BB: FISH FUND rolls on as the "Exit to Eden" steel cage has been set up, and the Professionals have climbed into the cage!  These guys have been making serious threats leading up to this event, Sammy, in the wake of the tough challenge Eddie Mayfield put up to Evan Aho last week!

SB: If you consider basically winning the title twice and having it stolen from him a "tough challenge", then I agree with you, Buckley!  The Pros were robbed last week, but nobody's going to be able to save the two pretty boys from losing their belts tonight!

BB: Miles and Mayfield are waiting anxiously by the cage door as we await the arrival of Simply Stunning!  WAIT A MINUTE!  Simply Stunning is coming out of the crowd here in Fish Fund Park!  Wilcox and Hardy are scaling the cage from the opposite side, and the Pros have no idea!

SB: Lousy cowards!  They're over there!

BB: The Tag Team champions perched on the top of the cage, as Mayfield and Miles spot them and turn around...HOLY CHRISTMAS! HARDY AND WILCOX LEAP OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE WITH STEREO BODYPRESSES, and this match is underway!

SB: That's not fair!

BB: Remember, Sammy, the only way to win this match is for BOTH members to escape the cage!  Simply Stunning back to their feet first, and they pull Miles and Mayfield up...Hardy with a SNAP SUPLEX on Mayfield, and then Wilcox delivers a SNAP SUPLEX on Miles, dropping Miles right on top of Mayfield!

SB: Don't get too excited, Buckley!  These guys are Pros, they'll bounce back!

BB: Wilcox now off the ropes to drop an elbow on Miles...NO! Miles got out of the way, but Wilcox still connected with Mayfield, and Miles staggers to his feet... DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE MUSH BY HARDY!  Wilcox points to the cage, and Hardy moves toward the steel...Wilcox whips Miles in and Hardy delivers a DROP TOE HOLD, driving Miles facefirst into the cage!

SB: The cage is not a toy, Buckley!

BB: Mayfield now back up to his feet...DOUBLE DROPKICK BY SIMPLY STUNNING! The tag team champions are rocking Fish Fund Park!  Miles staggering to his feet, and Simply Stunning whip Mayfield toward him...AND MILES INSTINCTIVELY BACKDROPPED MAYFIELD RIGHT INTO THE CAGE!

SB: NO!

BB: Miles turned around! He can't believe it...Simply Stunning from behind! DOUBLE DROPKICK sends Miles headfirst into the cage, and now they hook him as he staggers back...DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! Miles is down, and now Mayfield staggers back to his feet...Wilcox with a drop toe hold...and MAYFIELD FALLS HEADFIRST INTO MILES' CROTCH!

SB: This is an outrage!

BB: The Tag Team champions are having their way with the challengers right now, and so far, all of the Professionals' big talk has come up empty! Wilcox pulls Mayfield to his feet, and it's Mayfield with a thumb to the eye! Mayfield catches Wilcox with a forearm, but Hardy catches Mayfield with a hard right hand! Hardy follows up with a chop that backs Mayfield up, as Miles struggles back to his feet, and Wilcox pairs off with him!

SB: We'll see how Simply Stunning does now after they get away from that illegal doubleteaming!

BB: Hardy and Wilcox have Mayfield and Miles backed up respectively in opposite corners, and both men are laying in the chops! Mayfield and Miles respond with chops of their own! We've got a slugfest now, but the champs are getting the better of it!  They call out to the fans, and we're gonna see a train wreck!

SB: This can't be happening!

BB: Here we go...Irish whip...NO! Mayfield reversed and sent Hardy barreling toward Miles...AND MILES CONNECTS WITH THE COCKY-LINE! 

SB: YES!

BB: Miles gloating about it, and here comes Wilcox out of the corner with a BULLDOG! Wilcox getting back to his feet, and Mayfield comes out of the corner with a lightning-quick DDT! He stays on top of Wilcox, hammering him on the canvas with hard right hands!  Hardy and Miles both stagger back to their feet, and Miles is alert...SPEAR!

SB: HA HA! He wiped out Hardy with that one!

BB: The Professionals have taken control of this matchup, Sammy!

SB: And not a moment too soon!

BB: Mayfield motioning to Miles, and Mayfield whips Wilcox hard into the corner, and now jovially points to the corner as Miles whips Hardy in after him...WAIT! Hardy leapt to the second rope to avoid a collision with Wilcox, and now...OH MY GOODNESS!

