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The Fallen Angel

Kevin Powers vs.
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ATTACK! DANGERMAN! ATTACK!

War.

Unified Tag:
JJ DeVille & Troy Windham vs.
<> Cutters

Mike Randalls vs. Tsunami

CSWA World:
Dan Ryan vs. Tom Adler

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War.

As Donaven Winters walked through the backstage of the arena, most of the other wrestlers and staff avoided him. So much the better for the Fallen Angel, who thrived on isolation and mind games.

He'd accomplished the first part of his mission, and broke Eli Flair. And it was much easier than he'd thought it would be. Now, McGinnis would be vulnerable. Forget that Psycho Bitch stuff, she was dead in the water.

So intent was Winters on his thoughts...

So single- minded of purpose was the Fallen Angel... the Omega...

...That he didn't see the man who stalked behind him.

****WHAP!****

And he didn't see the two-by-four connect with the back of his head.

Winters fell to his knees, his vision blurred at the edges. The two-by-four connected with his upper back, between the shoulder blades, and he fell to all fours.

"Hi," said a familiar voice, "Good t'see ya, Winters."

Winters felt a set of knuckles connect with the back of his neck. Caught off guard, his vision still blurred, the fists continued to pound. He felt blood pour from his head as the attacker finally let up, as he slowly pulled himself together.

"Your ego got the better of ya, Winters... 'Learn to Swim'."

"I knew it was you as soon as you said it, poetic attempts notwithstanding. Never let it be said that Eli Flair don't appreciate a nod to history."

Winters balled his hands up into fists, but he still saw the world through a kaleidescope of pain.

"But I'm man enough to leave my name, Winters... man enough to leave an open invitation to c'mon back at me. Maybe you should think about a different career."

The footsteps echoed in the distance as Eli Flair left his nemesis behind.

MAIN EVENT
CSWA World Heavyweight Championship
Dan Ryan vs. Tom Adler

(JOINED IN PROGRESS: 14:22)

SB: WHOA! Can a neck bend that way?

BB: I don't think so, but Dan Ryan just nailed Tom Adler with a clothesline that just turned him inside out, and BOTH men are down! Adler on his face, Ryan on his back, and even though we're getting near 15 minutes in, both of these warriors have been playing a dangerous game of wrestling oneupsmanship, and they've been going at a fever pace!

SB: Ryan physically has the advantage, but Tom Adler has more than enough to keep up with anything he can dish out! Add in a dash of 'Take out the big mans legs,' and there you have Dan Ryan in a heap on the mat!

BB: Right - after a 4 minute series of submission holds and attacks on Dan Ryan’s knees and legs, it's starting to take it's toll - I think Adler didn't see that clothesline coming! Referee Eddie Mayfield walking around the ring, and SHOULDN'T HE BE COUNTING THIS?

SB: He's got more important things to do - like spark another Camel. That may not be Flavor Country, Buckley - but it's about fifty miles southwest of it.

BB: The crowd is counting the downed men, while Eddie Mayfield turns to the crowd, shakes his head, and now he goes and takes a lean in the corner, enjoying his cigarette! This is disgusting - he's no referee! Get over there and do your job!

SB: I think he heard you, Buckley, but he's taking time to finish his smoke.

BB: Dan Ryan finally stirring, while Tom Adler is up on hands and knees. Mayfield notices and goes over and makes some referee hand gestures -- he has no idea what he's doing. Adler on his knees, and OH! Dan Ryan running along the ropes, and knee smash into the back of Adler’s head! He's back down! Dan Ryan holding onto the ropes… he’s putting the boots to Tom Adler. Now Mayfield’s telling Ryan to get off the ropes, and Ryan takes a swipe at Mayfield. Eddie ducks, and he warns Ryan about a disqualification. That gives Adler a moment to get out of the ring! Adler’s trying to clear the cobwebs, while Mayfield in a verbal war with the CSWA World Champion. He's daring Ryan to put his hands on him!

SB: Even Ryan’s not stupid enough to put his hands on an official.

BB: That’s not an official…it’s Eddie Mayfield. Ryan and Mayfield in each other’s faces, and Tom Adler is now on the apron!. He’s skulking around, crouching low, and OH! (Crowd 'OOOOH'S') ADLER CLIPS OUT DAN RYAN’S LEFT KNEE! RYAN DOWN! Adler with both hands, grabs Ryan and drags him to the middle of the ring, and starts laying precision-like stomps on the inner thigh of Ryan, ANOTHER! ANOTHER! Adler looks at Mayfield and spits in his direction – Mayfield’s incensed!

