CSWA SHOWTIME at the MEADOWLANDS
January 17, 1996
Bill Buckley: Hello everyone I'm Bill Buckley..and we're
LIVE from the Meadowlands in New Jersey! It's SHOWTIME!
Sammy Benson: Is it ever.. the Meadowlands..the house that
Shawn Bradley built!! Ha.. He couldn't hold Luc Longley's
jock...
Bill Buckley: Thank you..Sammy. As usual I'm joined by
Sammy Benson! Sammy tonight's card is special for one
reason.
Sammy Benson: No poopman?
Bill Buckley: Ok..two reasons. It's special because YOU the
fans picked the matches for tonight's show. Usually the
VP of special events Jon Katz..books the card. But, uh,
well...to make a long story short..Katz is in hot water
with CS Enterprises.
Sammy Benson: Quit beating around the bush...his A** got
canned!
Bill Buckley: Thanks fatman..I knew you'd find the right
words. Fans, that's only a rumor so don't believe Sammy.
Anyway, thousands of you wrote or called..to voice your
opinion about tonight's show. Here is the line-up for
SHOWTIME!
Alexandr Karelin vs "Stylin" Steven Flair
Mike Flair vs "Stylin" Steven Flair
"Lethal" Lex Taylor vs Scotty Michaels
Jim Williams vs Mike Randalls
Disco Express vs <> Cutters
w/Disco Midget w/Red Mighty Morphin Midget
Bill Buckley: Wow! Any of these matches, could be a Main
Event! As you know by now.. Steven Flair will have to
wrestle twice! Taylor/Michaels..tag team parnters collide!
Williams and Randalls...ohmygosh. And the midget match!
Sammy Benson: I've heard the <> Cutters are not too happy
about wrestling with a midget..and they shouldn't be. This
is a slap in the face, to them!
Bill Buckley: That's your point of view..not everyone's!
When we come back..its SHOWTIME!
Bill Buckley: Alright folks...we're back! We've got an
action backed card for you..this evening!!
Sammy Benson: You've already covered that ground..
Bill Buckley: Boy, it's great to be working with you..
Sammy Benson: I know..
Bill Buckley: Before Sammy gets too excited let's go to
Rhubuarb Jones for the introductions in tonight's first
match-up!
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Mike Flair vs Steven Flair
Bill Buckley: Oddly enough Sammy, this was the most
requested match!
Sammy Benson: What's so odd about that... Who's the better
Flair is one of the most interesting questions of all-time!
Bill Buckley: Flair is the CSWA Presidential champion,
while Steven the former Unified champion. A win tonight,
and he should be in line for a rematch against HORNET!
Sammy Benson: But first he has to take care of that old
man.. what's his name? Joey Melton? Ha! That punk has had
it coming for a long time!
Bill Buckley: Sammy's referring to the match at the Martin
Luther King Jr Tribute special. Where the loser of the
match, must leave the CSWA for sixty days!
Sammy Benson: Say goodbye, Melton!
Bill Buckley: Enough about that.. right now, Steven will
have his hands full with a budding superstar in Mike Flair!
A member of the Horsemen!
Sammy Benson: Horsmen vs CORPORATION.. it can't get any
better than this!
Bill Buckley: Steven as always is accompained to ringside
by Teri Melton!
Sammy Benson: I was wrong, it just got better!
Bill Buckley: They lock horns in the middle of the
ring..Steven Flair drives a knee to the mid-section! He
drops Flair with a short right to the nose!
Sammy Benson: Ha! "Stylin" doing his famous strut!! Whoooo!
Bill Buckley: Mike Flair is up, and HE drops Steven with a
short right to the nose! And this time..he's the one doing
the strut! I love it!
Sammy Benson: Shut up!
Bill Buckley: Mike now, slings Steven into the corner..and
delivers a series of chops! A right and, more chops..Ohmy
he's beating the stuffing out of Steven Flair!
Sammy Benson: Let's go..Teri..do something!
Bill Buckley: Still in the corner..Mike Flair has worn out
the chest of "Stylin" Steven Flair! Flair whips Steven
across the ring, and he crashes into the turnbuckle...flips
up and over...now he's running on the outside of the apron!
He's met with a chop! Ohmygosh! Steven Flair has been taken
to town!
Sammy Benson: I can't watch..
Bill Buckley: Mike suplexes Steven back in the ring! Flair
hooks the arms, and there's a Butterfly suplex! Sammy, I
can't believe it, Steven is being tossed around like a rag
doll!
Sammy Benson: Tell me when it's over...
