding his knee, and Flair stretches out the leg of Melton....off the ropes, DRIVES DOWN A KNEE! Remember, you can't earn a pinfall in this match, the only way to win is a submission! Flair holds Melton's knee up....AND SNAPS IT BACK! Flair now dragging Melton into the corner, and early on, Joey has already gotten himself into trouble! Look at this, Flair literally TYING the left leg of Melton around the ring ropes! SB: Hey, there's no rule in this one that says he CAN'T! BB: That's right, there's NO RULES in this match whatsoever! Flair finally unties Melton, and sets him up in the center of the ring with a SPINNING TOE-HOLD! There's no way that Melton will give it up this early on, but Flair's just trying to wear him down! Melton reaching for Flair, he grabs him by the hair, and NAILS him with a right hand, breaking the hold! Flair staggers back to the corner, and Melton's pulling himself to his feet! SB: But look at Melton! He's hobbling, and we're only five minutes into this match! BB: That's true, Sammy. Flair up to his feet, and he rushes Melton, but Joey just side-steps him, and SENDS HIM INTO THE CORNER FULL THROTTLE! Flair carried up over the buckle, I think he hit the ringpost and the cage! Melton sneaks in behind of Flair, and DROPS him with a BACK SUPLEX! Melton now rolling Flair over, and locks in a BOSTON CRAB! Melton may be looking for the submission here! SB: He also might think that Flair's out.....he may hope that Worthington drops the arm of Flair as well.... BB: That's just what Ben's doing! He might have knocked himself out when he carried into the cage in the corner! Worthington drops the arm ONCE......it DROPS TWICE.....THREE TIMES....NO! Flair gets it up, and Melton breaks the hold! Flair still down on the canvas, and he's obviously stunned from that blow! Melton off the ropes.....DROPS A KNEE TO THE BACK OF FLAIR....AND ANOTHER.....AND A THIRD! Melton looking to expose OTHER weakenesses to open up Steven Flair for another submission hold! SB: Yeah, because he knows that he'll never get Flair to give up from the Figure Four! BB: That's not the case, Sammy. Melton lifts up Flair, sets him up....SIDE BACKBREAKER! Melton now on top of Flair, and he locks in a reverse chinlock! Worthington asking Flair if he wants to give the match up, but I can't see him submitting to his hold.....Flair reaching for the ropes, and he grabs them, Joey Melton has to break the hold. Melton back on top of Flair, measuring him....and OH NO! SB: FLAIR KICKED HIM LOW! I LOVE IT! BB: Melton is doubled over from that cheap shot at the hands of Flair, and now, Flair grabs him by the tights, RUNNING MELTON INTO THE CAGE! Melton staggers back and plops down to the canvas....this is going to give Steven Flair a chance to recoup and get back into the match! Flair back up, leaning against the ropes, and he's already sucking for air....Melton fighting back to his feet, and Flair grabs him, REVERSE NECKBREAKER! SB: That might have finished Melton off! Steven's GOT to lock him into some sort of hold here! BB: Flair locks Melton into an ARMBAR just to get the arm drop from Worthington....DROPS ONCE, DROPS TWICE...NO! Melton gets the arm up before the second drop, and Flair isn't happy in the least....he's stomping on the head of Melton while Joey's sister looks on from ringside, loving every minute of this beating! Flair's putting Melton up top, and he's following him up.....WE'RE GONNA SEE A SUPERPLEX....NO! Melton blocks! Joey backs up and NAILS Flair's head against the cage! We've got to take a break! BB: As a result of that, Flair just tumbled down off the second rope down to the canvas! Melton moves up to the top, and he's waiting for Flair to regain his senses! Flair back up....MELTON WITH A CROSS BODYBLOCK OFF THE TOP! SB: What's the use of that? He can't get a pinfall in this match! BB: Melton realizes this, and pulls Flair to his feet, he's still favoring his right leg after Flair injured the left leg early on.....Melton lifts up Flair....he's gonna run Flair KNEE-FIRST into the CAGE.....CAN HE....YES! AND AGAIN! Melton is returning the favor to Flair and giving him back more in return! Flair down, and he's SCREAMING in pain! Joey really did some serious damage there, you can tell! Melton stretching out the leg of Flair.....and he's going up to the second rope! SB: OH NO! Do something, Steven.....he's gonna snap your leg in two! BB: MELTON....KNEEDROP DOWN ONTO FLAIR....AND FLAIR PUTS UP THE BOOT! That was his left foot....AND WAS A BIG MISTAKE, BECAUSE HE JUST JAMMED HIS HURT KNEE! Melton is down and out on the canvas, and Flair is rolling on the pain in extreme pain....Ben Worthington doesn't have the right to stop this match unless there's a submission or three arm-drops, and neither of these men look like they're going to be able to get up! Flair trying, but he just fell over, he's REALLY hurt! Melton, on the other hand, was probably knocked out cold by that Flair boot to the chin. SB: Without a doubt....Melton isn't showing ANY signs of life! BB: Finally, Flair's up, and he's moving VERY gingerly as he approaches Melton! Flair goes to lift up Melton for a SIDE SUPLEX, and he CONNECTS, but you've got to wonder if that was really a great idea with his injuries! Flair setting up Melton....HE LOCKS HIM IN A SURFBOARD! THIS IS A PAINFUL MANUEVER, and it's not particularly easy to get out of! Worthington checks the arm of Melton....DROPS ONCE, DROPS TWICE....BUT NOT THREE TIMES! Flair doesn't break the hold, though.....he's trying for a submission, can he get it? NO, screams Melton.....he's not about to give this match up! SB: Of course not.....there's CAREERS on the