(FADEIN: The U-62 Logo, with the word ‘Presents…’ underneath.)

(CUE UP: “Machinehead” by Bush. Slow–motion replay of Dan Ryan’s final walk to the ring at GOLD RUSH.)
(CUTTO: Kevin Watson dumping Eron and JA over the top rope)
(CUTTO: Cameron Cruise, after his center ring elimination, holding the Presidential Title above his head)
(CUTTO: Kin Hiroshi, nailing the moonsault on S.A.T.)
(CUTTO: Dan Ryan, tossing Eli Flair out of the Title Shot ring, QUICKFADE to Junior Hornet aiming the T-Shirt gun down the barrel of the camera.)
(CUTTO: Troy Windham accepting the UNIFIED Championship, and his change of reaction the moment Dan Ryan entered the arena.)
(CUTTO: Ringside, with a spotlight on Bill Buckley and Sammy Benson.)

BB: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!

SB: I certainly can’t!

BB: It seems like just yesterday, we were standing in the CSWA Auditorium as Dan Ryan took the UNIFIED World Championship from Troy Windham, and the very future of this company was in doubt! But here we are again, Sammy, and it feels great!

SB (Confused): Oh… yeah.

BB: Excuse me?

SB: I thought you were referring to the fact that you still try to pass that off as your own hair.

BB (Clears his throat): …Moving on, we’ve got a loaded show tonight, with a title defense, a Top Contenders match, and the Unified Champion in action in a non – title match against the runner up of the GOLD RUSH, Eron the Relentless!

SB: And Hornet! Hornet! Hornet!

BB: We’ve certainly got a full house, so let’s get it underway! What—

(CUTTO: The CSWAvision main screen, where the CSWA logo appeared to be crowding with static.


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CSWA PRIMETIME: ONLY ON U-62


HELLO MCG


RHUBARB, TAKE IT AWAY!


(The CSWAvision screen faded to black, and immediately was replaced with the graphic for the evening’s first match. The fans cheered at the mention of long term ring announcer Rhubarb Jones, who entered the ring to the sound of the bell.)