Bill Buckley: Steven's up against the ropes, where Mike
hammers down another chop! A rake of the eyes! The former
Unified World champion, sends Mike Flair to the outside!
Sammy Benson: Alright!! Now...things are cookin'!
Bill Buckley: On the outside, Teri Melton kicks away at the
rib cage! That's cheap!
Sammy Benson: And? Your point is...
Bill Buckley: What the heck? Steven has the ref Troutman's
attention..as Teri shocks Mike with a superkick! Now, she
spits in his face! Ohmy!
Sammy Benson: What a woman!! Lovely..and Lethal! I'm in
love..Buckley!
Bill Buckley: Steven joins Mike outside the ring..a hip
Bill Buckley: toss! He's got a chair..and he rams it into
Flair's knee! OH! He drops the leg somewhere in the groin
area!
Sammy Benson: He's got things rollin now! Work on the knee,
Steven!!
Bill Buckley: Hey Ivy..
Sammy Benson: WHAT!!!???
Bill Buckley:(laughing) Just kidding..
Sammy Benson: Bite me..
Bill Buckley: Flair rolls Mike back into the ring, as most
of the damage was done by Teri! Here's the cover,
One...Two..no! The knee is placed on the bottom rope, as
Steven leaps up and crashes down on the knee! Sammy, you're
right..it's obivious he's going after that right knee!
Sammy Benson: Of course I was right... I'm always...
Bill Buckley: Let's stop there! Steven picks his man up,
and drops him with a neckbreaker! Flair..again strutting...
Bill Buckley: He feels good about himself..now that Mike
isn't beating the crap out of him..
Sammy Benson: Stop crying moron..it's over!
Bill Buckley: Steven Flair stays on the offensive...with a
belly to back suplex! This could be it! He's going for the
figure 4! He's got it! The figure 4!
Sammy Benson: What'd I tell you! Chalk another one up, for
Mr.Flair!
Bill Buckley: Mike is in a great deal of pain..but as of
know he's not giving it up! This crowd, I guess you could
say has choosen the lesser of the two evils and has gotten
behind Mike Flair!
Sammy Benson: Doesn't matter...Steven's got'em right where
he wants him!
Bill Buckley: Flair still fighting the Figure 4..trying to
reach the ropes..but he can't!! Ah..come on..Steven just
slapped his face! Wait a second..that only seemed to make
him mad..Mike fighting...and he's trying to turn the figure
4 over! He's reversed it!!! As Steven screams out in pain!
Sammy Benson: For the love of...
Bill Buckley: Flair quickly grabs the ropes, to break the
Bill Buckley: move! Mike is up, and he has his second wind!
A dropkick..that sends Steven to the floor! Mike follows
him out there...he's got a chair..ohmygawd! He just popped
Teri in the head!(crowd goes wild)
Sammy Benson: He can't do that!!
Bill Buckley: Now..Steven gets a taste of the metal!
Flair...DDT on the outside! This is getting out of hand!
He tosses Steven back in the ring..and he's going up top!
He hardly ever goes up there..but he's up..and he drops the
elbow!(crowd cheers) Flair..doing his strut..
Mike Flair: Now! Whoooo! We go to school!
Bill Buckley: FLAIR'S GOT THE FIGURE 4! OHMYGOSH! Steven is
out cold from the DDT!! Troutman with the count,
ONE...TWO..THREE!!!! Mike Flair gets the pinfall via the
Figure 4!
Sammy Benson: Via..an illegal DDT!!
Bill Buckley: Hey...what the hell. Teri Melton is in the
ring, and she nails Mike in the groin! Teri...another
superkick!! OHMYGOSH SHE'S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! Steven is
Bill Buckley: to his feet! He's got the legs...HOLY COW
THERE'S A REVERSE MOONSAULT BY TERI!!!(crowd goes nuts)
Flair's going for the STF!!(Crowd cheers) Here come the
Horsemen! Chain and Samson..have hit the ring!! Teri heads
for cover! Chain all over Steven Flair! He whips him into
the ropes...but Teri grabs hold of his leg, and pulls him
out of the ring! We've got all three of the HORSEMEN in the
ring...and they want some more of Steven Flair!
Sammy Benson: Forget about it, Champ! Another
time...Another place!
Bill Buckley: He's taking your advice..Teri and her man
walk to the locker rooms..and maybe that's best!
Sammy Benson: You can better believe that the Horsemen will
be hearing from Ray S. Cornette! Chumps...
Bill Buckley: We've got to take a time-out..but when we
return..we'll have a dream match between the Unified World
Tag Team champions! Ohmy!