line here! What are EITHER of these guys going to do besides wrestle? BB: Good question.....Flair finally breaks the hold, and Melton is REALLY in a bad situation here! Flair sends him off the ropes, drops to the canvas, and Melton STOPS HIMSELF! Joey Melton manages to stop himself before he carries into the cage, and Flair doesn't know it! Melton waiting for Flair to get back to his feet..... SB: TURN AROUND....TURN AROUND! BB: He takes your advice....AND MELTON HITS A DDT! Melton just may have taken Flair out! He's kicking away at the knee of Steven Flair, and he's dragging him into the center of the ring! I THINK WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE FIGURE-FOUR! IT'S ALL GOING TO BE OVER FOR STEVEN FLAIR! Flair barely concious....is he going to give it up.....NO, signals Worthington, but it isn't going to make a difference, as Flair is just fading away here! Worthington checks the arm....DROPS ONCE.....DROPS TWICE..... SB: NO....GOD NO! BB: THREE TIMES....FLAIR GOT THE ARM UP, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, AND NEITHER DOES MELTON! Melton isn't about to break the figure-four, though, and I don't see how Flair can stay in this hold for very long without giving up! Worthington again asking Flair, and Flair spits in his face.....I guess that his own little way of saying no! Flair rocking back and forth.....AND HE REVERSES THE FIGURE-FOUR! NOW, MELTON IS FEELING THE EFFECTS.....but he quickly breaks and kicks Flair in the head! We've been going for over twenty minutes here, and neither of these men show signs of stoping! SB: But, Joey went for his finisher, and didn't put the match away....Flair's still got the STF up his sleeve! BB: Very true....fans, we'll be right back, don't go away! BB: We're back, and Joey Melton is still stomping away at the injured leg of Steven Flair! Melton's putting Flair up top, and it looks like he's gonna go for a BACK SUPERPLEX, YES.....NO! MELTON'S KNEE GAVE OUT, and Flair's on top! SB: Damn, if this was a pinfall match, Flair would have gotten the win! BB: It isn't, though, so LIVE WITH IT! Both Flair and Melton are down again, and Melton really seems to have aggrivated that injury further right here.....Flair pulling himself up, and both of these men are running on fumes right about now! Melton struggling to get up, and he's totally impervious to the fact that Flair's out.....AND OH NO! SB: YES! Flair clipped out his OTHER knee! Now Melton's not going to get up! BB: That was a great move on the part of Flair, as he's now grounded Melton! Flair trying to pull Melton into the center of the ring....AND HE LOCKS IN THE FIGURE-FOUR! HE'S TRYING TO PUT MELTON OUT WITH HIS OWN HOLD! Melton's not giving this one up, though! SB: Like you said before, it's only a matter of time before Melton wears out....it cuts both ways, Buckley! BB: True enough, and it does appear that Melton's fading away, but HE GRABS THE ROPES! Flair slams his fist down in fustration, I think he really thought he had the match put away right there! Flair picks up Melton....WHOA MY, FACE-FIRST SUPLEX! He just BROKE Melton's nose for sure! SB: If he broke his nose, Melton could go out from loss of blood! BB: Melton is bleeding from the nose, and that move had it's desired effect! You can debate his tatics, but Steven Flair is a MASTER technical wrestler! Flair slaps his hands together as if to say "It's over", and he's dragging Melton into the center of the ring.....OH NO, THE STF..... SB: OH YES! Say goodbye, JOEY! BB: Can he hook the leg of Melton....YES! FLAIR HAS THE STF FULLY LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! There's NO hope for Melton in this situation, I can't see how there's ANY way out for him! SB: THERE ISN'T! Give it up, you no-good INGRATE! BB: Geez, I wonder who you're pulling for in this one, Sammy! Melton not giving this one up thus far, but he's taking an INCREDIBLE amount of abuse.....he seems to be fading away, and if he goes out, he could have permanent knee damage done! Worthington asking him if he wants to give it up, and there's no response from Joey Melton! SB: YES....HE'S OUT COLD! Check the arm! BB: That's just what Ben Worthington is doing! He's dropping the arm....ONCE.....TWICE.....THREE TIMES.....YES.. ...NO! I DON'T KNOW HOW, but Melton got the arm up a MILLISECOND before it slapped against the canvas! We're approaching the THIRTY MINUTE mark, and this has just been one hell of a match! Flair still has Melton locked into the STF, and look at this, the CROWD is actually CHEERING MELTON ON! SB: Who cares? What the hell do they know....they're just a bunch of pork-rind eating imbeciles! BB: Melton seems to be DRAWING off the crowd, and Flair can't believe it! Melton is FIGHTING towards the ropes, he's reaching....HE'S GOT THE ROPES! JOEY MELTON HAS ESCAPED tHE STF OF STEVEN FLAIR! Flair isn't breaking the hold, and Ben Worthington is ACTUALLY PULLING HIM OFF! Flair SHOVES Worthington down to the canvas, now, that's REALLY CLASSLESS on the part of Flair! SB: Oh, what is he gonna do? DQ HIM? (Laughs) BB: No, but Steven Flair could be fined and suspended if he wins this match! Melton is REALLY HURT....I mean hurt to the point where I don't think it's possible for him to continue in this match! Flair's stomping away at BOTH knees of Melton, and he seems near victory! He's going up top, and he's taking Melton with him! SB: OH MY GOD....he's gonna try a KNEEBREAKER OFF THE TOP! BB: Flair's lost his mind.....there's NO way he can do this! BB: Flair going for this move....both of these men are KILLING each other so they can survive! Melton with a KICK to the head of Flair! Flair's