SB: You CAN'T be serious!

BB: Hardy monkey flipped his own partner out of the corner and Wilcox delivered a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE in mid-air!  Nicely done!  Now, Simply Stunning pulls the Professionals to their feet and hooks them...DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Miles and Mayfield are both on Dream Street, and now...STEREO SUPERKICKS from Simply Stunning!  This place is coming apart!

SB: Why, Buckley? Why is this happening to me?

BB: Hardy now grabs Mayfield's legs, while Wilcox hooks Miles...and they both rock back...STEREO CATAPULT INTO THE CAGE! Miles and Mayfield both kiss the steel, and stagger back! Hardy hooks Mayfield...Wilcox hooks Miles...pop the hips... STEREO RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEXES!

SB: Is this a tag team title match or synchronized swimming?!?

BB: Hardy and Wilcox each scoop up a Professional...STEREO BACKBREAKER, and they plant Miles and Mayfield on the canvas!  What are we going to see here?  Both men climbing up opposite corners... STEREO MOONSAULT!

SB: If only this match was a drinking game!  Drink everytime Buckley says "stereo", and you'd be hammered by now!

BB: The champions have had the challengers off-base from the opening bell, and now they're going to try to win the match!  Hardy climbing up one side of the cage, while Wilcox climbs the other!

SB: Morons...there's a door right over there!

BB: Miles and Mayfield collecting themselves, and they see they're about to lose this match! They both head toward Michael Hardy, and it looks like they're going to concede Wilcox's escape!

SB: Hurry up and catch him!

BB: Miles runs and hangs onto Hardy's leg, while Wilcox goes up and over the top of the cage! Wilcox is making his descent, and he is OUT of the cage! Hardy catches Miles with a kick to the mush to shake him loose, but Mayfield's climbing the cage alongside Hardy now!  Hardy's got his legs over, but Mayfield reaches over the top of the cage and grabs him before he can make his descent! Hardy catches Mayfield with a right hand! Another right hand!

SB: But Craig's back up, Buckley!

BB: Craig Miles now climbing the side of the cage, as Hardy nails Mayfield with another right and DROPS Mayfield! Mayfield crotched across the top rope, but now Miles has him! Miles nails him with a forearm, and he almost knocked Hardy all the way down to the floor!

SB: You know, it might have been worth the Pros losing this match to see that little pretty boy go splat!

BB: Miles grabs Hardy by the hair, and rams him headfirst into the top of the cage! And again!  Mayfield now recovers, and he's standing on the top rope alongside Miles!  They're pulling Hardy back over the top of the cage and into the ring, and have him hooked...DOUBLE SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE TO BRING HARDY BACK IN!

SB: WHOO HOO!

BB: All three men are down in the middle of the ring after that fall, and Simon Wilcox is on the outside, cheering his partner on!

SB: Yeah, but that's ALL he can do now, Buckley!

BB: Hardy stirring, and he's crawling toward the cage door! Mayfield crawls over and grabs Hardy by the leg! Mayfield up to his feet, and now Hardy up on one leg as well...ENZIGUIRI BY MICHAEL HARDY! He capped Mayfield in the back of the head, and Wilcox telling the referee to open the door, but Miles is over to nail Hardy from behind before he can make his escape!  Now it's Miles heading for the door... WAIT A MINUTE! He just grabbed the door and slammed it SHUT!  He had a chance to escape, but he didn't do it!

SB: It's BRILLIANT, Buckley! They've got Michael Hardy trapped inside a steel cage in a handicap match!

BB: I think Simon Wilcox just realized that as well, and he's asking referee Patrick Young if he can go back in, but he's shaking his head!  All Wilcox can do is watch now!

SB: That's why these guys are Professionals!

BB: Hardy gets to his feet, and Miles rocks him with a forearm! Mayfield follows it up with a punch to the gut which doubles him over, and Miles delivers a ROCKER DROPPER! Miles wipes the blood from his forehead and flings it at Wilcox on the outside!  Fans, we may have a bad situation on our hands!

SB: Depends on your point of view!

BB: Miles and Mayfield pull Hardy to his feet, and Miles hooks on a full nelson while Mayfield works over Hardy's ribcage like a heavy bag!