BB: We're back..and ready to go with more great SHOWTIME
action! Sammy, that Flair vs. Flair match was something to
behold!
SB: It should not have happened! CS Enterprises..i mean how
many times does it have to be said? They are CROOKED! That
match, never should've happened...and the one coming up
next also!
BB: Nice plug Sammy...
SB: That's what I'm paid to do..
BB: Don't let it go to your head!
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"Lethal" Lex Taylor vs Scotty Michaels
BB: Believe it or not, this was our most requested match!
The former UNIFIED World Tag Team Champions square off one
on one! Both these men have had trememdous success in
singles, in fact Scotty Michaels is the NEW USN Heavyweight
Champion! Both, the point I'm laboring to make..I feel that
the DREAM TEAM could be one of the best teams ever to grace
the CSWA!
SB: When you start talking about the great tag teams in
CSWA history, you're talking about: The CS Express,
HORNET/Windham, CLAW, Arrogance, and the <> Cutters. Taylor
and Michaels have a way to go..before they reach that point.
BB: It makes you wonder..how much longer will they continue
to tag? Both are in the prime of their careers, and
certainly the UNIFIED or EN title are within reach.
SB: Doesn't matter...good friends, with a great manager!
You'll be seeing a lot of the DREAM TEAM in the future!
BB: Scotty Michaels is already in the ring..and we're
awaiting the enterance of "Lethal" Lex Taylor! (fans boo)
There's his music..as Lex makes his way to ringside!!
SB: What the heck!!
BB: Is that? It is.. Taylor is jumped from behind by the
WILD ASIAN AND BANDIT!! I don't believe this! The Wild
Asian wraps Taylor's arm behind his back..and drives him
into the iron railing!
SB: What's going on here!!
BB: Bandit has set up a table..and Taylor is placed in the
middle!
SB: Look at Michaels, Buckley! He's just standing there
watching all of this take place!
BB: Bandit holds the legs of Taylor...the Wild Asian is
perched on the top of the railing! OHMYGOSH he just dropped
the leg..and Lex went crashing through the table! Bandit
and Asian leave the scene..to the cheers of this sell-out
crowd at the Meadowlands!
SB: Asian and Bandit had NO business being out there! They
should be fined and suspended!
BB: I don't agree with their actions, either Sammy..but
were was Michaels in all this?? Fans, we have to take a
break..and hopefully we'll have a match afterwards.
BB: We're back..and while we were away..Mickey Van Buren
managed to guide Lex Taylor to the ring. If you're just
joining us, Taylor was brutally attacked by the Wild Asian
and Bandit, as he made his way to ringside!
SB: Let's be honest, he went through a freakin' table!
BB: The match is finally underway..Taylor struggling to his
feet is met with a knee by Michaels! I'm sure these two men
will hold nothing back..
SB: It's funny, Buckley..I was in the back before we came
on the air, it goes without saying that Lex was not too
happy that CS Enterprises decided to put this match on!
But, Michaels..didn't really care.
BB: Michaels slams Taylor down to the mat! He goes up top,
and nails Lex with a Swan dive! This could be the match
right here, ONE....TWO...NO!!
SB: That was it...Buckley! Worthington..geez..he's slower
than Ventolo if you know what i mean!
BB: Scott with a vertical suplex! Oh, he held that one
for an eternity! Michaels with a step-over-toe-hold! Sammy,
in all fairness to "Lethal" Lex he's never be able to get
into the match! The Wild Asian's surprise attack..kind of
took him out of things!
SB: That's no excuse!
BB: Michaels whips Lex into the turnbuckle and follows with
a clothesline! The USN champion is in rare form..tonight!
Scott, chats with Van Buren, picks up Taylor! He's
setting up for a piledriver, and OHMYGOSH he drove Taylor
hard into the mat!
SB: Ring the bell, Buckley this one is over!
BB: Michaels again goes to the top..but Taylor is up..and
he meets him! Lex Taylor wraps Shawn up, a Top Rope Belly
to Belly Suplex! What a move!!
SB: But in the process he popped Worthington! The freak Ref
is out cold!
BB: Sammy you're right!! Taylor has Michaels out
cold...ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...FIVE.. Lex goes over to
wake up Worthington.. What? Teri Melton is making her way
down the aisle!
SB: YUMMY!
BB: Teri slips Lex brass knuckles!! Not again! Taylor looks
at the weapon, points to Scott as if to say he won't
do that to his friend and tag partner! OHMYGOSH Lex just
leveled Melton with the brass knuckles!!
SB: NOOOOOOO!!! I'll kill him!