staggering off the top, and look at this! MELTON GRABS THE CAGE! He doesn't go down with Flair! Melton's grabbing the LEFT LEG of FLAIR....I DON'T BELIEVE IT....THERE'S NO WAY..... SB: NO!!! PLEASE, LORD NO! BB: Melton is using the TAG ROPE to TIE Flair's arms together....and now he's got Flair's leg....HE'S LOCKING IN THE FIGURE FOUR! MELTON IS ON THE TOP ROPE, and he's got Flair HANGING DOWN, WHILE IN THE FIGURE-FOUR! I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS! Flair is HORRIFIED, screaming out in pain, and he CAN'T grab the ropes without arms! SB: This is NOT fair! BB: I thought you said there were NO RULES? SB: SHUT UP.....JUST SHUT UP! BB: Flair trying to hang on....HE CAN'T!!! FLAIR GAVE UP! STEVEN FLAIR GAVE UP, and JOEY MELTON HAS WON THIS INCREDIBLE MATCH, I DO NOT BELIEVE IT! Flair is GONE from the CSWA for SIXTY DAYS, and Melton is about as happy as I've seen him in a long time....he's FINALLY shut Steven Flair up! Flair down on the canvas, and he can't believe it.....he's got his head buried in his hands.....he cannot believe that the man he called a "Dinosaur" has just made him SUBMIT and has RUN him OUT of the CSWA! SB: What on EARTH is Teri doing? BB: She's walking away from ringside! She's DISGUSTED, she said she's had ENOUGH of Flair! I don't believe it, Teri Melton is abandoning Steven Flair! Meanwhile, in the ring, Joey picks Flair up, and SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE, REPAYING FLAIR'S EARLIER FAVOR! Melton limps from the cage with his arms raised HIGH in the air, and the crowd is actually SALUTING JOEY MELTON....I've offically seen everything...... what an INCREDIBLE MATCH, that ran nearly THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES before Steven Flair FINALLY gave up! Sammy, why so quiet? SB: SHUT UP, BUCKLEY! This just isn't fair......IT JUST ISN'T FAIR! BB: This match, without a doubt, is one for the ages, but we aren't NEAR DONE tonight in Atlanta....coming up next, a HUGE TRIANGLE match for the EN World Championship, as "Devastating" MIKE RANDALLS makes his FIRST defense after winning the X-Mas Ironman, squaring off against "The Strongest Arms in the World" GUNS and the "Living Pyscho" himself, Mark Stonewall Jackson Windham.....these three guys just do NOT like each other, and it's going to be an all-out war....first, though.....let me explain how this match will work! GUNS and Windham are going to start the match off, and Randalls will make his way down to the ring FIFTEEN MINUTES INTO THE MATCH, giving him the decided advantage, obviously.....there are NO DQ's....NO CO'S in this match, and should either GUNS or Mark Windham get a pinfall or a submission on each other BEFORE the fifteen minutes are up, Randalls will IMMEDIATELY make his way down to ringside! We've got to take a short break as well try to get the distraught Steven Flair out of the ring and get the cage up, but we'll be right back with this great match, and the coming UNIFIED World Championship Match, as HORNET squares off against the man that believes that Hornet is the Anti-Christ....Jim Williams.....now, it's time for our sponsors..... ============================================================ EN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TRIANGLE MATCH "Devastating" MIKE RANDALLS vs. "The Strongest Arms in the World" GUNS vs. "Living Pyscho" MARK WINDHAM ============================================================ BB: Remember, Randalls, as the CHAMPION, does not come down to the ring until FIFTEEN MINUTES IN! Sammy, are you done sulking yet about Flair? SB: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! BB: O--kay....GUNS and Windham are down at ringside, and they're ready to go....remember, NO RULES, just PINFALLS and SUBMISSIONS in this one! GUNS and Mark lock up, GUNS sends Mark down to the canvas with authority! Mark back up to his feet, and GUNS NAILS him with a BIG RIGHT HAND! Mark staggers back against the ropes, GUNS sends him off the ropes, BIG POWERSLAM, NO! Mark gets over the shoulder, Windham back off the ropes....HE HIT THE LARIET! That could be it for GUNS already! A cover by Mark, ONE, TWO, THREE.... NO! GUNS JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP! Mark grabs GUNS by the hair, and throws him to the outside! SB: Here we go again....we're gonna get ourselves another cripple tonight! BB: Well, I guess Sammy's finally over the last match. Windham grabs GUNS, and SENDS him into the ring apron! GUNS staggers back away, and Mark WHIPS him into the ring railings with AUTHORITY! Mark Windham really bringing the fight to GUNS! GUNS against the ring railings....MARK CHARGES, AND GUNS BACK-BODYDROPS HIM INTO THE CROWD! INCREDIBLE! Mark slammed against the concrete hard, and now, GUNS is literally PULLING him back to the ringside area..... SB: That was a big mistake by Mark....I think he knocked himself out! BB: He just might have! GUNS picks up Mark on the outside, PRESSES HIM.....and THROWS HIM BACK INTO THE RING, WHOA MY! GUNS through the ropes back to the ring, off the ropes, DROPS a BIG ELBOW DOWN ON MARK WINDHAM! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! MARK KICKS OUT! Mike Randalls has to be loving this back in the lockeroom area.... SB: You ain't kidding! These two guys are gonna kick the crap out of each other for fifteen minutes, and he's gonna get whatever's left! BB: GUNS lifts up Mark....and DROPS HIM WITH A BIG VERTICAL SUPLEX! GUNS climbing up top, and that's not normally a place we see him head.....he's taking too long, and Mark Windham is already back to his feet....PUNCH TO THE GUT, and he's going up top as well....we're going to see a SUPERPLEX, YES, IT CONNECTS! Mark rolls on top of GUNS, hooks the leg, ONE, TWO, POWERFUL KICKOUT BY THE BIG MAN! SB: Well, Mark should know better....you have to do more than that to put GUNS away! BB: GUNS back to his feet, leaning against the ropes....and MARK JUST LOCKED IN THE CLAW! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! Mark's got the Windham CLAWHOLD SINCHED on GUNS! GUNS is in the center of the ring, and he's helpless....he's already been brought down to his knees, and he's fading quickly! SB: YES! Mark's gonna put him away and win the title! I can feel it! BB: GUNS down to the canvas, but he isn't giving it up! Ben Worthington checks the arm....DROPS ONCE.....DROPS TWICE, THREE TIMES....NO! GUNS gets the arm up! Now, GUNS building strength as the crowd cheers him on, and he's fighting up to his feet! He NAILS Mark with a shot to the chest, heads off the ropes....AND MARK WINDHAM NAILS HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! SB: Look where all of THAT got him! BB: Mark waiting for GUNS to make it back to his feet, and he could be looking to end it all.....HE GOES FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX....YES! That's GOT TO BE IT.....ONE, TWO, THREE...... NO! GUNS POWERED OUT OF THE BRIDGE! I can't believe it, and neither can Mark Windham....he's INCENSED, and he's berating Ben Worthington....he thought he had GUNS pinned! BB: We're about five minutes away from the arrival of Mike Randalls, and Mark Windham is making a BIG mistake letting GUNS get back to his feet! Mark jawing with Worthington, and FINALLY, he turns to see GUNS LEVEL HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Mark back up....MARK BACK DOWN AFTER ANOTHER! GUNS lifts up Mark....BIG LEAPING BACK SUPLEX! A cover by GUNS, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Mark Windham somehow got out the back door on that one! SB: If Worthington knew how to count to three, this all would be academic! BB: GUNS taking control of this match, and everyone in the Omni can feel it! He WHIPS Windham into the corner WITH AUTHORITY....AND FOLLOWS IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Now he sends Windham into the OPPOSITE....CHARGES IN WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE....NOT THIS TIME! Mark puts up the boot, and he staggers GUNS.....Mark charges out of the corner....IMPLANT DDT....NO! GUNS GRABS THE ROPES and Mark tumbles down to the canvas! SB: DAMN! SO CLOSE! BB: But, not close enough! We're getting VERY close to the arrival of the EN World Champion, and GUNS is getting very close to putting away Mark Windham! Windham staggers back to his feet, GUNS sends him off the ropes....BIG FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK! GUNS with the cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! NO! Mark just got out by a FRACTION of a second! GUNS thought he got the pinfall, and he's up with his hand raised in victory! SB: What a big dummy.... BB: Worthington puts the arm down, and Mark has made it back to his feet....MARK WITH A KNEE TO THE BACK, and GUNS GOES THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE, he landed down there with a sickening thud! Mark not following GUNS to the outside, he's resting up, and I think I know why.......we've got a minute left before Randalls makes his way down to ringside, and he's going to be facing two VERY tired competitors! SB: I'm gonna have to go with Randalls....there's no way that Mark and GUNS can beat him unless they team up, and that's just never gonna happen! BB: You ain't kidding....THERE GOES THE HORN, and HERE COMES RANDALLS! Randalls waisting NO TIME, he's charging down to the ring with the EN World Championship in tow! He drops the belt down, and rolls into the ring, MARK'S ALL OVER HIM! Mark STOMPING Randalls in the head, he pulls Randalls up to his feet....AND HITS AN IMPLANT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! Randalls might be done already! Windham drops down for a cover....ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! I don't know how Randalls ever managed to kick out of that one! SB: They're forgetting about GUNS, though! He's back to his feet! BB: That's right, Sammy, Mark Windham and Mike Randalls are brawling in the center of the ring, and they've forgotten all about GUNS, who's on the outside....GUNS in the ring, and he taps Mark on the shoulder....HE SMALL PACKAGES MARK WINDHAM! ONE, TWO, THREE!!! GUNS PINNED MARK! It's down to Randalls and GUNS for the EN Championship! Interesting to note that Randalls didn't break up the pinfall there! SB: Why would he? He hates Mark as much as GUNS does, I'd bet! BB: GUNS back to his feet, and Randalls charges....GUNS MAKES THE CATCH....AND HITS A STUN GUN! It might be ALL OVER! A cover on Randalls....ONE, TWO, THREE...NO! RANDALLS JUST GETS THE ARM UP! Sammy, what on EARTH is GUNS doing? SB: He's going up top.....I think he's going to try and finish Randalls off for good! BB: GUNS going up top....he's going for a BIONIC KNEEDROP, NO! RANDALLS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, and it's a VERY good thing that he did! GUNS back to his feet, though, because well, a bionic bodypart doesn't have nerves! SB: Good point...I never thought of it that way before! BB: Randalls pointing that he "used his head", but he turns around....AND GUNS NAILS WITH WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES HIM OVER THE TOP AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! WHOA MY! BB: GUNS to the apron....AXHANDLE down on Randalls on the floor! He grabs Randalls by the hair....and sends him HEAD-FIRST INTO THE STEEL! Randalls is BUSTED OPEN! And we all know what that means.... SB: As soon as he sees that blood, GUNS is TOAST.... BB: You ain't kidding....Randalls sees the blood, and CHARGES GUNS! He sends him back against the ring railings, and down to the cement....he's peppering GUNS with right and left hands, banging GUNS' head into the concrete....AND I DON'T BELIEVE IT! GUNS DOESN'T FEEL A THING! Get a look at Randalls' face, he can't believe it! GUNS leaps to his feet, and he's actually BACKING UP RANDALLS! I don't think I've ever seen this before! SB: Mikey's run into someone that MEANS BUSINESS! BB: GUNS grabs Randalls by the head....SUPLEX OUT ON THE FLOOR! This is just incredible, he's disposing of the EN World Champion! GUNS rolls Randalls into the ring, sends him off the ropes....BIG POWERSLAM! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE.... NO! Worthington says that Randalls kicked out, and GUNS can't believe it! He stays on Randalls, and he's REALLY punishing the "King of Darkness"! SB: I haven't seen someone take it to Randalls like this in a LONG time! BB: GUNS has Randalls by the hair, RAMS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN!!! Randalls staggers back and plops down to the canvas! GUNS has a smile on his face, he's loving every minute of this! He pulls Randalls to his feet, PRESSES HIM HIGH ABOVE....and SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! A cover by GUNS, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! RANDALLS GETS THE FOOT ON THE ROPES! What a match! SB: Tonight's been full of great action! BB: GUNS whips Randalls into the corner, CHARGES IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE....and RANDALLS MOVES! Randalls with a schoolboy from behind, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! GUNS roars back to his feet with a CLOTHESLINE, but Randalls side-steps him! Randalls with a kick to the gut, and FOLLOWS UP WITH A PILEDRIVER! That'll slow down the momentum of GUNS for sure! SB: Really....how'd you figure THAT out? BB: Randalls goes for a cover, HE'S GOT THE TIGHTS! ONE, TWO, IT DON'T MATTER! GUNS kicks out with AUTHORITY! It's as if NOTHING is going to stop him tonight! Randalls pulls GUNS to his feet, a REVERSE NECKBREAKER....YES! That's got to be it! GUNS has taken OVER TWENTY-FIVE minutes of PUNISHMENT from both Mark Windham and Mike Randalls! Randalls not going for the cover this time, he's pulling GUNS into the center of the ring! SB: He's going for the DEVASTATOR! If he hooks this, you can forget about it....there's NO WAY that GUNS will be able to take the pressure on his good knee! BB: Randalls goes for the DEVASTATOR....HE'S GOT IT! He's got it locked in the center of the ring on GUNS....BUT WAIT, GUNS JUST POWERED OUT! Randalls up to his feet, he can't believe it! He's back off the ropes.....FLYING BODYPRESS, GUNS MAKES THE CATCH.....AND POWERSLAM! ONE, TWO, THREE!!! IT'S OVER! We've got a NEW ENTERPRISES WORLD CHAMPION! For the SECOND time, GUNS has won it! He's taken out BOTH Mark Windham and Mike Randalls to win the match! SB: I don't believe it....this just ain't fair! BB: Nothing that Randalls did seemed to faze GUNS, it seemed he was getting a taste of his own medicine! Worthington gives GUNS the title, and he's one happy man....LOOK OUT! RANDALLS FROM BEHIND! He's got the belt, and he NAILS GUNS across the head with it....and look, here comes Mark Windham down to ringside....Windham in the ring, and BOTH men are beating GUNS senseless! Windham and Randalls BOTH send GUNS off the ropes....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE WITH THE BELT! These two men aren't friends, they're just sharing a mutual HATE for the NEW EN World Champion! SB: And Hornet said he wasn't coming down to ringside! He probably skipped town....I LOVE IT! BB: Randalls and Windham still punishing the fallen GUNS.... ..AND WAIT A SECOND....HERE COMES HORNET! Hornet into the ring, NAILS MARK with a RIGHT HAND! CLOTHESLINE BY HORNET SENDS MARK WINDHAM OVER THE TOP AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! GUNS turns the tables on Randalls....and NAILS him with the belt! Randalls out to the floor as well! GUNS and Hornet ALMOST back into each other....and look at this....BOTH RANDALLS and WINDHAM RUSH GUNS....GUNS SWINGS THE BELT......OH NO! OH NO! SB: GUNS didn't know Hornet was behind him....he just nailed Hornet with the belt....RIGHT ON HIS BAD BACK! BB: Hornet CRUMBLES down to the canvas like a rock, and now GUNS with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE on Randalls and Windham! He turns to find Hornet fallen on the canvas....he can't believe it! Hornet's holding his back....HE'S HURT, SAMMY! SB: YES! YES! We're gonna have a NEW Unified World Champion tonight! BB: GUNS telling Hornet that he's sorry....but I don't know if Hornet's listening through the pain....if you watch it clearly, you can see that near twenty-pound back smashed him FLAT on the back, and right then, Hornet just went down in a heap.....we've got doctors coming down to ringside, and they're checking on Hornet....let's hope this isn't something serious! SB: What are you talking about? I hope it's CAREER-ENDING! You know, the more I think about it....maybe GUNS WANTED to do it! BB: I doubt that, Sammy! Finally, Hornet being helped back to his feet, and he appears to be fine.....GUNS goes to offer his hand to Hornet....and HORNET SLAPS IT AWAY! I don't believe it! He thinks that GUNS PURPOSELY hit him with the EN World Championship Belt! Hornet through the ropes, and he's LEAVING! Look at GUNS' face, he can't believe it! This turn of events is just....AMAZING! SB: As if you needed proof that Hornet was the