SB: WHATCHOUT! IT'S TAHME TO GO TA SCHOOOL!

BB: Don’t ever do that again.

BB: ADLER WITH THE FIGURE FO-NO! (Crowd pops!) RYAN GRABS ADLER BY THE HAIR! BIG RIGHT HAND STUNS ADLER! CRADLE! CRADLE! THERE'S A PINFALL! (Crowd is going nuts, as MAYFIELD decides to bother the timekeeper for an ashtray!)

SB: Hold on, Eddie’s gotta put out his smoke so he can count the fall, Buckley. Give him a second.

BB: He's taken 10 already…and the crowd’s counting it out! Eddie Mayfield is leaning out of the ropes, and he's mushing his cigarette out while the timekeeper holds out an ashtray... COME ON ALREADY! (Crowd counts THREE! FO.... UNNNNGH!) Mayfield JUST saw the pinfall - Mayfield drops down - ONE! KICKOUT BY ADLER!

SB: He was THIS close, Buckley.

BB: (Crowd is on fire at this point!) Tom Adler doesn't have time to address Mayfield, as he scrambles with Ryan, and flips him over onto his stomach. And now he locks in a Boston Crab! Dan Ryan screaming, and he immediately starts trying to power out. Adler drops a leg, wrenches around and takes the leg with him - OH! STF! ADLER LOCKS IN THE STF!

SB: SUBMISSION THROUGH FEAR! SUBMISSION THROUGH FEAR!

BB: Dan Ryan grabbing for the ropes, and Eddie Mayfield right there measuring the distance, and Ryan squirming on the mat to the ropes, and OH! (CUTTO, MAYFIELD smirking) Eddie just pulled the ropes further away from Dan Ryan! (Crowd booing LOUD!) Eddie Mayfield is just screwing these two men, and it's not right!

SB: If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right, Buckley.

BB: Tom Adler really cinching that STF in tight, and Mayfield asking Ryan if he wants to tap... (CHEERS!) Ryan just responded by giving Mayfield the finger! I guess he's got his answer! Mayfield is offended, and lets the ropes go - Ryan grabs the ropes and that's gotta be a break! Adler lets go of the hold, and he's stomping around. He spins Mayfield on his heels, and he's got him by the zebra stripes! (Crowd going nuts!) He's sick of Eddie's antics! Mayfield keeps pointing at his shirt, and Adler’s had enough! Dan Ryan on his knees -- he's getting to his feet, and Adler turns to deal with Ryan - OH! OHH NO! Eddie Mayfield shoved Tom Adler in the back, and he just got shoved into DAN RYAN AND A POWERSLAM! Ryan back to his feet, and he pulls Adler to his feet and cinches him in from the back... GERMAN SUPLEX! ALL IMPACT, NO BRIDGE!

SB: He just dropped Tom Adler on his freaking neck!

BB: Adler grabbing at his neck, and Eddie Mayfield is standing FAR away from the action, and Dan Ryan still on his back... and RYAN WITH A KIPPUP! (Crowd pops!) Ryan to his feet, and he's calling for Adler to get up, and he's foaming at the mouth! Eddie Mayfield’s been a terror in this match - but you can feel the momentum forming! (CUTTO: RYAN, crouching, vibrating, WAITING!) Tom Adler slowly getting to his feet, and Ryan ROARS IN WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESNOOO! NOOO! ADLER DUCKS IT AND RYAN HITS THE CORNER! ADLER DROPKICKS THE BACK OF RYANS KNEES! Ryan down, and Adler rips him back up! ABDOMINAL STRETCH - NO! ADLERPLEX! ADLERPLEX! ADLERPLEX! (Crowd is on it's feet - bugging out, and Eddie Mayfield is nowhere to be found!)

SB: Where's Eddie?

BB: EDDIE MAYFIELD! GET IN THAT RING AND MAKE THE COUNT!

SB: THERE'S Eddie!

BB: Eddie Mayfield is on the outside of the ring, and COME ON! He's out of smokes, and he's bumming one off of a fan, and now Eddie's waving it off, he doesn't smoke anything but Camels, and he's asking for a show of hands at ringside for someone who can get him a hardpack! (In the ring, there's a ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR... and Adler looking around for the ref!) TOM ADLER IS UP, AND HE'S LOOKING FOR MAYFIELD AGAIN!

SB: He's got him in his sights, Buckley!