BB: From behind, Scott Michaels clips the knee of Taylor!
He rolls him up, ONE....TWO.....THREE!!! It's over!
SB: HA! That's what you get for hitting a woman!
BB: It appeared to me that Lex had his hand on the bottom
rope! That pin shouldn've have counted! Sammy, once
again Teri Melton costs Taylor a match! This is weird! Lex
felt it from all ends tonight..when we return it'll be
Alexandr Karelin vs Joey Melton!
SB: Look at Teri she's bleeding! Ah, the humanity!
BB: Once again we're back...Sammy, I'm still stunned!
What's Teri Melton doing interferring in Lex Taylor's
matches! She's got no business at ringside!
SB: Take a look at her, Buckley...you still want to
complain?!
BB: Good point...but the bottom line is she's not managing
Lex! It's wrong, Sammy, just wrong!
SB: Stop your whining! She's the greatest manager in the
CSWA today! Bar none!
BB: Let's head to Rhubarb for the introductions of our next
match!
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Alexandr Karelin vs Joey Melton
BB: Sammy these two have a strange connection to one
another..Both men used to be in the CORPORATION! Karelin
was just recently kicked out, and Melton as well was booted
not too long ago! Both Alex and Joey have been fueding with
Ray S. and his men. In fact, on a couple of different
occassions Karelin has saved Melton from the CORP.
SB: Who cares?! The bottom line is, at MLK Melton will get
his!
BB: There's the bell, and we're underway! Alexandr powers
Joey into the corner, and follows with a boot to the
mid-section! Joey whips Alex around and unleashes a vicious
chop!
SB: That had to hurt!
BB: Melton again levels Alex with a series of chops! But,
Karelin doesn't seem to feel the pain, as he flips Melton
around and rams his shoulder into Joey's stomach! Hip toss
out of the corner, and Joey is rocked!
SB: I told you, Buckley..the man is finished!
BB: Karelin with a flying dropkick!! I've never seen
Alexandr like this! Joey, irish whip into the ropes and
he's met with a elbow!
SB: Finish the deal, Commie!!
BB: Melton rolls to the outside...but he's followed by
Alexandr...OHMY he's got a chair, and he cracks it over
Joey's head!! Karelin sends Melton flying into the iron
post! This is getting brutal!
SB: Look at Joey....he's out of it!! I love it!
BB: Karelin looking to work Melton over some more..but Joey
racks him! I don't think that's legal, Sammy, but at this
point who cares!
SB: I DO! No man should ever hit another man there! Period!
BB: Joey rolls Karelin back into the ring.... Fans, we've
got to take a TV time-out but we've got the tape machines
rolling in case a pinfall occurs!
BB: Welcome back...the match is still going on, and at the
moment Joey Melton has Alexandr Karelin in a
step-over-toe-hold!
SB: I hate this...
BB: Suck it up, Benson..
SB: Shut up.
BB: Joey releases the leg lock, and goes to work with a
camel clutch!! Joey doing the smart thing, he's trying to
wear down his more powerful opponent!
SB: Make no mistake about it, Buckley, Joey is a great
wrestler..but please let's not call the man smart...ok
BB: Melton has the camel clutch locked in real light...the
fans behind Karelin...and he manages to get to his knees!!
Now, Alexandr, showing great strenght, stands up as Joey is
sitting on his shoulders!! OHMYGOSH Karelin dropped Melton
hard to the mat!!
SB: Ha!! Now we're talking!!
BB: Karelin slams Joey! So far, Sammy, it's been Alex's
well rounded attack that's held Joey down!
SB: That and the fact that Melton is 50 years old!!
BB: Would you stop!
SB: No...
BB: Karelin whips Melton into the ropes, and catches him
with a shoulder block!! What a move!! He bounces off the
ropes and goes for a swan drive, but Melton is able to get
his legs up!! That'll stunt the offensive movement of the
powerful Russian!
SB: Come on!!! For goodness sakes..I don't ask for much..
please...take MELTON OUT, you bum!!
BB: Easy big fellow! Melton staggers to his feet...and
drops the knee over Karelin's head! This may be it, Sammy,
Joey calls for the figure 4!!
SB: No! For the love of.....
BB: He crosses the leg....OHMY small package by Karelin,
ONE..TWO....TH-NO!!! He had him!
SB: That was three, I know it was!!
BB: Two and a half, fat man! Two and a half! Both men to
their feet, and it's Joey with a rake of the eyes! Melton
inside cradle...ONE....TWO....NO!! Alexandr kicks out!
Joey, quickly, goes up top! I'm not sure if this is a smart
move or not!