ANTI-CHRIST! Look no further....look what he's just done to his BEST FRIEND! BB: That's quite enough, Sammy. Hornet APPEARS fine, except for a bruised ego, possibly, and up next, he's going to be putting the UNIFIED World Championship on the line against "Gentleman" JIM WILLIAMS! We'll be right back! BB: Well fans, we're just about ready for final of our three Main Events here on this very special holiday card. SB: We might be ready, but it's a sure thing that after that hit by GUNS, Hornet certainly isn't! BB: I received word in my earpiece that Hornet is still being attended to by the CSWA trainers in the back. But Rhubarb Jones is ready to make the announcement. RJ: It's time for tonight's final MAIN EVENT. The following match is for the UNIFIED World Heavyweight Championship. This match has a sixty-minute time limit and is one fall. First, the challenger. Hey, wait a minute! BB: Fans, Johnny Tropic has just taken the microphone away from Rhubarb! Tropic: Alright all you peons out there, it's time for you to get out of your chairs on onto your knees. The time has come! Tonight, the evil one, the Antichrist, will be dealt with once and for all! He went down to the power of this being once before. That's right, get on your knees! Because now you are in the presence of not just a man, but your Savior!!!! BB: Jim Williams is on his way down to ringside. It doesn't look like many fans have listened to Tropic, but there's a small contingent who have gotten on their knees and are bowing to Williams as he comes down the aisle! Oh no...among them is my co-host, Sammy Benson, who is kneeling right here beside me. SB: It's TIME, Buckley! Fate is in the hands of Jim Williams. We've already seen Hornet go down at the hands of his "ally," well now it's time to see the end of the career of the man many call the greatest ever to grace this sport. Well tonight, Buckley, I predict we'll see a new Unified Champion, because tonight Hornet meets his match in the Savior! BB: The question right now is: will Hornet be able to compete after the blow from GUNS to his back? As almost everyone knows unless they're new to the wrestling world, Hornet's back has been his "achilles heel," since it was first injured over five years ago. Since then, he's suffered at least three reinjuries to his back. Under CSWA rules, if Hornet is not able to compete tonight, the Unified World Title will be awarded to Jim Williams. SB: Yeah, right. We're talking about a man who flew in from Romania and ran into an arena with no rest to make a match. He'll be out here. As long as he can walk, he'll be out here. BB: You sound almost happy about it. SB: I am. Williams doesn't care about the Unified Title, although it'll definitely be nice to see him take it from Hornet. But what we're all interested in seeing is Hornet being taken apart by the man who is his better. BB: I think the majority of fans would disagree with you. Rhubarb Jones once again has the microphone, and it looks like he'll be introducing the champ. RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, next to the ring is the man defending the Unified World Heavyweight Championship in this bout. He hails from Greensboro, North Carolina. Here is, the one, the only, HORNET!!!!!!!!!! BB: There's the introduction, but still no sign of Hornet! BB: The curtain linking the aisle to the dressing room has not opened since Hornet was announced. Inside the ring stand Johnny Tropic, Jim Williams and head referee Ben Worthington, who is beginning a ten-count on Hornet. If the Unified Champion can't make it down the aisle before the count ends, he'll be counted as unable to compete, and the Unified Title will be awarded to Williams. Worthington's up to three! SB: Yeah, yeah, yeah. This whole idiot crowd is chanting for him and about to burst into tears because he's not out yet. Just give him another second or two so he can make his suspense-filled "grand entrance." BB: Well, as if on cue, here comes Hornet, to the ovation of this crowd! Apparently the trainers took longer with him then expected. And we can certainly see why. Hornet's midsection, around his torso and back has completely been taped up. Obviously that shot from GUNS did some serious injury to that tricky back. SB: Well, look at it this way, when Hornet's career is ended by Williams, he'll at least have an excuse to fall back on. BB: Hornet is in the ring, breaking Worthington's count, and this match is underway, as Johnny Tropic rolls out of the ring, leaving only the two competitors and the referee inside. Worthington steps out of the way, allowing to two men to lock up. Hornet and Williams vy in a test of strength, but Williams quickly levels a kick to the midsection of the Unified Champion. Williams spins Hornet around and drops him on the knee with an atomic drop. He's already working on that injured back. SB: It's the beginning of the end, Buckley. BB: Williams sends Hornet into the ropes, but he ducks his head too soon, and Hornet drops him with a swinging neckbreaker! But it looks like that was a bad choice for the champion, as he grimaces in pain. He had to drop down to the mat to put Williams down, and that no doubt sent shots of pain through his back. SB: Maybe he'll collapse in the ring. That'd be a show, wouldn't it? BB: Hornet backs into the corner for a moment, but as Williams gets to his feet, Hornet charges and drops Williams with a clothesline. Williams is back up on his feet quickly, but he gets dropped with a belly to belly suplex. Hornet hooks the leg, but gets no-count early in this match. SB: You can see the pain in Hornet's eyes, Buckley. He wants to end this match