BB: Tom Adler runs over to ringside, and he's got Eddie Mayfield by two hands of hair! Eddie looks like he's seen a ghost! Adler bringing Eddie up to the apron by his hair, and he's spinning him around, Eddie swings, NO! Adler ducks! He pulls the ropes, and Eddie Mayfield goes FLYING IN! (Crowd marking!) Eddie skipping across the ring like a rock, and Adler turns around AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A BOOT TO THE FACE BY DAN RYAN! Adler's neck snapped back, and he falls against the ropes - he's out on his feet! Ryan roaring, and he WRENCHES ADLER BY THE HAIR AND STUFFS HIM BETWEEN THE THIGHS - WE'RE GONNA SEE THE HUMILITY BOMB!

SB: And Eddie Mayfield is still in shock from Adler putting his hands on him!

BB: Dan Ryan has ADLLERRRR UHHHHHP... AND HE HAS HIM UP HIGHER.... HUMILITYBAHHHHHURRICANRANA! HURRICANRANA BY ADLER! ADLER REACHES BACK AND GRABS THE LEGS! (CROWD is standing, stomping, shouting! ADLER sweating, exhausted, nodding along with the crowds count!) ONE! TWO! COME ON! Mayfield just slid out of the ring, and he's going under the apron, and hes' pulled out a chair, and he just rolled back in the ring, AND OH NO! OH NO! EDDIE MAYFIELD JUST BLASTED TOM ADLER IN THE HEAD WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!! HE JUST PARTED HIS HAIR! (Crowd hushes!) Adler is out COLD! He's out cold! (ADLER rolls over on his side, blood now washing down the side of his head, and MAYFIELD standing over him, pointing at his shirt, and raining down a line of trash!)

SB: WHOA! Eddie Mayfield just crowned Adler! All hail the new King of the Whiners.

BB: Dan Ryan up, and he's looking at Mayfield, now at Adler, and Ryan grabs an out cold Tom Adler, and he's trying to get Adler up to his feet, and NO! Ryan shakes his head, but throws Adler between the legs againnnNNNNN OH! HUMILITY BOMB! HUMILITY BOMB! Adler is down! Ryan drops down and screams for Mayfield to make the pinfall count, and Mayfield is still holding that chair, and he's looking at Ryan, smirking... (Crowd SCREAMING!) HERE COMES THE <> CUTTERS! THE <> CUTTERS ARE RUNNING TOP SPEED TO THE RING! Mayfield raises his chair over the head of Dan Ryan... AND HE SPOTTED THE CUTTERS! Mayfield is OUTTA THERE!

SB: Wow. I don't believe what I just saw.

BB: Dan Ryan had Adler for another cover, but Mayfield looks like he's done for the night! It also looks like if the <> Cutters hadn't hit the ring, Ryan would've gotten smashed too!

MAYFIELD: (On the ramp, still holding the dented chair - now he's got a mic) "F[BLEEEEP!] you, Rhubarb Jones, I'LL give the decision of this match.... (Breathing heavy, backing up the ramp) After... Reviewing the events that took place in this match, after BLATANT disrespect of my person by ATTACKING AN OFFICIAL, AND... for these Cutter Guys running in on MY MATCH, I declare this match... (RYAN stands up, breathing heavy and staring back) A NO-CONTEST! (Crowd cries foul!)

BB: WHAT?!

MAYFIELD: That's right, and what I says, STICKS! Dan Ryan, I SAW THE LUST IN YOUR EYES - YOU WANTED TO HARM ME, and DAMN, if that's enough for me to screw you outta this match. NEITHER OF YOU WIN TONIGHT - NO CONTEST, YOU AS[BLEEEEEEP!]! (Crowd boos some more!) Hit my music! (Voodoo Chile cues up, and that makes the crowd MORE upset!)

SB: What the hell!?

BB: The <> Cutters are trying to help Adler to his feet, and Dan Ryan is in the ring, looking perplexed, but as angry as Tom Adler looks now...

SB: Through a crimson mask...

BB: We're out of time! I'm sure Eddie Mayfield will have to answer for his actions tonight, and I can't WAIT to see that answer - hopefully either or BOTH of those men tonight will put him in his place! We're out of time, and wait! Here comes Chad Merritt! He's soaking wet, and he just passed Eddie Mayfield in the aisle, and Eddie just took off his ref shirt and threw it in Merritt's hands! He has no idea of what just went down! We have to go! Fans, we'll see you at ON TIME in a few days!

(CUTTO: The ring, where RYAN is leaning on the ropes, now with the CSWA World title, and squinting down the ramp at MAYFIELD! ADLER is up being helped by his partners, and he's checking his head, pulling back red palms, enraged! FADEOUT.)

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