SB: It's Joey..so of course it's not a smart move!!
BB: Joey perched on the top rope...but Karelin meets him up
there!! Alexandr...OHMYGOSH...with a DDT off the top
rope!!! That's all...ONE....TWO.......NO!!!
SB: Ahhhhh!!!!
BB: I don't believe it! We'll be back....
BB: Joey Melton some how, managed to kick out..after a TR
DDT by Alexandr Karelin!
SB: This is sickening...
BB: Alexandr...to the top rope himself!! Melton is up, and
looking around for the big guy!! There he is, off the top
with a SHOULDERBLOCK!!
SB: Yes! Yes!
BB: Sammy, I'm a little surprised that he's not going for
the pin! Instead he's setting up for the Sickle!!
SB: No...what are you doing, you moron!! Pin the man!
BB: Joey to his feet, and here comes Karelin, but Melton
bends down..grabs his tights and flips Alexandr head first
into the turnbuckle! What a turn of events!!!
SB: What the heck?!
BB: Joey rolls him up, ONE......TWO.....THREE!!! He got him!
SB: With a handful of tights!
BB: I didn't see anything...
SB: Hey, that's my line!
BB: The Former Unified World Heavyweight Champion, pulled
one out of the bag tonight. Sammy, I'm not sure that Joey's
at his best..but he's on a roll heading towards their big
showdown at MLK!
SB: Speaking of Flair..Haa!
BB: From out of nowhere, here comes Steven Flair, and
Peyton Wright!! Flair has 2X4 and he's going to town on
Joey! Peyton kicks Karelin in the groin, and tosses him
outside!!
SB: I LOVE IT!!
BB: It's two on one! Flair has busted Melton wide open! I
don't believe this....this is sick!
SB: What happens if Melton can't make it to MLK!! Ha!!
BB: Steven Flair hooks in his finisher, the STF!! This is
uncalled for!! Somebody get security out here, now!! Joey
is out of it!
SB: Good night sweet prince!
BB: Karelin has a chair, and finally he's able to clean
house! But not before the damage was done! I'm being told
we have to take a break...when we return we'll try and sort
this mess out...
BB: We're back..and thankfully order was restored! I can't
believe what Flair and Peyton Wright just did!!
SB: Ah, shut up! They did what they had to do! I'm just
sorry it had to happen to Joey Melton!! Wow!!!
BB: I bet you are!
SB: I am....
BB: Sammy, you better get all the laughs out now..because
right now we're about to see all hell break loose!
Personally, I'm a little surprised that CS Enterprises
signed this match! Jim Williams vs. "Devasting" Mike
Randalls!
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Jim Williams vs Mike Randalls
BB: I'm surprised because of late CS has been handing down
heavy fines to those who don't display the model attitude!
And surely this match tonight will not be a technical
clinic!
SB: Buckley, this match shouldn't be happening in the
CSWA..this is something you'll see over at joke land, the
HWA! Let Katz and the Lobster boy deal with these two!
BB: Williams and Randalls do have something in common..
SB: Yeah, they both hate HORNET.
BB: Hate is an understatement. It'd almost seem logical for
the two of them to team up..
SB: Logical? Thanks Spock!
BB: Randalls and Williams are in the ring, and there's the
bell! Randalls the former Unified and EN World Champion
stands there not making a move, his long wet black hair
hanging down in his face.
SB: Look at his eyes, Buckley..the man is help... the
lights on but nobody is home, if you catch my drift.
BB: That goes for Williams as well. Jim meets Mike in the
center of the ring, and sticks out his hand!
SB: Ah, how cute he wants to shake..
BB: Randalls, a little unsure, but skakes his hand anyway!
And he pays dearly! Williams with a headbutt! Jim with a
savat kick! Randalls, doubles over in pain. Williams with a
swinging neckbreaker!! He may be crazy, but he knows what
to do in the ring!
SB: This won't last long, believe me.
BB: Williams stomps on the knee! I'm not sure if Mike has
any weakness or not..but you'd think after being in about
100 HORNET Scorpion deathlocks, those knees would be
hurting!
SB: If they are, you better believe that Williams knows
about it!
BB: Williams slips outside, pulls Randalls over to the iron
post, and racks the right leg around the iron post!
OHMYGOSH!
SB: I told you, it'd just be a matter of time!
BB: It's time for a break, but the tape machines are
rollling!
BB: Not a whole lot has been going on, since the
break..Williams continued to work over Mike's knee!
Williams has Randalls up in the air, inverted atomic drop!!
Ewwwww
SB: Again, no man should do that to another man..