early and head home. But he's just begun to feel pain in this one. BB: Hornet has a full nelson hooked in on Williams, and Jim can't seem to escape. Hornet may be in pain, Sammy, but there's no doubt that he remembers the Christmas present Williams gave him. Hornet releases the full nelson and sends Williams into the ropes. SB: And what a "shocking" Christmas present it was. BB: That was really, really bad, Sammy. SB: Why thank you. BB: Williams comes off the ropes with a flying body press, catching Hornet unawares, and sending him down HARD on his back. Williams hooks the leg! ONE..................... BB: Hornet grabs the ropes to break the count! Williams pulls Hornet to his feet and drops him hard with a DDT! Hornet rolls away before Williams can cover, and Hornet is on his feet surprisingly quickly after that move. Williams charges, but Hornet drops to one knee and vaults Williams up, over and into the turnbuckle UPSIDE DOWN! Hornet follows Williams into the corner with a hard shoulder! Williams legs are now hooked around the top ropes, and Hornet delivers a knee, and another, to the midsection of Williams. It's uncharacteristic of Hornet to hit a man in the corner, other than with the Hornet splash. SB: Hey, we're seeing it all come out, Buckley. Hornet's days of tricking the wrestling public are over. Tonight we're gonna see his true evil side! BB: Which may be justified, considering the man you call "The Savior" threw Hornet into an electrified steel cage! SB: All in the name of good.... BB: Whatever. Worthington forces Hornet out of the corner and unhooks Williams legs from the top ropes. Williams falls to the mat, and is slow getting to his feet. Hornet lets Williams get to his feet and out of the corner, but then catches the challenger with a flying forearm!!! And now a brainbuster by the Unified Champion! He pulls Williams up again and sends him into the ropes. Hornet backs up to come off the ropes, and Johnny Tropic nails him with an axehandle blow to the back!!! Worthington didn't see it, he was watching Williams!!! Hornet comes off the ropes and falls to the mat, and Williams comes across and drops an elbow right onto Hornet's back! Williams follows up with a half boston crab on Hornet! This could be it, if Hornet can't get out of this hold, it's all over! SB: This really upsets you, doesn't it? BB: Williams should be disqualified for Tropic's interference! SB: Hey, I've said it before and I'll say it again, "It ain't cheatin', if you don't get caught!" HA! BB: That's your philosophy of life, Sammy. Inside the ring, Hornet is trying to reach the ropes, but he's stuck in the center of the ring, with Williams working to keep the half-boston on tight on Hornet's taped back. Hornet is obviously in pain. But he can't reach the ropes, and that means there's only one other way out, to outpower Williams. SB: No, there's one other quick way out...and that's to submit. BB: I don't think that's gonna happen. SB: Oh really? Take one look at Hornet's face and tell me that's not a man in severe pain. BB: He may be in pain, but he's also struggling to get out. And we knew going into this one that Hornet would have the power advantage. Finally, Williams is unable to hold on to the boston has Hornet presses his way out of it. Williams pulls Hornet to his feet and tries to scoop him up, but the Unified Champ blocks the attempt. Instead, it's Williams who goes up, and down again with the belly to belly suplex. Hornet goes over to pull Williams up, and he uses the hair to do it. Hornet's got an obvious limp on the side Williams worked with the boston crab. Hornet has Williams on his feet, and now he lifts him up! Check that, he BENCH PRESSES him up! BB: Hornet has Williams pressed over his head! And now he lets go!! SUPER SLAM! That's a move we haven't seen from Hornet in years! It used to be one of his favorites. Williams hits hard, coming down fast from his perch eight feet above the ring. Hornet drops a knee on the back of Williams' head, and now once again uses the hair to pull Williams up to his feet. This time, Hornet scoops Williams into the backbreaker, another of his favorite moves. SB: What can he be thinking? His back is injured, how's he gonna support the added weight of Williams on it? BB: Maybe he's proving to himself and to Williams that he can do it! And he is, although his knee looks to be buckling. He drops Williams off his back, and once again, Williams hits the ground hard. Hornet could go for the cover now, but instead he pulls Williams up again! Williams is trying to fight back now, and he sends Hornet into the ropes. But Hornet holds on, and Williams' dropkick misses, putting him on his back in the middle of the ring. Hornet comes across and drops a knee on the head of Williams again. And now he stomps hard on the forehead of Williams. That's really not characteristic of Hornet at all. SB: Hey, I already told you... BB: Hornet pulls Williams up. It looks like he's saying something to Williams, whispering something to him. And now he sends him across the ring. Williams slams hard into the turnbuckle, back-first. And here comes Hornet with the HORNET SPLASH!!!! Hornet backs away, and Williams collapses face-first to the mat. Hornet pulls him away from the ropes and into the center of the ring. He doesn't want Williams to have anyway out, because he's putting on the SCORPION DEATHLOCK. It looks like your "Savior" is right where his "Antichrist" wants him, Sammy. Sammy, I don't like that look on your face. SB: I told you before this match, Buckley, that Williams doesn't want the Unified Title. He only wants one thing, and that's to end Hornet, once