SB: Mayfield Shuffle! The body! The body! The body!

BB: Mayfield now drops to a knee, holding his other knee out, and Miles steps to the side while maintaining that full nelson...AND DRIVES HARDY'S FACE FORWARD INTO MAYFIELD'S KNEE!  That may have broken the kid's nose!

SB: We can only hope!

BB: Mayfield pulls Hardy up by the hair, and just HURLS him across the ring by it!  Come on, guys!  Hardy crawling over to the ropes, using them to pull himself up... KIDNEY PUNCH by Craig Miles! Another kidney punch!  Miles now grabs Hardy by the hair, and he's grating his face across that steel mesh!

SB: And all that scar tissue from where he got burned last week is tearing right up, Buckley! Look at the crimson flow!

BB: Mayfield just leaning back in the corner by the cage door watching it!  He could escape at any time!

SB: But why would he want to?  It's payback time!

BB: Michael Hardy is busted WIDE open, and now Miles whips him toward Mayfield, who FLAPJACKS him right into the side of the cage! Miles now calls for the cage door to be opened, and we're going to see some sportsmanship by the Professionals!  Wait a minute!  They're not leaving!  They're taunting Hardy!

SB: This is GREAT!

BB: Hardy crawling toward the cage door, and he's enveloped in stomps by the Professionals!  Referee Patrick Young on the outside keeping Simon Wilcox at bay, and he's forced to watch this mugging!

SB: No justice, no peace, Buckley!

BB: Finally, the Professionals drag Hardy away from the cage door, and call for it to be shut!  Miles and Mayfield now pick Michael Hardy up...and run toward the cage... BATTERING RAM! Again! A third time! And then they just drop him throatfirst across the top rope!

SB: Man, I haven't been this happy since the Red Midget bought the farm!  The second time!

BB: Now Miles goes and leans in the corner by the cage door, as Eddie Mayfield goes to work on Michael Hardy!  He catches him right between the eyes with an elbow, drawing even more blood out of that laceration! Arm wringer by Mayfield, and he pulls him into a SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! Followed up with a LIGHTNING quick elbowdrop! 

SB: This is a PROFESSIONAL beating, Buckley, and I'm loving every minute of it!  I think you'd get a kick out of it too if you'd only let yourself...

BB: Mayfield rubbing Michael Hardy's face into the canvas, leaving the mat red, Sammy!  I don't find this amusing in the least!  This young man's career might be in jeopardy!

SB: So what's the bad news?

BB: Mayfield now points to Miles, and Miles is patting that right arm!  We're about to see another Cocky Line, as Mayfield whips Hardy in...NO! REVERSAL! AND MILES NAILED MAYFIELD WITH THE COCKY LINE! MAYFIELD DID A 360 IN MID-AIR!

SB: Dammit, Miles! That's TWICE!

BB: Michael Hardy scrambles back to his feet...DROPKICK TO THE JAW sends Miles back, and he's slumped in the corner!

SB: Luckily, it's the corner where the door is, Buckley!

BB: Hardy's got a window of opportunity, but he's going to have to climb the cage!  He's taken a beating, and he's lost a lot of blood!  Hardy slowly climbing the cage, as Miles shakes out the cobwebs!  He's the first on the scene!  Miles climbing the cage alongside Hardy, and he hooks him...RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP OFF OF THE CAGE!

SB: PHEW!

BB: Miles gets back to his feet, and he whips Hardy off the ropes for the Cocky Line...NO! HARDY FLOATS OVER INTO A D-D-T! HE SPIKED HIM!

SB: NO! NO! NO!

BB: Michael Hardy planted Craig Miles into the canvas, and he's going to try the climb one more time! Eddie Mayfield now shaking off the effects of the Cocky Line, and he sees Hardy going for broke!

SB: Run for it, Eddie!

BB: Eddie runs over and grabs Hardy by the leg! Hardy with a kick to the mush to shake him loose, but Eddie's resilient, and takes a running charge! He delivered a SHOULDERBLOCK to the knee of Michael Hardy, driving it into the steel!

SB: That'll slow him down!

BB: Mayfield now climbing up the cage, and Hardy trying to get up and over, but Mayfield's caught him! Mayfield standing on the top rope, and he pulls Hardy back down, and he's got him scooped in a slam position and now turns him upside down... you can't be serious!