BB: Randalls, off his feet with a clothesline!! The man who
says he feels no pain, blocked out the crotch shot!
Randalls grabs the leg of William's and drives that knee
into the mat!
SB: Anything you can do i can do better..
BB: Randalls with an STF!! I've never seen the "King of
Darkness" do that before!! Williams crawls over to the
ropes, before too much damage is done!
SB: I think I better leave now...while I still can!
BB: Get back here, Sammy!! Randalls with a hard left hand!
He hooks the right arm of Williams around the top rope,
and is trying to tear it off!! Mike whips Williams to the
corner, and Jim's back hits hard!! Oh man, he had to have
bounced about five feet in the air! Randalls with a Belly
to Belly suplex!
SB: He could go for the pin right here, but instead the
moron has gone out and got a chair!
BB: Williams doesn't suspect a thing, and he is nailed with
the chair!! Holy cow! Randalls is taking some liberties
with that chair!
SB: Yeah, on Williams' head!
BB: Randalls jabs the chair into Jim's rib cage! Uh-oh here
we go...Williams is tossed outside!
SB: Seeya, Buckley!
BB: Randalls takes the chair with him, and connects once
again! Mike dips the chair back and fires another shot, but
Williams gets out of the way, and OHMYGOSH Randalls just
popped a fan!
SB: Dear lord..
BB: A ringside fan is out cold!
SB: That's why we always say, kids these men are trained
professionals..so don't go sticking your head in front of
any charis! Haa!!
BB: You're a riot! We need......we need some medical
attention out here fast!
SB: Wait a second, Buckley, that's not a fan!!! That's CSWA
goof President Schmid! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
BB: Eww...that had to hurt. Randalls, seeing that it's
Schmiddy reaches down and rips off his tie...Sammy, he's
choking Jim Williams with President Schmid's tie!!
SB: How did Schmiddy get in the building?
BB: Better yet, how did he get a front row seat?
SB: Good question..
BB: We'll be back...right after this!
BB: Williams stopped Randalls dead in his tracks with a
crotch shot! I know you don't like that, Sammy, but
sometimes that's the only way!
SB: That still doesn't make it right!
BB: Williams picks up a chair, and returns the favor!
Randalls gets DDT'd on the cement floor!! Williams picks
up the staircase, and rams it into Mike's head! OHMYGOSH!
Williams suplexs Randalls on the stairs!
SB: I told you this would get out of hand!
BB: Williams hops on the apron and flys off with a knee to
the back of Randalls! And Mike is sent springing over the
railing! Williams picks up Randalls, and drops his throat
down on the iron railing!
SB: Where's the 10 count...huh?
BB: It' called letting them go at it...which I disagree
with! Ref Manuel Juarez, it's his call to how far this
goes!
SB: Maybe it's the language barrier!
BB: Would you stop! Randalls is rolled back in the ring,
and Williams quickly follows! Sammy, I believe someone is
making their way down the aisle??!!
SB: It's Johnny Tropic..and he's got a table under each
arm! Get the women and children out of the room!!
BB: Williams with a double ax handle! But, Randalls pops
right back up! Jim with a right and a left..but Randalls
just smiles! Williams rakes the eyes, gets Mike in a
headlock and drags his face along the top rope! And that
seemed to slow down Randalls! But not for long! Randalls
with a double thrust punch!
SB: Tropic is setting up one table on the outside! He's
tossed the other one in the ring!!
BB: What the heck is Juarez thinking!!!
SB: Someone was paid off!! Unless the rules have been
changed, Juarez has lost his mind!
BB: Randalls sees the table, but Tropic is on the apron and
Randalls suplexs him in the ring!! Mike Randalls sets the
table up, but from behind its' Williams who clips the knee!
Randalls' head is droven into the table!!
SB: What in the world is Juarez thinking? He was paid off,
he had to be!
BB: But by who?
SB: That freak Katz..the Cruncher is causing havok in the
CSWA!
BB: Tropic lays Randalls out on the table...and Williams
heads to the top! He's ready, and Tropick Rocket Launches
him off the TR on Randalls goes through the table!!
OHMYGOSH!
SB: This is crazy!!
BB: We'll be back...
BB: This match has gotten out of hand..Tropic has that
branding iron and he connects with Randalls' head! Williams
with a piece of the table, OHMY!
SB: It's two on one...and well...Randalls doesn't have any
friends! The man's career could be coming to an end!
BB: Williams shoots Randalls to the ropes, he and tropic
take hold of the branding iron..clothesline with the
branding iron, NO! Randalls ducks down...double
clothesline! He's bleeding like a pig, but give the man
credit he is still on his feet!