and for all. BB: Doesn't look like he'll be "ending" Hornet, not tonight. SB: I wouldn't be so sure, Buckley. You're forgetting two major factors. One, Williams isn't going to give up to the Scorpion. Two, well, turn around and you'll see. BB: Johnny Tropic is climbing into the ring! The ref is too busy asking for Williams' submission to see him, and Hornet's back is turned to him! What's that he's got in his hands!!?? It's some sort of metal rod, and he just nailed Hornet in the back with it!!! Worthington calls for the bell and tries to get Tropic out of the ring, but he gets clocked and shoved into the corner. Tropic continues to work over Hornet's back with that metal rod. Williams stops him though. He's telling Tropic something. Tropic turns and looks! There's Cyborgus!!!! What's he doing here????? SB: Have you forgotten the most recent of Williams' converts? BB: What are he and Tropic doing? Tropic is taking that metal and putting it into a metal garbage can where a fire is raging....what is going on here???? SB: Are you that dull Buckley? It's not a "metal rod." SB: It's a BRANDING IRON. BB: NO! NO!! Somebody get security out here! SB: It's too late, Williams has his followers at every door, at every entrance. BB: What are they doing?? What can they be thinking? SB: It's very simple, Buckley. Williams says Hornet is the Antichrist, the "Beast." Well, it's time to mark the Beast, Buckley. BB: They must be out of their minds. You must be out of YOUR mind! Somebody's gotta stop this. Tropic is on his way back to the ring with that smoking branding iron, where Williams is standing over Hornet, stomping on his back and yelling at him. Now Williams is pulling Hornet to his feet. Look at the rage on Williams face! He's lost it! He's out of his mind! He's got his hands wrapped around Hornet's neck and is backing into the corner. He's gonna hold Hornet while Tropic brands him with the number "666." This is outrageous, Benson! I've just gotten word that GUNS is trying to get down to ringside, but apparently the locker room door has been barricaded. No one's gonna be able to get out here! Tropic is in the ring with the branding iron, and Williams has Hornet locked in a choke in the corner. Hornet now sees what they've got planned, and he's trying to fight his way out. Williams delivers a hard shot to the back with his fist and then hooks in the choke once again. Tropic moves forward with malevolent grace, ready to "mark" the man these men see as their threat. Tropic goes forward to brand Hornet, but Hornet delivers an elbow to Williams! Hornet ducks, and Tropic brands WILLIAMS!!!!!!!! Williams screams out in agony, and Tropic can't believe what he's done! Hornet kicks Tropic in the midsection and pulls the branding iron out of his hands. Hornet hits Tropic with one end of the iron, and Tropic folds and hits the mat. Hornet turns around to meet the still-writhing Williams. Williams sees Hornet who still has the branding iron in hand! Williams is shouting no. He's deathly afraid of Hornet! SB: And why not??? Hornet's going to kill him with that thing. You wanted to see the Antichrist, Buckley, well here he is! BB: But instead Hornet throws the branding iron to the mat and walks away. Williams is in disbelief, but still in severe pain. Hornet slowly climbs out of the ring. He's limping severely, having taken quite a few shots from both Tropic and Williams during this ordeal. He wins this match by disqualifcation and keeps the Unified Title. At least now he'll have some time to rest and heal up that back. SB: Or maybe not... BB: CYBORGUS charges Hornet from behind as the Unified Champ walks down the aisle!!!! He nails Hornet with a metal chair to the back, and now he hooks in a bear hug!!!! There's no way Hornet can take any more of this! Cyborgus has both his huge arms, one flesh and one bionic, wrapped around Hornet and he is squeezing the life out of the Unified Champion. Cyborgus drops Hornet to the concrete floor, it looks like Hornet is unconscious. Cyborgus is continuing to stomp on Hornet's back, even with Hornet out. But finally some help is coming down the aisle. Or is it? Alexandr Karelin is on his way down to ring side. He says something to Cyborgus, and these two former allies have a short conversation. It looks like Karelin is going to get his shots in on Hornet as well! He raises his foot...... BB: But instead he decks Cyborgus with a right hand! He follows up with a knee to the midsection, and then gets hold of the chair Cyborgus had and drops him with that! Inside the ring, Williams has draped Tropic over one shoulder and is skulking out through the crowd! Karelin motions for the paramedics, and Cyborgus takes off after his "leader," Williams. This is terrible. Hornet still hasn't moved since that bear hug from Cyborgus. He's taken a shot from a championship belt from GUNS, in addition to his match with Williams, an axehandle blow to Tropic, and an assortment of kicks and blows from a branding iron! The paramedics are finally on their way down with a stretcher, and two trainers are out examining Hornet. GUNS has finally made his way down the aisle, and he's talking to the trainers, as well as with Karelin. What a night of action we've had, new Unified Tag Team Champions, a new EN World Champion. Fans, we're just about out of time. We'll have a full report on Hornet's medical condition, as well as on other events like the ULTRATITLE TOURNAMENT on CSWA UPDATE, as soon as we get more information. Thanks for joining here at CSWA SUPERPRIMETIME, we'll see you at CSWA SHOWTIME! (Thanks to Mike Ventolo, CSWA Senior VP, for his help in posting this card)