SB: Mayfield's standing on the top rope, and he's put Hardy's head between his legs...he's setting him up for a SCREWJOB off the top rope!

BB: Mayfield leaning against the side of the cage while he jockeys Hardy into position, and now he's got him!  Fans, this could CRIPPLE Michael Hardy as he LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE...WAIT! HARDY WRAPPED HIS LEGS AROUND MAYFIELD'S HEAD AND TURNED IT INTO A HEADSCISSORS IN MID AIR!

SB: NO!

BB: Mayfield crashes to the canvas! Hardy escapes a possible broken neck! Miles is still trying to get to his feet, and Hardy's calling for the door! He gets to his feet, and he's limping toward salvation! 

SB: GET UP!

BB: Miles first to his feet, and he runs toward Hardy...CLIPS THE KNEE! But Hardy determined...he's still crawling for the door, and dives between the top and middle ropes!  Miles hanging onto Hardy's leg, as he struggles to escape the cage! Wilcox is urging his partner on as Miles wrenches that knee! Hardy's got his hands on the steel steps, trying to pull himself to freedom!

SB: Here comes Eddie!

BB: Mayfield to his feet, and he runs toward the cage door and BASEBALL SLIDES HARDY! Mayfield slid his legs under the bottom rope and kicked Hardy right in the teeth!  Now he gets to his feet and grabs the other leg, and the Professionals pull Michael Hardy back into the ring!

SB: So close, yet so far!

BB: The Professionals are NOT happy, as they are putting the boots to this kid!  Mayfield now scoops Hardy up and delivers the SCREWJOB! He dropped Hardy right on his head, and now Miles turns him over and hooks the arms...

SB: COCK RING! COCK RING!

BB: I don't think we can say that on the air! Miles has that submission maneuver on Michael Hardy, and Mayfield is stomping away on the kid's head! Michael Hardy is a crimson mask, Sammy, he's barely conscious, and the Professionals are trying to end this young man's career!  Someone needs to stop this!

SB: You said it yourself, Buckley! The only way this can end is for both Professionals or Hardy to escape!

BB: The Professionals made serious threats leading up to this event, and they're carrying them out here in the cage...(CUEUP: "Ride of the Valkyries" to an INSANE mixed crowd reaction!)

SB: What is HE coming out here for?

BB: Miles and Mayfield had some fun at GUNS' expense earlier tonight, and I think GUNS is coming for a FIGHT!

SB: Do steroids rob a man of his sense of humor?

BB: You know, Sammy, when he watches this tape, he might come after you too!

SB: I've always loved and admired GUNS' work!

BB: GUNS is making his way toward the ring slowly and deliberately, with an icy stare toward the Professionals!  Miles releases the hold, and he and Mayfield are taunting GUNS!

SB: They're safe inside that cage, Buckley!

BB: GUNS shoves Patrick Young aside, and he climbs the steps!  Miles and Mayfield are laughing at GUNS, making those flexing motions!

SB: Hey, dummy, the door's locked!

BB: NOT ANYMORE! (Crowd pop!)

SB: I need a drink! Tell me I didn't just see that!

BB: GUNS just RIPPED the door off of the steel cage, and Miles and Mayfield are making tracks!  GUNS is forcing the cage door into the ring through, well, where the door USED to be, and Miles and Mayfield are running for their lives, scaling the cage wall!

SB: Run, boys, run!

BB: Miles and Mayfield throw their legs over the top of the cage and begin their descent!  They jump down and touch the floor!  We have new World Tag Team champions, and they quickly grab their belts and sprint up the aisle!

SB: Ha ha! GUNS is in the ring with that cage door, but the Professionals have hit the bricks!

BB: GUNS throws down the cage door in frustration, and now in a noble gesture, he's helping Michael Hardy to his feet...NO! POWER BOMB!  Come on!  GUNS just PLANTED Michael Hardy in the canvas with that power bomb!  Wilcox climbs back into the ring, and GUNS grabs that steel door...AND HAMMERS WILCOX WITH IT!  He just laid out Simon Wilcox with the door to the damn steel cage!  What is his damn problem?

SB: I think he's sending a message to the Professionals, Buckley!  But he's gotta catch them first!

BB: Fans, we have new World Tag Team champions, and GUNS is hot on their trail, but he didn't shy away from the opportunity to add a little insult to Simply Stunning's injury!