SB: This is too much...
BB: Randalls slips outside...he's trying to find something
under the ring!!
SB: OH NO!
BB: It's a steel rod!! A bloody steel rod! Sammy, is that
the same one that he drove into GUNS' knee not too long
ago?!
SB: I think it is...idiot!
BB: Hey.......Randalls in the ring..he's got the
rod..somebody needs to stop this!! Here comes senior ref
Ben Worthington!! And YES!! He's called for the bell!!
SB: He can't do that, he's not assigned to this match!
BB: He's the senior ref..he can do what he wants! This
match is over..a Double DQ! OHMY Randalls has Worthington
up...Double Arm Powerbomb!! That'll cost him a few thousand!
SB: Williams with the branding iron!!
BB: Let's get outta here...Rudy Seizter is with Mark
Windham back in the locker rooms!
RUDY SEIZTER:(standing alongside of Windham, who's dressed
in jeans and wearing a leather jacket..with his hair
slicked back in a pony-tail) Mark, what's up in the mind of
the "Livng Psycho"?
MARK WINDHAM: There's a lot on my mind, Seizter! And it
begins and ends with HORNET! That Unified title...my
rightful title shot that I've been screwed with for 8
years! I was the USN champion, ready..willing..and
deserving of a shot at Steven Flair! But once again, out of
nowhere the "People's choice" HORNET gets the nod...and the
rest as they say is history. What kind of a champion did we
have? He takes a shot to the back, and all of the sudden
he's out for two months! Time and time again, Stonewall
Jackson is told to go to the back of the line...Flair,
Karelin, Melton, Randalls, and GUNS they all get the nod.
RUDY SEIZTER: You had your shot in the Triangular match!
MARK WINDHAM: The IRONMAN, the Triangular match..you gotta
love those gimmick matches! Those aren't shots..you idiot,
they're snacks thrown down by CS to try and satisfy a
hungry dog! It's the holiday season, Rudy, but my tree is a
little bare. I've got a thirst that can only be quenched by
the UNIFIED Title! I'm tired of getting the shaft, if I
have to the ULTRATITLE I will..by hook or by crook I'll be
the UNIFIED Champion real, real soon!
RUDY SEIZTER: Let's talk about your father for a minute,
Mark..
MARK WINDHAM: As far as I'm concerned, that man is dead in
my eyes!
RUDY SEIZTER: Mark, how can you say that!
MARK WINDHAM: Easy..the whole world knows the story by
now..the bottom line is he betrayed our family! If he wants
to waste his time showing up at my matches, call my house,
or whatever it may be, he's welcome to do it! But, last
time Alan remember what happened! As you used to tell me,
if you're big enough to give a licking, you're big enough
to take one too!
RUDY SEIZTER: HORNET, GUNS, and youself..what's the deal?
MARK WINDHAM: You ought to ask them..I dunno. Hornet,
former best friend, the time is near chump..you're back
problems with only get worse once you're up in the rack!
And GUNS, savor the EN title...cherish the moment..I'll be
watching you're every move..CS Enterprises can't hold me
down anymore..GUNS you should have stayed retired. Who
knows maybe I'll be the one to retire you for good!!
RUDY SEIZTER: Bill back to you..
BB: Sammy, we're ready for our Main Event! The Disco
Express w/Disco Midget vs The <> Cutters w/the Red Midget!
SB: Midgets...yippie!
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Disco Express w/Disco Midget vs <> Cutters w/Red Midget
BB: Sammy, it's safe to say..the <> Cutters are less than
thrilled that they've been teamed with a midget!
SB: Well, I'm less than thrilled that I'm covering a match
with midgets..
BB: The rules for this match are simple..if one midget is
tagged in, the other must come in for the other team. That
way we avoid any lawsuits
SB: Hey, look everyone Buckley made a funny.
BB: Main Event time here we go...it's the Boogie man and
Tully Planchard starting off for their respect teams!
Boogie man dancing his butt off!
SB: Go Boogie go!
BB: Planchard and Enderson...to these guys Inferno and
Boogie have no business being in the sport.. Planchard
tires of the booty shaking and hammers Boogie with a right!
Irish whip to the ropes, a SPINEBUSTER!! Oh baby!
SB: Hey, let the man dance!
BB: Here's the cover...ONE...TWO...NO!! Boogie man kicks
out! Planchard drives the boot into his head! Tully drags
him over to his corner and tags in Enderson! That's why
these two men are the EN World Tag Team Champions, that's
why they were the first team to defeat the CS Express!
Teamwork..Sammy!
SB: Let the man dance...
BB: Enderson is in, and stomps away at the left arm of
Boogie! It's time to take a break, but we'll return after
this messages from NIKE!
BB: Enderson working over Boogie man...he's got him hung
over the ropes. Enderson across the ring off the ropes,
leaps off his feet and misses!! He tried to ram Boogie's
throat over the ropes!
SB: This could be the first big break in the match!
BB: Boogie dances a little more...there's a Swinging
neckbreaker!! A big time move, by the Boogie man... boy
that feels weird just saying that.
SB: Tell me about it..
BB: Boogie, dives for the tag and tags in.....The DISCO
MIDGET!
SB: Oh, hell..
BB: Did you see the Midget? He jumped in front of the
inferno and to recieve the tag! Here comes the Red
Midget!!(crowd roars) These fans love the guy!
SB: Is that..El Nino? Haaaa!!
BB: Enderson and Planchard are livid...no doubt they feel
disgraced that they are teaming with a midget! Disco and
the lone Morphin Midget are going at it toe-to-toe! Disco
with a knee to the mid-section! Disco with a dropkick!! He
really got off the ground for that one!!
SB: Yeah, about two feet.
BB: Disco up top with a flying leg scissors! He's up
and charges the Red Midget flying body press, but Red
catches him..fallawayslam!! OHMYGOSH! Red going climbing to
the second turnbuckle...a double ax handle!! This is great,
I love these little guys!
SB:(in tears)
BB: Red he's going for a Scorpion Deathlock! The kid is a
big fan of HORNET!
SB: Why?!
BB: The Red Midget..has to break the hold, as Disco grabs
the ropes! Disco with a shot to the groin..and a DDT! That
could be all....ONE.......TWO.......THRE-NO!! Whoa! The
little man came up big! Disco tags in the Disco Inferno and
look at this..he's getting a few cheap shots in on the Red
Midget!
SB: There ya go!!
BB: Enderson is back in for the <> Cutters, and he
surprises Disco Inferno with a forearm smash! Enderson
drops an elbow! For some reason, I feel like the Cutters
won't tag in the Red Midget!
SB: Tell me this match isn't really happening?!
BB: You know you love it, Benson! Enderson with a belly to
back suplex! Ah, the <> Cutters are hot!
SB: I quit...(Benson gets up and leaves)
BB: Sammy?! uh..let't take a break.
BB: Enderson tags Planchard...and there's a Double Suplex!
Great tag team, move! Fans I'm sorry for Benson's
outburst.. but hey dreams do come true..he's gone!
Planchard sets up for a suplex, but Disco Inferno blocks
it. Inferno with a suplex! He's got to make a tag! Disco,
an atomic drop, and Planchard is reeling! Disco makes the
tag, and Boogie man hits the ring! Shakes his booty and the
fans are lovin' it! Boogie man whips Planchard to the ropes
and there's a sleeper hold!! OHMY
SB: I'm back..
BB: No!!
SB: I can't let this go on anylonger! (Benson drops headset)
BB: Sammy Benson is heading towards the ring...OHMYGOSH he
just pulled the Red Midget off the apron! He just sucker
punched the Midget!! WHAT the Heck!! Benson sends the Red
Midget into the iron post! Enderson hammers Benson!! OH
MY!(crowd erupts) The Red Midget is up, and he leaps on
Benson's back!! This is crazy! Benson climbs into the ring,
what's he doing!!?? Boogie man clotheslines Sammy Benson!!
By accident I think! Disco Midget was just tagged in, so
he's legal! Enderson DDT on Boogie!!! Planchard slingshot
suplex on Disco Inferno! They've got their men pinned! But,
The Midget is legal! The Red Midget with a scissor kick!
SAMMY What are you doing!!! BENSON DELIVERS A DDT ON THE
RED MIDGET!! Disco covers...ONE......TWO.......THREE!!
OHMYGOSH!!! The Disco Inferno/Boogie Man/and the Disco
Midget have defeated the <> Cutters and the Red Midget!
With help from.....my broadcast partner! Sammy, get over
here!
SB: I TOLD YOU BUCKLEY..I'M SICK OF THE FREAKIN RED MIDGET,
THE KID BROKE HIS NECK..SO WHAT...SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO
TAKE MATTERS IN YOUR OWN HANDS!!
BB: Sammy look out!!
(The Red Midget clips Benson's knee)
BB: OHMYGOSH! The Red Midget is all over Benson!! I love
it!! We're out of time...see ya at MLK! Good Gawd!!